I worked on a premium rate Tarot line when I was at uni. For teh gullible.
The sex line girls were in the next office, they used to patch us in to the calls, some of which were hilarious.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:32, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Were they fat middle aged women with 40-a-day Lambert and Butler habits?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:33, Reply)

On my face.
Edit: I thought you were asking where?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Pretty much.
The best calls ever were from Captain Chicken. His fantasy was that he was a naughty chicken, chased round the garden, caught, throttled plucked, cooked and eaten. Fucking legendary.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:40, Reply)

That's great.
Did he make sexy clucking noises?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:42, Reply)

No, just orgasm grunts.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Oh dear.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:52, Reply)

That's me done.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:49, Reply)

I worked on a premium rate tarot line at university too.
But they diverted the calls to my house. Some of the wrong numbers were people wanting sexy talk. "Do you want a general spread or something more specific?" is not a good question to ask 'em.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Did you have to actually know what you were doing
or did they give you a script to work to?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:55, Reply)

I just pulled 5 cards, with a script on, and bullshitted and waffled for an hour or 2.
The brief was, keep the idiots on as long as possible, this is premium rate and we're coining it.
I had a basic wage, but also commission, so it was to my benefit to do this.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I love tarot cards, me.
I have four sets.
I think part of it is my autistic fascination with collections of things.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 12:01, Reply)

No script, but they didn't test my 'psychic abilities' before giving me the job

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 12:00, Reply)