I have a dream
that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their pubes but by the content of their character.
( Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:23, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I am gutted no-one got my olive joke

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)

That's because it was shit.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)

*cries*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)

I'm trying to be more mean.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)

It doesn't suit you
/pander
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)

I'm sick of being the nice one.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)

You do it so well though!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:38, Reply)

But guys like mean crazy women. I know this for a fact because you've all had relationships with one.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Yeah, but none of us are now
*looks around shiftily*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:43, Reply)

where?
All I can see is the punchline below - didn't it need a set-up?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Does the colour matter?
Kalamata

Never mind
*wanders off shaking head*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Ohhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Nope
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:41, Reply)

My grandmother used to say something really racist things about people with green pubes.
I won't say any more in case it get's Legless going again.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Are you seeing double now?
You should definitely get your eyes checked out.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)