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I would, and have, screamed abuse at any fucker who done that sort of thing.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:57, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

They'll never take your freedom.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:58, Reply)

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( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Are you from one of the colonies then?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Bongo-bongo land, I think.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:02, Reply)

I'm a scotch.
HOOTS MON!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Yay!
That makes 3, depending on what you count as scotch. Dozer is proper scotch and I'm scotch the way a lot of Americans are Irish.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:04, Reply)

I just about qualify to play for the Scottish football team
but I'd never say I was Scottish. Especially not whilst in Scotland. Or to a Scot.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:05, Reply)

But would you want to?
2 minutes into this world cup qualifying campaign and already Scotland are eliminated, what do you make of that Archie?
Well, it's certainly a big improvement on last time.....
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Well, I wouldn't be any worse than any of the other players.
And I don't have any legs.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Probably an improvement in all honesty.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Yeah, how much is that then?
I reckon I'm 1/8th, but I also have the surname, and a scotch spelt first name so that should be worth something.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Grandparents.
From Goven. So I'm dead classy, too.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:08, Reply)

GOVAN!
fucking english
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)

With a hint of Dutch.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Don't give me that
As if the majority of the inhabitants are capable of spelling their own name, let alone the town they live in.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Sure they can, I see them scrawling it on walls everywhere.
BAZ LUVS ZENGA and RFC NO1 FTP.

Govan is charming.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:15, Reply)

I imagine that's why the grandparents left.
I've heard tales.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:17, Reply)

They'll probably all be true.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:21, Reply)

If that's a qualification
I'm Scotch too.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:37, Reply)

There's plenty of mericans think they're Scotch too.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Quite likely.
But I don't think they have massive drunken parades on St Andrews day.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:19, Reply)

No, they pretend to know what haggis is on burns night.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Ahh, good point.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:40, Reply)

CRIVENS LADDIE!

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:05, Reply)

HELP MA BOAB!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Where you from MMPS?
I reside in Scotland's capital.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)

*spits on the floor* Oh. You're one of THEM.
GLASGOW YA BAS q:o|
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:13, Reply)

*backs away*
My sister lives over that side. The first time we went out in central Glasgow I was invited outside - and not in a good way.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:16, Reply)

I would suggest they test nukes here.
In fact fuck that, all the gold sovs would just throw the guidance systems off.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:19, Reply)