double dipping
do NOT bite your shit and dip it in my shit, you shit.

"the sweetest thing". some chick time would do you good. plus even i would bone cameron diaz in that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:29, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

That's totally irrational.
It's perfectly easy to eat half a crisp and not leave gob on it for when you dip the other half.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)

it's even easier to dip it and eat it in one go
without pulling it back out of your saliva-infested gaping maw and going back for MOAR dip.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Not if you've got a normal sized mouth and it's a normal sized crisp.
Hang on, maybe we've just hit on the reason you're such a fatty. It's because you have an abnormally large mouth and therefore have no concept of a normal amount of food to eat.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:37, Reply)

ah yes, i forgot we'd met
and you knew what i really looked like.

must be because you are such a tedious cunt in real life, no?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Oh swipe
you know I know what you look like, and I thought you were past taking such a silly insult so personally. Stop getting narky and come up with a funny response.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:44, Reply)

no
i'm tired and bored this afternoon. tedious cunt is as much as you will get out of me today.

although i am hugely disappointed i missed that twat cancerjoy during his brief appearance this morning. the bile that guy spews is a sheer delight to behold.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Maybe your blood sugar is low
maybe you should eat something.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Of course it's irrational. It's Swipe.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:34, Reply)

well horsecock motherpussy!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Afternoon.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:37, Reply)

i think this is a better sig for you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Nah. I like the one I've got thanks.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:39, Reply)

arse
i'll have to come up with something better!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Don't bother. I'll be sticking with this one for quite some time yet.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:41, Reply)

sticking TO it you mean

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:43, Reply)

I will be retaining my current signature message for the foreseeable future.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:45, Reply)

I would pay to watch that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:34, Reply)

which bit of it?
i think if you give al a packet of crisps he will ruin some dip for you for free?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:36, Reply)

The last bit. ;-)

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:37, Reply)

cameron's up for it
but you couldn't afford me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:40, Reply)

I could TRY?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:44, Reply)

start with her
come back to me when you're done
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Give me 2 seconds.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:56, Reply)