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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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why would anyone care what that weirdo does?
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:55, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
They would, I assume, be pleased by his absence.
It's not THAT complicated, sweetheart
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:56, Reply)
Even if this does appear to be some kind of wonderfully-choreographed pantomime. How's your shit?
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:57, Reply)
my shit is....... complex. when is it not?
how about yours??
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:58, Reply)
with occasional flashes of work, friends and walking.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:59, Reply)
not the sleep though. don't think i've been in bed before about 2am in the last god knows how long.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:59, Reply)
if he has actually managed to choreograph all this, I actually have some respect for his comedic ability.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:59, Reply)
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:01, Reply)
And if he were to actually flounce, unlikely I know, the internet would be a marginally less tedious place.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:58, Reply)
Fun.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:15, Reply)
and then the police get called and a few people from the next street over wander across to see what the fuss is about.
And one of the couple is well known for glueing peoples' bins shut and stamping on their roses whilst the other is a relatively new addition to the household and nobody really knows what to make of them, so everybody's vaguely hoping the plant-stamper gets arrested.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:18, Reply)
you're a sex pest!
no you are!
you swore in front of my kids!
you called me a cunt in front of mine!
you stole my wife's vibrator!
you touched my wife inappropriately!
you punched a hole in my wall!
I hate you 4eva, i'm never coming back except for all this time i'm still here bitching
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:19, Reply)
I laughed so hard at the film pun thread that people in the office had to have a look. And then we all lolled at baldmonkey.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:21, Reply)
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:22, Reply)
I just had a quick nose at the latest threads and I see you've adopted quentin
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:30, Reply)
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:34, Reply)
So normally I'd say it's an epically choreographed farce, but there's that tiny bit of me that remembers b_m has form for this kind of thing with people from the internet in real life ... so who knows.
Either way, he's definitely off his meds again.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:23, Reply)
made him irritable and that
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:24, Reply)
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