Where is Darth?
He'd love this.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:38, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

worst "star wars" quote EVER

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:39, Reply)

oh you

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Simpsons?

( Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:39, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:40, Reply)

pfft
alright swipe, I know you're rich, buy shit online for my pearl party so I get credit, ta :)
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:40, Reply)

dude wtf is a pearl party?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:43, Reply)

you totally know the answer to that, sweetie. Don't pretend.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:44, Reply)

oh god
you're SUCH a disgusting perv.

how do you sleep at night? other than on your spunk-encrusted sheets??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:47, Reply)

like a baby.


I wake up screaming every two hours.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:50, Reply)

what a revolting image
i feel highly sorry for your wife.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Spunk around the neck?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:44, Reply)

it's more of an abstract spunk canvas
than an actual specific location.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Free range sperm

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:49, Reply)

oh em geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
https://www.vantelpearls.com/order.asp

pearls man, pearls
necklaces, earrings, rings
I know how you feel about all that
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:46, Reply)

but where is the man to buy them for me?
hmmm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:47, Reply)

i thought you had a man

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:47, Reply)

oh god it's sooooo complicated you'd die of boredom
i think probably not, but the weekend changed things or it might not have done, and then i have some others i've been dating, and.... urgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Last time we met I was in the closet
Now, I, am the ass master.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:41, Reply)

give me penne a la arribiata or you will all fucking die.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:43, Reply)

pssst darling
not how you spell arrabiata
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:46, Reply)

it's not important to the plot.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:52, Reply)

it is important to ME
good spelling is important. and sadly lacking in some parts around here. unless of course THATS THE JOKE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:52, Reply)

STAR WARS!
i got that one!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:39, Reply)

i'm gonna delete this now, i look foolish

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:41, Reply)

feel free to apply this to everything you've ever posted, ta

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:42, Reply)

who is this person?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:43, Reply)

c'est le bert
aka la sista-fucka
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:46, Reply)

nu uh

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:47, Reply)

mais oui
check out the poor spelling, the insistent haranguing of one poster, etc.

of course, if it isn't bert, it should kill itself for being such a good resemblance of him.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:49, Reply)

i'm not sure we can be friends anymore
i know break-uips are hard and me dumping you yesterday has taken its tole but you need to let it go

goodbye, my love
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:51, Reply)

toll
not tole. if you are going to be a spastic, do not be an illiterate one.

ta.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:52, Reply)

i think we could have been something special

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:56, Reply)

i think you are very special alright

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:58, Reply)

yeah i had learning difficulities, what of it?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)

i can't go back and delte everything, taht'd take ages

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:44, Reply)

you'll look more foolish if you delete it

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:43, Reply)

but there won't be any evidence

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:43, Reply)

If only it were possible to screengrab

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:44, Reply)

screengrab erase a memory
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:47, Reply)

isn't that what booze is for?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:48, Reply)

why would you do that?
is it really that bad? OMG
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:48, Reply)

I can't work you out

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:49, Reply)

what is there to work out?
I very rarely know what's going on around here
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:51, Reply)

no, the point he's getting at is that WE ALL SAW YOUR POST SO WHATS THE POINT IN DELETING IT

who brought this one in, eh?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:51, Reply)

CAN EVERYONE PLZ STOP SHOUTING AT ME PLEASE??
I'm trying to be good here and your RUINING my day
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:52, Reply)

*you're

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:58, Reply)

no you are!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)