I'd cross a garibaldi with a jaffa cake.

(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 11:48, 19 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

raisins shouldn't be in biscuits

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I would subscribe to that specialist site.

(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 11:58, Reply)

What would you use for an oar?

( thealternativefact, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Perhaps
If you made a big garibaldi and varnished that, it might be good to use as an oar.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Clenders
I'm so sleepy I already had a 5 minute nap on the floor under my desk.

Can you bring me some coffee please.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Are you back? Did you bring me back anything nice? I miss the days when Nintendo games came out months in the states first so whenever a mate went to the US I could get some game early.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 12:30, Reply)

I bought some sweets, you can have some of my sweets if you would like.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 12:30, Reply)

I would like some Willy Wonka sweets please.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Don't get into his car, Gonz!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Nah', Al's my wingman, he said that I can sniff his fingers next time he fingers Rachael.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I'm gonna be all like
"Hey Gonz, smell that, that's the scent that lets you know your a man, oh hang on, not my fourth finger, I just had some fried chicken using that and my thumb, and my pinky smells a bit like shit as I was doing the fingering thing where you have your index finger in their fanny and your pinky up their bum 'cause she loves that"
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 12:47, Reply)

She wanted me to use her like a bowling ball, but I told her to use me like a golfclub (double handed, pinky and thumb interlocked).

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 13:40, Reply)

I'd cross your palm with silvers

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 12:30, Reply)

I'd cross your fiances palm.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 12:31, Reply)

I'd cross the road if i saw you on my side!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Pavements are only so wide innit.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 12:37, Reply)

What if Bobby was on the other side at the same time?
That would be a recipe for getting knocked down by a bus.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 12:39, Reply)

but HOW, man? think of the logistics
suppose the jaffa cake is the female, what protrusion will the garibaldi use to impregnate her?

Or are you going to insert the DNA of the Jaffa into a garibaldi egg? You're going to end up with a ten eyed orange raisin freak of nature if you keep playing god

STOP THIS MADNESS
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 13:27, Reply)

I actually like this
don't tell anyone.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 14:21, Reply)