lucky homo's
did i never mention he is a DEMON IN THE SACK?

sigh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:25, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

So am I
I had t3h sex with the wifelady and I thought I made her cum 3 times but she says it was 4!

I am thinking of renting myself out to single non ugly non fatties in order to give them some pleasure and me some cashmonies
( Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Rent-a-post?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)

cum vomit.

oh c'mon somebody was going to do this shit strikethrough, I just saved them the bother.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)

If they're non-ugly non-fatties
they can probably do better than an internet shutin.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:30, Reply)

I'm not an Internet shutin thankyou!
I'm at work like most of the other people wasting time on B3ta
( Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)

*waves*

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:31, Reply)

pssst.
he's lying.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)

So am I.
I'm not a non fatty.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Ok Well I have to charge double then.
2 quid ok? I'm free this Saturday
( Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)

*rummages in purse*
I have one pound and 30 pence : (
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Alright but you make coffee after

( Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Huzzah!

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:50, Reply)

they won't have you

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:34, Reply)

My wife did and she's a hottie

( Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:45, Reply)

blah blah

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:59, Reply)