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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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you will quit if you think of stuff like that, though. seriously, i used to cry as a small child when my grandma smoked, because i thought she was going to die.
she didn't die - but she DID get gangrene in her foot and lost a toe.
( , Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:30, Reply)

This is also in my mind - given what a loudmouthed cunt I am.
( , Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:33, Reply)

my grandma's blackened toe stump is definitely why i didn't ever smoke when all my mates were getting into it. and when the doctor told her she had to give up smoking, she said defiantly: and what if i don't?
that's fine, he said. but i'll see you this time next year to take off the rest of your leg.
she gave up.
( , Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Only, you don't notice the tumour straight away because of the utterly ridiculous and unkempt facial hair.
( , Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:40, Reply)

But I'm not aware of him having had a throat tumour.
( , Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:42, Reply)
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