saw a bloke in the supermarket today with his cock in a jar of mayonaise
i thought to myself 'fucken hell man'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:41, 7 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

aww, good for you Adam.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)

I saw a naked bloke with a packet of Jacobs strapped to his cock.
He was fucking crackers.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Jacobs Ambrosia
crackers disgusted
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:01, Reply)

I saw a man with blue face pain on
with a black inside out rubber glove on his head. He was riding naked backwards on a three wheeled pram. In his left hand he had a pickled egg and in his right he had a claw hammer. Out of his arse was a peacock feather. I called the police.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:06, Reply)

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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Well done son.
That was almost funny.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:06, Reply)

thanks dad#1

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:09, Reply)