Not sad enough to use a dating site you fucking gaylord.
EDIT do you normally wear black tie, are you some kind of Barry Bulsara James Bond fetishist?

Your pic looks like the kind of blurry one you get in the paper of someone who's died. Have you been killed by a landmine in Afghanistan?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:17, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

flip
anyone got some evening primrose?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)

I have some lavender oil knocking about somewhere.
I say 'I', what I mean is there's some in the house that I could find quite easily.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Not sad enough to use a dating site you fucking gaylord.
EDIT do you normally wear black tie, are you some kind of Barry Bulsara James Bond fetishist?

Your pic looks like the kind of blurry one you get in the paper of someone who's died. Have you been killed by a landmine in Afghanistan?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)

I understand that you;'re going thru a hard time got you got dumped by a gay
we're all here for you if you need support, let us know if theres anything we can do
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)

We could all chip in to hire her a rent boy for the night.
So she can get that authentic boyfriend experience.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Knowing her luck recently the rent boy would probably turn out to be a raving mincer.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:31, Reply)

That would have been funnier if you have implied the rent boy would have been straight.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:40, Reply)

she turned him like an omelette

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:41, Reply)