excellent
I once stood in front of a bus until he opened the doors and let us on
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 9:03, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Ha!
You've reminded me of outfixing a bus driver when I was 16.

Walked down to the bus stop and saw the bus drive straight past me at the stop. The bus had to turn a sharp corner and go up a hill where lots of cars were aprked, meaning it couldn't go particularly fast.

Young sportscow sprints up the steps of the pub where the bus stop was, legs it across the car park, hirdles the wall and makes it to the next bus stop before the bus.

Hand out, bus stops, big shit eating grin and a "thanks for stopping prick" and sportscow is on his way
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 9:08, Reply)

I've chased a bus before as well
makes you look a bit mental, but it's worth it. I missed the bus at the first stop and the second, but caught the fucker at the third.

This was all on a completely straight road...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 9:11, Reply)

I have a properly deranged half-Japanese friend
who once attacked a bus with a wooden Kendo sword for failing to open its doors to him in West Hampstead. He also once broke into a terrified spinster's house because in his drink and drug-twisted lunacy he'd convinced himself it was a knocking shop.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 9:13, Reply)

ONe should be morer careful with ones lighting

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 9:17, Reply)

This was his argument.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 9:28, Reply)