"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavour, he'd be pralines and dick."

( Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:03, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Cameron is so tight, if you shoved coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Wayne's World.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)

PARTY TIME!
EXCELLENT!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:07, Reply)

but those are both nice things

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Would you eat a dick flavoured ice cream?
If so, want to come to dinner?
( Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:06, Reply)

depends on what sort of dick it is
is it "recently washed" dick?
"worked in an office all day" dick?
or "worked on a construction site in texas in july all day and haven't been home to shower in three days" dick?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Even "recently washed dick" flavoured ice cream wouldn't sell well.

( Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:10, Reply)

probably not but I don't think I'd turn away a free sample

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:12, Reply)

OK I've whip up a batch later!

( Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:13, Reply)

YES

( WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:06, Reply)