Who d'you think you are, Krizzle, Herr Doktor Lemminge or someone, yeah?
I'm not showing you my drawers, alright!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:57, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

She doesn't want to see them.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Especially since they're all grey and fraying round the edges.
I'm glad you've never let yourself go like that.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Haha!
Once they get their claws into a chap they just don't bother anymore Al.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:04, Reply)

You're telling that to a married man?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Smell them then?
That's worse.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:02, Reply)

but you're soooooooo preeeeeeeeeeetttttttyyyyyyyy

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Oh, I'm not. I'm so ugly and crap and I bet NOBODY wants to pander...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:06, Reply)

You took too long, Kris.
I've just killed myself. Well done.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:08, Reply)

BITCH I TOLE U I WAS EATIN TACOS

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Soz can't answer I'm dead

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:09, Reply)

oh shit somebody call the ambulance!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Too late dead

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:13, Reply)

CPR!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:14, Reply)

WEST HAM!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:20, Reply)

LIVERPOOL!
*steal wallets from corpse*
( Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Oh Al, you're so controversial.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:27, Reply)

I'm terrible aren't I.

( Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:30, Reply)

What kind of tacos?
In a film I saw they talked about a place doing amazing fish tacos. What kind of fish do you think you would put in a fish taco?
( Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:12, Reply)

i saw macheté last night, i dint like it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:13, Reply)

fish tacos sound utterly disgusting

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:13, Reply)

i thought it was a reference to your sex organs tbh

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:14, Reply)

stop talking about my sex organs

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Can you pick me up a zinger tower burger?

( Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:09, Reply)

They've run out here.
I'm in Limbo.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:11, Reply)

I don't want to see! I'm not a peeping tom, yeah
that's for other chaps
like battered
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:59, Reply)

I've never worn chaps.
They'd give you a cold arse.
You alright you little bastard?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:01, Reply)

soz cant talk right now scoffing tacos

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Do they come from the same place as burritos?
I had a burrito once.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:04, Reply)

ONLY ONCE?!

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Yeah, and to be honest I thought it was lovely but I wanted to eat it with a knife and fork.
I'll make one at home and eat it that way. One day.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:10, Reply)

one day
ONE DAY
this is insane
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:12, Reply)

I have never eaten a burrito
i don't even really know what they are...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:13, Reply)

what the fuck is wrong with you people
you're all "omg look at my awesome food I cook" but none of it is tacos or burritos
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:14, Reply)

I make fajitas
Are your tacos in hard taco shells or in soft wraps? What is the difference between a taco and a burrito?

The trouble is we don't have many mexicans over here so we don't really have the influence. It's the same way your don't have amazing indian restaurants like Tayyabs.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Do you put donkey meat in a burrito?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:19, Reply)

are you only here to write stupid comments?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:20, Reply)

in this case burrito is a euphamism

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:21, Reply)

What is stupid about that comment?
Also: www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1422484
and: www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1422497
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:22, Reply)

as I said before, this website is based in UK, no?
when was the last time you ran across an american on OT that didn't know that "pants" meant underwear in UK?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:26, Reply)

IN FACT
Am I the only resident American on OT???
Other than TRL who pops in now and then, I think I've been the only one for QUITE a while
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:29, Reply)

I think you are.
I think this deserves some sort of special badge.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:31, Reply)

THIS TIMES 12
someone make it for me and tag me on facebook and make it a surprise for when I wake up because I have to go pass out now
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx for you ALL
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:32, Reply)

There is one American I've come across who doesn't know what I mean
I've moved on from the whole pants/trousers thing. I linked those posts for the bits about me making pointless comments.
Also, burrito = little donkey. Which is why I asked about donkey meat.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Don't get her started on "pudding"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:33, Reply)

hahahahahahahahahaha
oh man i luv u gais
going to bed now k bai
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:35, Reply)

FUCKING HELL JUST LEAVE IT, DROP IT, IT'S OVER MAN, MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:33, Reply)

I CAN'T. IT'S THE INTERNET. THIS IS SERIOUS, MAN!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:35, Reply)