Thread is getting a bit long and politically bitey.
Plus, too many Youtube links.

What was your favourite bedtime story as a nipper? I can't remember, personally, but my I'm told that my dad used to read a few select favourites to me over and over because I liked them. Every so often he would try and change the narrative, to which I'd respond "That's not right". Precocious smart arse, me.

Alt: Views on Personality Donkey being banned whilst Quentin remains at large.

Alt alt: Boxers or briefs? G-strings or French knickers?

Alt alt alt: I don't fucking know. Who would win in a fight, a polar bear with a lightsaber or a shark on wheels?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:16, 73 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

goldilocks. I like porridge
alt: meh

alt alt: on me, or someone else?

alt alt alt: polar bear with a light saber

next!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Where the wild things are
Alt: no idea what's happened here.
Alt alt: boxer trunks
Alt the third: polar bear
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Evening Bobby.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:28, Reply)

Hello dg, how goes things?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:30, Reply)

Still unemployed, still spending my days trawling through bloody job websites.
Still in Americaland?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:31, Reply)

I know that feeling, bad luck fella, hope it works out for you.
Yup five weeks left, had my observation today and got a rating of GOOD overall. It goes excellent, good, satisfactory, cause for concern, gimp
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:39, Reply)

Cheers. I'm hoping it won't be too long before I'm some company's gimpmonkey again.
How long are you in hamburgerland for?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:49, Reply)

8 weeks total, you should come out here, it's amazing.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 23:01, Reply)

I've been to America a few times, Bob.
Orlando, Miami, Fort Lauderdale, Florida Keys, Tampa, San Francisco, LA, San Diego, Vegas, New England. I'd love to get out there again at some point.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 23:04, Reply)

What I thought was cheese is just good manners and principles. I love it here.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 23:15, Reply)

I know what you mean.
The customer service out there is mostly genuine, I found.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 23:18, Reply)

baldmonkey lost his shit on /talk if it's any consolation
Like, seriously went a bit mental and left.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:21, Reply)

man, you and that dude with the shoes are like
the /talk correspondants
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:23, Reply)

I'm not surprised, frankly. Nobody can be that lowaki without some sort of chemical imbalance.
Evening mike woz ere. You seem like a good type. Talented, too, if last night's quiz is anything to go by.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:30, Reply)

Get off my dick Davros

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:33, Reply)

But I'm not grappling with your own private detective, mike.
/confused.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:35, Reply)

Sorry I mean 'good evening'.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:35, Reply)

'Good evening'.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:48, Reply)

Shit, I just noticed I spelled lightsabre wrong.
Buggered if I'm changing it as it'll screw up the reply count.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:32, Reply)

The hobbit, that I can remember.
Alt: Meh, he'll be back, so ultimately pointless

AltAlt: Boxers/french knickers

AltAltAlt: The polar bear, obviously.

Edit: bobby has reminded my of Where The Wild Things are, also, In The Night Kitchen.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:33, Reply)

did everyone get read stories
when they were much older than me? I don't remember having anything read to me after fairy tales.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:37, Reply)

I am dyslexic
I got read to to a stupidly late age as I couldn'y read for shit til I was about 12. The hobbit was read to me when I was much younger than that, also LOTR.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:41, Reply)

i didn't read lotr
until I was 22. True story
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:46, Reply)

I think I first read it myself younger than that

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:47, Reply)

I just started larping and it seemed like
I ought to read it at some point.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:50, Reply)

For shame Caves, for shame.
That's like saying "I was off on this crusade, see, and I thought I should maybe read the bible, look you."
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:52, Reply)

Shockingly
I was mostly into sci fi before that. Still am. Fantasy is so often toss, I mostly didn't bother
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:54, Reply)

tend to agree.
After tolkien, it's mosty derivative.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:56, Reply)

I've never read it.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:56, Reply)

it's OK
the film gets through it quicker and you don't get Tom Bombadil
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:59, Reply)

Or as he is known by most people who have read the book:
Tom fucking Bombadil and his fucking boots of fucking yellow.

The Ja Ja Binks of the fantasy world.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 23:00, Reply)

Me too.
I tried the Hobbit about seven or eight times when I was at school and just never got into it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 23:00, Reply)

yeah and look how you turned out...
;) x
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:43, Reply)

it should be a warning for all

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:45, Reply)

Anymore fallout from Zombie Walk?
My mate is Ben who posted lots of pics onthe page.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:47, Reply)

not that I know of.
I think there is maybe one picture I'm in teh background of :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:49, Reply)

Surprisingly litterate actually
I got into sci fi aged 12 and now have a slow average reading speed.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:47, Reply)

I wasn't being mean to you, just CAVY!
GOD I KANT DO N E FING RITE
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:48, Reply)

It's OK Bobs.
I'm not sensitive about it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:53, Reply)

I love you x

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 23:01, Reply)

Oh bobby, I luvs yoo too!
*big hairy man hugs*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 23:03, Reply)

You bastard, you promised me you wouldn't do that.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 23:04, Reply)

When was this?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 23:05, Reply)

two timing cuntrag!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 23:05, Reply)

bitchfight!
*gets popcorn*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 23:07, Reply)

Sorry bobs, he meant nothing to me.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 23:07, Reply)

Weekend gone.
You promised me. I feel bereft now. I'm going to throw myself on the main road and hope that the cigarette I'm smoking catches a trail of petrol from the car that runs me over, thereby taking out a total innocent into the bargain.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 23:07, Reply)

Oh Davvs, he means nothing to me.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 23:07, Reply)

/ Vienna lols.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 23:17, Reply)

You said you wouldn't mention what we did with the Vianetta

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 23:20, Reply)

Mine was 'More Tales of Mrs Hedgehog'
I think my mum still has it somewhere.

Alt: If I were on here more often I might find them annoying but at the moment it just means more posts I have to skim over. Has banning been an effective deterrent before?

Alt alt: Briefs. Boxers bunch up too much.

Alt alt alt: I'm not seeing a polar bear having anywhere near enough gripping skills to wield a lightsaber, so shark.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:37, Reply)

But there's the whole trundling along on wheels out of water thing going on, Bill.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:47, Reply)

I'm picturing the polar bear scrabbling around for the lightsaber while the shark trundles up and bites it on the arse
The only acceptable way for a shark to lose is Roy Scheidercide.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:50, Reply)

how would it even control its speed and direction!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:50, Reply)

with it's tail?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:53, Reply)

that would require expending a lot of energy
which it then can't use for fighting
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:54, Reply)

trues
s'why I voted for the bear
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:55, Reply)

Why does Rupert the Bear wear checked trousers?
Cos he's a cunt.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 23:01, Reply)

*sofalols*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Second one tonight.
Man, I'm on fire.

/immolation lols.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 23:05, Reply)

you are indeed.
more of this sort of thing.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 23:06, Reply)

Alas, I fear I may have to go to bed.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 23:20, Reply)

night love.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 23:21, Reply)

I don't remember having a particular favourite bedtime story
but my Dad and I would sing 'I know an old woman who swallowed a fly' in its entirety, over and over again. My Mum still can't hear that song today without screaming.

Alt: maybe the other one will fuck off now, too.

Alt Alt: depends on who's wearing them.

Alt Alt Alt: Polar bear, probably. Longer reach and more manual (pawual?)dexterity.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:58, Reply)

he wouldn't need a lightsaber he would still destroy the shark.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 23:02, Reply)

Juicy norks! I guess I should go to bed then
But I'll need internet validation before I do

*waves frantically for attention*

niiiiiight
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 23:13, Reply)

Night Caves
Night Cave's Norks.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 23:15, Reply)

yes!
*waggles*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 23:16, Reply)

The breasts of your best mate's girlfriend.
night all.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 23:31, Reply)

huhwha?!
ph is banned? shiiit, but then he was somebody else's second account, same won't happen to me
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 0:26, Reply)

Yeah, but he was an annoying twonk.
Despite what others think, I don't have any particular beef with you so far. Unless you are actually baldmonkey, in which case I hope you die in a fire and then get banned from hell. No offence, like.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 0:36, Reply)

if i was baldmonkey i think i'd have been banned too
not baldmonkey, not wormulus, not anyone else
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 0:54, Reply)

Fair enough.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 0:59, Reply)