I go through phases of loving/hating my job
The big boss decided to reduce my commision last month though because he's employing more people so he can't afford to pay me as much. After mentioning breach of contract about 5 times he agreed to pay me what he owes me but from here on in looks like my pay is going down. Fucking money grabbing cunt who doesn't give a shit about any of his employees
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:52, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Isn't sales commission a percentage thing? I mean, if you sell something what have other sales employees got to do with what you earn?
Or is he lowering sales commission to cover the basic pay of the newbies?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:55, Reply)

I get 1% of online and phone sales
He's using his brilliant Turkish logic to say if he employs four people who make 500 a month then 1/2% of that is better than if I was by myself making 100 and getting 1% of that.

Basicially he is a cunt. He told me he couldn't afford to pay everyone (there are two of us) 1% then proceeded to tell me he had just hired a marketing manager.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:58, Reply)

What a prick!
I recommend you start stealing stuff and sell it at boot fairs.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Would you like to buy any bathroom items?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:00, Reply)

If they are cheap then yes I would.
Do you have a brochure? Then you could steal to order.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Well I have about 40 suppliers so I can get hold of most things.
So I can order to order
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:04, Reply)

No five finger discount?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Is this another reference to Grammo's enormous vag?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Very harsh. How big is it?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Having never experienced it, or even met her. And going purely by the cruel jibes of others
I can confidently state that it is of aircraft hangar proportions.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:40, Reply)

This is what it takes to get her off
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Mine is that big.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
Echololz
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:44, Reply)

I would too, perhaps in the New Year

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Try recruitment consultancy. They reward good salespeople well
and we, in particular, go through staff like water so there's bound to be an agency after staff somewhere near you.

It's about the only industry experiencing growth at the moment too, due to companies only employing temporary staff that they can give the boot at a moment's notice.
( Kroney, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:03, Reply)

I dunno if I would want to listen to people wibbling on about their dream job
then make them go work in a flea ridded hellhole of an office
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:05, Reply)

flea ridden hell hole of an office Post Office sorting depot.

Edited for facts.
( Kroney, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Part of me thinks I'd quite like being a postman.
But I hate early mornings. And people. And I'd get mauled by cats
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Well, I don't know how the Post Office works
but you should be able to stipulate that you're not able to deliver mail to cat households. Pretend it's your religion or something.
( Kroney, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:17, Reply)