Monty's avoided financial ruin?
Those Germans really look after their own, eh. And most of the rest of Europe.

I avoided the curse of August by all of two days, which also meant I was the oldest kid in my year all the way through school. It's not a bad time of year to have a birthday. Usually sunny.

Alt: not yet. Fruit, probably. Yay.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:15, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Monty has been Merkled

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Well that's good news
Although, this being Monty, I can't help but worry that the people Merkeling him will demand payment at an interest rate of around a billion percent, or send the boys round for regular limb-breaking sessions
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:23, Reply)

I'M MARTIN 32 FROM CLASS 4B, ANALTELECUNNICATIONS PREFECT
and I will have my vengence, in this life or the next.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:17, Reply)

You forgot
"husband to a murdered beard, acting father to someone else's child"

or something. It's too early to be on the gay gag A-game, I'm sorry.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Like an inflatable boy drunkenly wielding a sharp knife,
you've let yourself down
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:37, Reply)

I'm not too keen on the sound of this "gay gag" either
and why does it smell of chlorof...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Hahaha
I'll get you an ice cream. Flavour is unimportant, it's for your arse.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:43, Reply)

"you've let me down, you've let the school down, but most of all you've let yourself down"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:43, Reply)

How do you know the joke I've just made up?!
Er...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:46, Reply)