Can anyone think why I didn't have my student loan come out for three months
now it's coming out again.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 13:56, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Because the companies who administer these things are staffed by fuckwits

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 13:57, Reply)

That is a possibility
I have a feeling that I'll need to make a call to some phone monkeys.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 13:57, Reply)

I haven't had a phone fight with them for ages

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I want to have a phone fight with my credit card company as well.
I've got something stupid like £13 on there and instead of taking it off like a normal person on DD if it's below £50 I have to do it myself.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Roy Thomas Baker checked the figures and recalculated it in a slightly different way 47 times before deciding it was the right amount

(Cave Duck, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 13:58, Reply)

They did this to me.
For six months they took nothing so I cancelled the DD assuming it had finished. Suddenly got a whole heap of shitty letters and calls - turned out they'd paid off my loan with someone else's money.

OK, resume taking the payments, I said - they told me they'd have to increase my monthly repayments to cover their error as they were 'unable' to simply extend the term. Utter fucking cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 14:16, Reply)

That doesn't make sense.
I hope you told them. "Hoi, you people! That doesn't make sense."
That would have shown them.
Rotters.
(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 14:20, Reply)

They asked me for money.
I told them 'you won't get it'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 14:30, Reply)

by hook or by crook we will

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Not sad enough to use a dating site you fucking gaylord.
EDIT do you normally wear black tie, are you some kind of Barry Bulsara James Bond fetishist?

Your pic looks like the kind of blurry one you get in the paper of someone who's died. Have you been killed by a landmine in Afghanistan?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 14:33, Reply)

i still love this so much

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 14:33, Reply)