Who d'you think you are, Krizzle, Herr Doktor Lemminge or someone, yeah?
I'm not showing you my drawers, alright!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:57, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

She doesn't want to see them.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Especially since they're all grey and fraying round the edges.
I'm glad you've never let yourself go like that.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Haha!
Once they get their claws into a chap they just don't bother anymore Al.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:04, Reply)

You're telling that to a married man?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Smell them then?
That's worse.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:02, Reply)

but you're soooooooo preeeeeeeeeeetttttttyyyyyyyy

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Oh, I'm not. I'm so ugly and crap and I bet NOBODY wants to pander...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:06, Reply)

You took too long, Kris.
I've just killed myself. Well done.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:08, Reply)

BITCH I TOLE U I WAS EATIN TACOS

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Soz can't answer I'm dead

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:09, Reply)

oh shit somebody call the ambulance!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Too late dead

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:13, Reply)

CPR!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:14, Reply)

WEST HAM!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:20, Reply)

LIVERPOOL!
*steal wallets from corpse*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Oh Al, you're so controversial.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:27, Reply)

I'm terrible aren't I.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:30, Reply)

What kind of tacos?
In a film I saw they talked about a place doing amazing fish tacos. What kind of fish do you think you would put in a fish taco?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:12, Reply)

i saw macheté last night, i dint like it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:13, Reply)

fish tacos sound utterly disgusting

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:13, Reply)

i thought it was a reference to your sex organs tbh

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:14, Reply)

stop talking about my sex organs

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Can you pick me up a zinger tower burger?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:09, Reply)

They've run out here.
I'm in Limbo.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:11, Reply)

I don't want to see! I'm not a peeping tom, yeah
that's for other chaps
like battered
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:59, Reply)

I've never worn chaps.
They'd give you a cold arse.
You alright you little bastard?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:01, Reply)

soz cant talk right now scoffing tacos

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Do they come from the same place as burritos?
I had a burrito once.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:04, Reply)

ONLY ONCE?!

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Yeah, and to be honest I thought it was lovely but I wanted to eat it with a knife and fork.
I'll make one at home and eat it that way. One day.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:10, Reply)

one day
ONE DAY
this is insane
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:12, Reply)

I have never eaten a burrito
i don't even really know what they are...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:13, Reply)

what the fuck is wrong with you people
you're all "omg look at my awesome food I cook" but none of it is tacos or burritos
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:14, Reply)

I make fajitas
Are your tacos in hard taco shells or in soft wraps? What is the difference between a taco and a burrito?

The trouble is we don't have many mexicans over here so we don't really have the influence. It's the same way your don't have amazing indian restaurants like Tayyabs.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Do you put donkey meat in a burrito?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:19, Reply)

are you only here to write stupid comments?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:20, Reply)

in this case burrito is a euphamism

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:21, Reply)

What is stupid about that comment?
Also: www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1422484
and: www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1422497
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:22, Reply)

as I said before, this website is based in UK, no?
when was the last time you ran across an american on OT that didn't know that "pants" meant underwear in UK?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:26, Reply)

IN FACT
Am I the only resident American on OT???
Other than TRL who pops in now and then, I think I've been the only one for QUITE a while
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:29, Reply)

I think you are.
I think this deserves some sort of special badge.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:31, Reply)

THIS TIMES 12
someone make it for me and tag me on facebook and make it a surprise for when I wake up because I have to go pass out now
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx for you ALL
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:32, Reply)

There is one American I've come across who doesn't know what I mean
I've moved on from the whole pants/trousers thing. I linked those posts for the bits about me making pointless comments.
Also, burrito = little donkey. Which is why I asked about donkey meat.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Don't get her started on "pudding"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:33, Reply)

hahahahahahahahahaha
oh man i luv u gais
going to bed now k bai
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:35, Reply)

FUCKING HELL JUST LEAVE IT, DROP IT, IT'S OVER MAN, MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:33, Reply)

I CAN'T. IT'S THE INTERNET. THIS IS SERIOUS, MAN!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:35, Reply)