right
can I justify staying in and having another cup of tea rather than go to rehearsal? I really really can't be arsed to go, but I need more practise
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:34, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Have a pie instead

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:35, Reply)

:(
no pies for me. At least for a couple of hours
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:36, Reply)

It's a sad day when there's no place in a person's life for a Hollands Cheese and Onion pie.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:44, Reply)

i have never had one of these
I long for a fine meat and potato pie which, as far as I'm aware ceasing being made in the late 90s :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:46, Reply)

Not true.
I remember Sheffield Wednesday away. I had 4 of them as they only had 4 left.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:50, Reply)

no, these are very specific types of pies
btw - how are you not a fatty?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:54, Reply)

It is gods way of making up for the fact I'm a ugly cunt.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:57, Reply)

I'm fat AND ugly
I take solace from pies though.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:01, Reply)

I wish I could take solice in pies.
Pastry doesn't agree with me anymore.
( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:02, Reply)

You puff

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:08, Reply)

I no rite.

( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:11, Reply)

It was a pastry gag.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Sometimes you have to filo your way around with pun threads.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:25, Reply)

especialy if you're a little flakey

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:26, Reply)

I once had a dream of starting up an aviation catering business that exclusively concentrated on savoury pastry products.
But alas, it all just pie in the sky.

/Fucks off to in-laws for dinner.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:30, Reply)

Also
And I've only just realised this - do you not think that the orchestra might need your input a bit?

"Ha, I'm Simon Rattle. I'll just sit about scratching my balls rather than going to practice."?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:49, Reply)

no - it's a community orchestra
there are 4 other flutes, they'll survive
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:54, Reply)

That's not good thinking
Go and do it. Rather than moping about with us lot.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:00, Reply)

too late
got a cup of tea and it started 5 minutes ago and I live 15 minutes away
Plus I'm the worst flute player there by quite a way, means there will be less wrong notes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:03, Reply)

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( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:07, Reply)

spies?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:13, Reply)