Oh, and at the ex for reasons I won't go into here
And at work for being short staffed and impossible to keep up with.

I'm pretty fucking miserable today, all round.
( Kroney, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:16, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Go into the reasons here
can't be more embarrassing than /talk's dildogate.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Best thing ever, that was.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:18, Reply)

I showed real life people it in the pub.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Everybody in my department heard me laughing at that
and they gathered around my monitor so I could take them through it all. By the end total strangers who aren't even on b3ta were laughing and taking the piss out of Baldmonkey. It was glorious.
( Kroney, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:23, Reply)

He really is a monumental spastic.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:24, Reply)

He is an absolute gibbering cretin
but occasionally, quite by accident, he can be excellent value.
( Kroney, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:27, Reply)

It was great to see that he's not as revered as he thinks he is.
The witless downs-a-like.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:28, Reply)

It's almost worth finding his house and stealing his meds
just to watch the ensuing fun.

Scarily he has kid(s).
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Sadly he seems to still be around.
While Two Hats, who seemed the better of the two, solely by virtue of not being Baldmonkey, has sodded off.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:27, Reply)

the whole thing was so fake
more worrying is the sheer number of people who think a rampant rabbit is a dildo. it is not a dildo. it is a vibrator. there is a difference. a DIY difference.

if you're going to fake something that has already been done in "american pie", at least be accurate about it...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:35, Reply)

I know the difference, for what it's worth.
I don't really care, but I do know.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:48, Reply)

then don't be sloppy
it's like that ghastly THATS THE JOKE picture with the missing apostrophe. it's offensive.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:48, Reply)

I think you'll find I wasn't
I could be wrong, but I don't think I said dildo anywhere.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:51, Reply)

It will be some time before it's beaten.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:21, Reply)

By the time the film puns thread got going
I was close to tears. I had to post in it to congratulate everybody.
( Kroney, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:25, Reply)

You made the popular page for that, didn't you?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Meh, everybody loves a back-slapping I guess.

( Kroney, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Hey Kroney! Cheer up!
It might never happen!

Turn that frown upside down!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:18, Reply)

I hate people that say things like that.
Clearly I'm miserable because it already has happened. It's an idiotic thing to say.
( Kroney, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Precisely.
I was hoping to make you even more angry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:23, Reply)

You great, hairy twat.

( Kroney, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Chillax

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:23, Reply)

That is one of the worst expressions ever invented.
Makes me want to punch a wall ala BM.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:24, Reply)

*steals Mrs Battered's dildo*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:25, Reply)

A RABBIT IS NOT A DILDO
god!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Mrs Battered didn't have a Rabbit
it was a large black veined thing.
You'll forgive me if I'm not totally up to speed on female masturbatory aids though?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:43, Reply)

i am sure the thread said he found a rampant rabbit
it did!

b3ta.com/talk/7368115
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Chompy's reply was excellent.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:46, Reply)

wormulus' was much better
i properly LOL'd at that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Christ, you should run workshops for terminally depressed middle management types.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:23, Reply)

An increase in the suicide rate for these people can only be a good thing.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:25, Reply)

you still unemployed?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Trying hard not to be.
In the middle of another application, with another to complete afterwards.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:34, Reply)