Well, I met you.
that was quite good.

alt: fake christmas tree shoved slowly all the way up their shitter, and then pulled out really fast. That should do it. Extra points for using one in a "high-class" colour like red or gold.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:35, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

A pipe cleaner, if you will

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:37, Reply)

I didn't read any other answers
there is a bit of a common theme in christmas-tree-shitpipery, isn't there?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Bollocks for baubles then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:38, Reply)

back in the day, wasn't it? Small boys, in the park, bollocks for baubles. Enduring image, isn't it?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Small boys on remand, car stereos for goal posts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Quite????
pft
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:44, Reply)

steady, I wouldn't want to make you all bigheaded.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:56, Reply)

you know what?
even i baulked at what my fingers were about to type there!

suffice it to say it was something about her making you bigheaded.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:57, Reply)

top work there.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:07, Reply)