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i'm going home
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:00,
85 replies,
latest was 14 years ago)
Byeeee!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:01,
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Are you allowed to just leave work like that?
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PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:02,
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Yeh. Work.
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thealternativefact, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:02,
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What is this "work" of which you speak?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:03,
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Alright dolescum?
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thealternativefact, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:04,
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Alright clenders?
Yep, just fired off another application to which I expect to hear absolutely fuck all back from. *sigh*
Never mind, I'll be seeing you in a week and a half's time.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:06,
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Yes indeedy! It'll be like a boys' dormitory in the lounge.
*buys bacons*
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thealternativefact, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:08,
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Hoorays.
Anything arranged for the Saturday yet? And for meeting al on Sunday?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:10,
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Noel and I will come and meet you at the station.
Remind me where and when, please!
Then we'll go to the pub with whoever's around.
Need to talk to Al...
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thealternativefact, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:13,
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I get in about 5:30, assuming there are no hiccups with leaves on the line or something.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:15,
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To King's Cross, I presume?
I imagine we'll be off to Mabel's then :)
I will send out the smoke signals.
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thealternativefact, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:17,
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Yes, KC.
I approve of this choice, also. Plus, if the train is late I can just meet you there.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:19,
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I'll wave from a week away
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:19,
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:(
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thealternativefact, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:20,
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Down in London
this Monday/Tuesday :)
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:22,
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Hooray!
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broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:02,
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Thank fuck for that.
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Kroney, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:05,
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does that mean it can be good again?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:06,
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I've never known a more tedious sock account.
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Kroney, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:10,
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Not even Personality Vacuum Horse?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:10,
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if he wants to make people laugh or cry
he should just post pictures of his face. he is one seriously ugly mo'fo.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:13,
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I've said this before
but he makes Alan Carr look handsome and butch, and that's a serious fucking achievement right there.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:14,
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to give him some credit though
a quick flick through the PH twitter account shows that he is in no way a boring tedious weirdo who tweets pointless shit at celebs, but is in fact a clever and well-adjusted worthwhile member of society.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:16,
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Orlly?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:18,
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Who are we talkign about here, baldmonkey?
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Kroney, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:20,
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Yeah.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:21,
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For me, Personality Horse edges Quentin
but it's important to remember that this is like asking me if I'd rather be punched in the face or kicked in the nuts.
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Kroney, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:23,
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It's a difficult call, to be sure.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:25,
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Hello Kroney.
Would you rather be punched in the face or kicked in the nuts?
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thealternativefact, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:26,
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I think he's thinking long and hard about this.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:45,
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Punched in the face, I think.
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Kroney, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:45,
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I think she's gone.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:52,
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*punches Kroney*
Helping out where I can here
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:54,
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Flirt.
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Kroney, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:58,
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This is not a hypothetical question
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:01,
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well he was
i haven't bothered to look more than the once a few weeks ago, like.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:20,
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School closed for the day already?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:06,
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Some schools operate a start early finish early pattern these days.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:11,
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Not sad enough to use a dating site you fucking gaylord.
EDIT do you normally wear black tie, are you some kind of Barry Bulsara James Bond fetishist?
Your pic looks like the kind of blurry one you get in the paper of someone who's died. Have you been killed by a landmine in Afghanistan?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:12,
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I'm obviously missing something here.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:13,
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It's not really Bert is it?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:13,
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I don't think so, no.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:14,
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i do
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:15,
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I thought the mods had a bert alarm, though?
Which resulted in an instant banning as soon as he cropped up? Besides, if it is bert he's showing remarkable restraint in the Monty baiting stakes.
Uuurgh, Montybaiting... that's just set off some disturbing imagery right there...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:17,
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If they do it will probably be based on the IP address. So he could come back via a different one
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:22,
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What have I missed?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:13,
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it was something monty once said to bert which i love
firstly, bert needs to be reminded of it.
secondly, i could post it every 15 seconds for the next 50 years and it would still be fresher and funnier than his latest reincarnation.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:15,
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eh?
have you gone mad?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:14,
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think she's lost it mate, keeping my kush clean from now on
no mistake
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:16,
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Not sad enough to use a dating site you fucking gaylord.
EDIT do you normally wear black tie, are you some kind of Barry Bulsara James Bond fetishist?
Your pic looks like the kind of blurry one you get in the paper of someone who's died. Have you been killed by a landmine in Afghanistan?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:17,
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flip
anyone got some evening primrose?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:18,
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I have some lavender oil knocking about somewhere.
I say 'I', what I mean is there's some in the house that I could find quite easily.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:20,
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Not sad enough to use a dating site you fucking gaylord.
EDIT do you normally wear black tie, are you some kind of Barry Bulsara James Bond fetishist?
Your pic looks like the kind of blurry one you get in the paper of someone who's died. Have you been killed by a landmine in Afghanistan?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:21,
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I understand that you;'re going thru a hard time got you got dumped by a gay
we're all here for you if you need support, let us know if theres anything we can do
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:26,
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We could all chip in to hire her a rent boy for the night.
So she can get that authentic boyfriend experience.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:30,
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Knowing her luck recently the rent boy would probably turn out to be a raving mincer.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:31,
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That would have been funnier if you have implied the rent boy would have been straight.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:40,
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she turned him like an omelette
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:41,
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I don't usually advocate this kind of thing...
..but why don't we just all (and I mean ALL) just put him on ignore?
It would be vaguely amusing to know that the crazy fuckwit is still happily posting his bilge and there isn't a soul even reading it.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:12,
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He'd only replace his account with another one.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:26,
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you wouldn't ignore me, would you?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:27,
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Because we wouldn't all do it.
and occasionally worth reading threads would crop up in response to posts by these knobs that I'd not be able to see.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:37,
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I think there should be a rule that if you don't put them on ignore
you should lose all right to moan about them, because that's as fucking boring as they are.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:38,
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I like this idea.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:39,
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i'm not boring, how dare you?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:40,
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To borrow wholesale from Monty
you are a dismal, witless cretin. Perhaps if you offered any evidence to the contrary people wouldn't say you were boring.
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berk, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:43,
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it's this sort of meanness that keeps good people away from this board
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:44,
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Just ignore her Quentin
She's so sanctimonious she totally upended a boatful of
these and they didn't float and ended up on the bottom of the lake
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Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:47,
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???
SPEAKA DI ENGLISH???
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:47,
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U R FUCKING SHIT AT GETTIN MA CON-VA-LUTED PUNS BITCH!
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Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:49,
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Hello berk.
The missus has written down that recipe. I shall get her to gaz it to you asap.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:46,
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Hurrah!
I wasn't expecting it til sometime in 2012...
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berk, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:47,
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Or the recipe.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:49,
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Ba-dum etc.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:51,
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I think you and Quentin are of equal worth here on offtopic.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:54,
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Hi mike
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Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:56,
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The trouble with that
is you lose all the replies. That's the only reason I've never ignored anyone, you never know what's going on below. Unless you log out, but come on, effort.
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Kroney, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:47,
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Who cares, 80% of the stuff on here is either totally forgettable
or repeated in the next threads.
I don't get the fear of missing a few posts that get about 10 replies.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:52,
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It's not fear, I'm just nosey.
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Kroney, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:54,
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Then take option 2 in my plan and if you don't want to ignore them, you don't get to moan about how shit they are.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:55,
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Are you moaning about how shit Kroney is?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:56,
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Booming silence from Chompy, here
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Kroney, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:07,
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I like the idea of just manning the fuck up and ignoring them properly.
no clicking the ignore button, just don't respond to them or talk about them, sooner or later they'd fuck off and you don't have to miss anything
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:48,
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But you'd miss the chance to do puns with them.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:50,
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As you may have noticed, I rarely pun.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:51,
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