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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I hate the sound and feel of polystyrene on polystyrene
What irrational hatred do you have (you or or NA will be ignored)

Alt: have you bought a poppy, if not why not?

alt: what film shall i watch tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:08, 247 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Not really irrational, but as I said previously, I really really hate chewing gum.
The stuff disgusts me.

Alt: Nope, because I've not seen any sellers.

Alt Alt: The Town or In Bruges.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:10, Reply)
I'm chewing some now
meh

seen both
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:11, Reply)
How about The Social Network?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Seen it...must try harder AA!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:15, Reply)
Hmm, fucking hell
Go see Tintin?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:16, Reply)
Can't take baby ape and don't want to anyway
next!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:16, Reply)
And it's a load of racist gash.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:18, Reply)
The film is excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:20, Reply)
Really?
Have you read the books?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:22, Reply)
Aye, read pretty much all of them as a child.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:23, Reply)
That's why you liked it. I didn't and don't really fancy it. Looks dated and dull.
And it's Belgian.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:25, Reply)
I didn't hugely fancy it, but it was on at the local cinema, for cheap
Thought "fuck it, why not?".

Ended up really enjoying it.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Has it got that tap-dancing puff in it?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Which one?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:31, Reply)
The big screaming nance. He was in that shite film with Julie Walters. 'Bout dancin'.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)
The ballet dancing puff?
Aye, he plays Tintin pretty well tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:35, Reply)
That's the ponce.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:38, Reply)
Black Swan

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:20, Reply)
Seen it, was "fucking shit"
there wasn't even any minge in the lesbo scene, which was the only reason i watched it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:22, Reply)
Is it really shit?
Bit of a shame, was half tempted to watch it. Whilst I'm sure you've seen it already, you could watch Machete again?

Alternatively, Boondock Saints.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:23, Reply)
I have not seen Machete and the misses is out, we may have a winner
or i might watch the fighter
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:23, Reply)
The Fighter has been on my list of things to watch for a while
And Machete is excellent, ignore the spastic below.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:25, Reply)
IT's Terrible!
it's Robert Rodriguez at his absolute worst, terrible awful film, don't like you anymore that's it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:27, Reply)
gonna give hobo with a shotgun and army of the dead a go though

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)
The chronicles of riddick.
Fuck veterans.
The sound of cardboard tearing.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:10, Reply)
Chronicles is so-o-o-o-o shit
bit old for my tastes
No-one likes to hear their roof falling in
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:12, Reply)
Certainly is and I'm a cunt for suggesting it.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:12, Reply)
The girl in it is rather tasty though.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:14, Reply)
what vin diesl? you fucking sicko

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:20, Reply)
Note the word 'girl'. As in female. As in not bald, sweaty bloke (not Al). You dimwitted spastic.
Her name is Alexa Davalos.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:21, Reply)
you wish you were her

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:23, Reply)
I also wish you weren't here, but sadly, wishes don't always come true.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:24, Reply)
They do if you gaz a mod.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:25, Reply)
why would he do that? that's really mean spirited and i haven't even done nothing

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:26, Reply)
Aside from spending several days saying "your mums dead LOL"?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:27, Reply)
i didn't do that, i was asking you about films

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:29, Reply)
But I thought we'd all established the comedic potential to be had there?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:29, Reply)
thats what he told me and then someone else got upset about it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:29, Reply)
Potential, yes. Making jokes about it, yes.
Simply stating the facts over and over, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:31, Reply)
i did no such thing

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:32, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/posts/90618?q=mum&p=2
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)
i apologised tho
stricken from the record and that guv?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:35, Reply)
I asked if you'd seen bambi, finding nemo and Revenge of the Sith
thats all
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:34, Reply)
Oh Quentin
I'm dissapointed in you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:35, Reply)
That's what his mum says.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:37, Reply)
and the dictionary

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:38, Reply)
i done my best

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:39, Reply)
why you always be hating?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:25, Reply)
he keeps promising me he will die
horribly and slowly. on film.

but he keeps breaking his promise.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)
i made no such promise, your just bitrter cos i dumped you

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:35, Reply)
unlike you
i don't consider a few words on a screen to be a relationship and therefore dumping is not possible!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:37, Reply)
llok luv, i told you it ent working out its up to you what you want to do with your life but i ent interersted right?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:39, Reply)
phew

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:41, Reply)
fat chicks sure get outta breath easy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:42, Reply)
you won't get any sort of wobble out of me
jog on dyslexic fucktard!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:47, Reply)
its funny cos you definitely seem a bit put out every time i post

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Cotton wool.

Yes.

Lesbian Lavatory Lust part II.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:11, Reply)
How do you clean inside your ears

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:15, Reply)
WITH A SPOON!!!!1!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:16, Reply)
I don't mind cotton wool buds, it is the wads of the stuff I can't stand.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:17, Reply)
i sue my fingers and then leat it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)
There's a comprehensible statement in there somewhere...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)
i use my fingers and then eat it
sorry guys, sorry everyone, typing and a bit overexcited sorry
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:49, Reply)
I have an irrational hatred of TV presenters. No mark cunts.
Alt: No fucking way. British Legion didn't want to know my Dad when he was ill. Fuck em.

alt: Starship Troopers. Would you like to know more?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:17, Reply)
I had somewhat of a craving to watch that recently, and I'm not sure why, as I'm not a huge fan of it.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:21, Reply)
It is a classic.
It would be better if Denise Richards died in the first 5 seconds though. Self satisfied bitch.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:24, Reply)
I like breasts

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:24, Reply)
That wasn't Denise. That was the other bird.
It could be improved if Denise was repeatedly gang raped by all the NBA teams.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Wild Things

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:36, Reply)
True.
I was a bit freaked out last time I saw a clip from it, and realised it had Neil Patrick Harris in, I didn't realise!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Crazy Dougie.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:27, Reply)
don't watch thor or machete, there rubbish
i don't buy poppies cos they're used in the drugs trade aand support war
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:18, Reply)
Seen Thor, it was diverting enough

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:26, Reply)
it was completely disengaging, i didn't care for a single second about anything or anyone init

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Watch "Tucker and Dale versus Evil"
it's very funny.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:26, Reply)
Good shout, doesn't it have Vipros in it?
*adds to torrent list*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:26, Reply)
HAHA, I hadn't realised the similarity until you said that.
Also, you could try "Teeth" and "Stakeland" though I've not watched either yet, Teeth looks funny and stakeland gets very good reviews.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)
I could watch Zombie land again
i rather enjoyed that
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)
That film is all about Woody Harrelson and Bill Murray for me
The rest of the cast is rather forgettable.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:32, Reply)
watched teeth ages ago
From what I recall the idea / premise could have been a winner but the film itself was shite.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:50, Reply)
I'm quite a fan of Alan Tudyk, might have to download that

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)
double dipping
do NOT bite your shit and dip it in my shit, you shit.

"the sweetest thing". some chick time would do you good. plus even i would bone cameron diaz in that.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:29, Reply)
That's totally irrational.
It's perfectly easy to eat half a crisp and not leave gob on it for when you dip the other half.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)
it's even easier to dip it and eat it in one go
without pulling it back out of your saliva-infested gaping maw and going back for MOAR dip.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:34, Reply)
Not if you've got a normal sized mouth and it's a normal sized crisp.
Hang on, maybe we've just hit on the reason you're such a fatty. It's because you have an abnormally large mouth and therefore have no concept of a normal amount of food to eat.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:37, Reply)
ah yes, i forgot we'd met
and you knew what i really looked like.

must be because you are such a tedious cunt in real life, no?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:39, Reply)
Oh swipe
you know I know what you look like, and I thought you were past taking such a silly insult so personally. Stop getting narky and come up with a funny response.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:44, Reply)
no
i'm tired and bored this afternoon. tedious cunt is as much as you will get out of me today.

although i am hugely disappointed i missed that twat cancerjoy during his brief appearance this morning. the bile that guy spews is a sheer delight to behold.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:46, Reply)
Maybe your blood sugar is low
maybe you should eat something.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:48, Reply)
Of course it's irrational. It's Swipe.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:34, Reply)
well horsecock motherpussy!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:36, Reply)
Afternoon.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:37, Reply)
i think this is a better sig for you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:39, Reply)
Nah. I like the one I've got thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:39, Reply)
arse
i'll have to come up with something better!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:40, Reply)
Don't bother. I'll be sticking with this one for quite some time yet.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:41, Reply)
sticking TO it you mean

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:43, Reply)
I will be retaining my current signature message for the foreseeable future.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:45, Reply)
I would pay to watch that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:34, Reply)
which bit of it?
i think if you give al a packet of crisps he will ruin some dip for you for free?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:36, Reply)
The last bit. ;-)

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:37, Reply)
cameron's up for it
but you couldn't afford me
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:40, Reply)
I could TRY?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:44, Reply)
start with her
come back to me when you're done
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:46, Reply)
Give me 2 seconds.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:56, Reply)
Much better, well done ape.
I irrationally hate this style of hat: i.ebayimg.com/13/!B3T+u3!CWk~$(KGrHqEOKkMEyLz1Bb,UBMlu-fhfl!~~0_35.JPG when worn by anyone other than a victorian orphan.

Alt: Because I have yet to locate a white one and I will only wear one if I can wear the other.

alt: Mystery Men, all other films are number 2 or less.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)
That film is dire, along with pretty much every other Ben Stiller film

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:34, Reply)
BEN STILLER IS A FUCKING TALENTLESS CUNT.
alonng with Steve Carrell, Will Ferrell and Owen Wilson.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:37, Reply)
+ Ricky Gervais.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:37, Reply)
And that other cunt that works for him, the Manc cretin.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:40, Reply)
I think Will Ferrel is very funny in some stuff.
But not in everything.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:38, Reply)
Al, wash your mouth out. Go on.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:39, Reply)
Anchorman is very funny.
Everything else, I agree with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:39, Reply)
He'd be funny if he got AIDS and died.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:39, Reply)
Barely.
Might raise a titter.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:40, Reply)
I might muster up a 'lazy lob on' at the news.
If I really tried.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:44, Reply)
So are you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:39, Reply)
Your Mum.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:40, Reply)
Agree on stiller
but that's still the best superhero movie ever. I shall add "shit taste in films" to "Granny fucker" to my list of reasons to mock you.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:49, Reply)
My hatred of you is entirely rational.
It is because you are a semi-literate cretin.

The sound of Michael York's voice makes me feel physically sick. That's not rational I suppose.

Alt: nope, never have, never will. I refuse to subscribe to that ghastly 'LOOK AT ME EVERYONE, I'M 'REMEMBERING', WHY AREN'T YOU 'REMEMBERING'?' shitcunt fucking bollocks. On my father's side my family have been all about HARDCORE WARFARE for hundreds of years. I am always thinking about war and I don't need some fucking wankstain peer group pressure bollocks in order to do so. They can FUCK OFF.

Alt alt: Brokeback Mountain. Looks like your sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:38, Reply)
"It IS shit, Austin"

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:40, Reply)
I don't "get it".

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:41, Reply)
It's "FILM".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:42, Reply)
I knew that.
And why?

Because I am really 'into film'. So much so that I now call it 'cinema'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:55, Reply)
You are sooo Metrosexual.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:58, Reply)
World Cinema Evening at your place was five bottles of wine and a Motorhead DVD.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:06, Reply)
All bases covered there, I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:13, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRt2_OLY3Ho
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:46, Reply)
The Austin Powers films are among the most spectacularly shite 'comedy' films ever committed to celluloid.
Quite how they managed to make three is beyond me. The latter Police Academy films look sophisticated in comparison.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:42, Reply)
Could be worse
Could be 'Something About Mary'
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:43, Reply)
Ben Stiller.
The prosecution rests.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:44, Reply)
Sadly, he doesn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:47, Reply)
Oh God yeah.
Another dreadfully unfunny film that the general public seems to think is comedy genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:45, Reply)
I struggle to think of a 'comedy' I hate more.
The only film I despise as much is War Of The Worlds.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:47, Reply)
Pointless film.
Complete waste of money and the viewer's life.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:56, Reply)
Which one?
WOTW - I fucking hate that the world is ending, everyone is being enslaved or killed, who knows what will happen? Oh wait, they'll get a cold, he'll reach his family home, everyone survived, and they lived happily every after. Cunts.

SAM - Just fucking dire.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:58, Reply)
I couldn't agree more.
Hollywood has had two chances to make a decent version of a seminal novel, and fucked it up both times.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:58, Reply)
dude they're making a 4th
allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:43, Reply)
Yeah, I heard.
Dear oh dear oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:45, Reply)
^ this ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:43, Reply)
I bet you're a riot in the office 2 minutes silence.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:41, Reply)
That's when he does all his best wanking.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:41, Reply)
I sing the Horst Wessell Lied and goose-step around the place saluting in the 'Roman style'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:43, Reply)
The version of the Three Musketeers with Micheal York and Oliver Reed
is one of my favourite films.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:42, Reply)
I am very sorry to hear it.
It is unremittingly shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:43, Reply)
Monty, I'm this close *holds forefinger and thumb close together*
to not letting you come to Needo Grill with us.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:45, Reply)
Then I would simply go on my own
and masturbate freely throughout, occasionally 'Spider-manning' you from across the restaurant.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:47, Reply)
I will make sure Gonz sits opposite lusty and plays footsie with her all night
and by the time the pudding course comes around she'll have forgotten all about you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:49, Reply)
you two make such a sweet couple.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:52, Reply)
Is Gonz going to drug her?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:52, Reply)
He does hafve extra morphine!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:59, Reply)
Get high on the smack fumes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:59, Reply)
He doesn't need to go to Needoos.
Lusty makes the best curry EVAR.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:56, Reply)
FACT^

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:03, Reply)
This post feels like it's been brewing for some time

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:54, Reply)
people who can't drive or park properly
it's irrational because it hardly causes me a problem on almost all occasions, it's just that it's so fucking easy to do, so how do people manage to be bad at it? it's like being bad at breathing.

alt: I've got one on my overcoat and there's one I wear in my sock when I'm playing hockey. I dunno why, I just always have done at this time of year.

alt alt: In Fucking Bruges.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:41, Reply)
I thought In Bruges was considerably better than I was expecting.
cf that one with the chap in the Guy Fawkes mask.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:45, Reply)
V For Vendetta?
I enjoyed it, although I haven't read the book, something I may rectify as it's in the house somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:46, Reply)
That's the one.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:49, Reply)
Most fans of the book appear to maintain that the film version is "fucking shit".

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:50, Reply)
That's the case with pretty much everything, isn't it?
Except for Watchmen.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:52, Reply)
Watchmen was awful.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:53, Reply)
I disagree
I feel it went on a bit too long in bits, but I really enjoyed it. The fight scenes were exceptionally nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:53, Reply)
this redeemes you slightly.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:54, Reply)
It missed alot of the politics from the novel.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:55, Reply)
This maybe true.
But I thought it was one of the most faithful recreations of a comic on screen I'd seen. and who cares about politics anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:57, Reply)
Not you?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:00, Reply)
Me?
I hardly have an opinion on anything dear boy, you know that, well I suppose that there is one thing I feel strongly about.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:02, Reply)
Ken Livingstone.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:01, Reply)
Don't take the name of the lord in vain now Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:02, Reply)
All communists together.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:04, Reply)
Not a clue what you mean there Stunners.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:05, Reply)
He certainly is a 'lord.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:11, Reply)
Adults who read comics are themselves 'fucking shit'
and thus have worthless opinions.

These same anuses think Simon Pegg's ghastly shit is good. They should be gassed like badgers or choked to death on their 'skatewear'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:59, Reply)
Simon Pegg is OK when acting instuff he didn't write.
Mission Impossible, Star Trek etc.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:03, Reply)
I am unable to comment on this.
The chronic shitness of both Star Trek and Mission Impossible has prevented me from watching more than a nanosecond of either.

I can say with come certainly that 'Shaun of the fucking Dead' and 'Spaced' are as dismal as a night with Nakers and Quentin with no drugs and only £3 to spend.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:08, Reply)
Best of all the certainties

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:25, Reply)
It's my favourite black comedy
Brendan Gleeson and Ralph Fiennes are exceptional in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:51, Reply)
My favourite black comedy is either Trading Places
or one of those Bill Cosby 70s films.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:56, Reply)
I'M MAKING A 'BLACK' JOKE.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:57, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:59, Reply)
Did you hear the one about Klu Klux Knieval?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:00, Reply)
...go on

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:02, Reply)
He tried to jump 50 black people in a steam roller.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:03, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:04, Reply)
Trading Places is the only decent film Jamie Lee Curtis' tits ever made.
Sadly, they retired from the business not long afterwards and now live in a rest home for movie star breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:00, Reply)
Epic, epic knockers.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:06, Reply)
Certainly one of the finest pairs in Hollywood history
However, as much as I will sound like a broken record, it's all about Erika Eleniak for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:07, Reply)
What is it with you and 42 year-olds today

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:10, Reply)
She was only 23 at the time

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:13, Reply)
Making you about 1.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:14, Reply)
I was 4

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:16, Reply)
You're 23?
Oh, OK that makes it all perfectly acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:17, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:18, Reply)
You disgust me.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:19, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:20, Reply)
Do you put the sock down the front of your shorts?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:45, Reply)
well, no....
and for the life of me, I can't see why it would help?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:49, Reply)
It would keep your willy warm
as it gets cold in scotland.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:50, Reply)
I have underarmour for that.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:50, Reply)
Yeah, I hate it when you see someone pull into a nearly empty car park
and then miss a space completely and cover two of them, and then it's worse when they get out and look and then just walk off, despite knowing they are a useless cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:46, Reply)
The fucking manager at our local Aldi does that, the stupid prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:48, Reply)
Have you seen the new Fords that parallel park for you?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:54, Reply)
I've seen the advert.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:01, Reply)
Lazy bastards.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:06, Reply)
IN your sock?
isn't that kind of prickly?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:48, Reply)
well, you know, stuck through the weave or whatever.
and, no, not really, I've got shinguards round the whole front of my legs. You should know, you demanded the pictures...
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:50, Reply)
god
every time i try to be subtle, you just light it up like a big neon pink flashing sign, don't you...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:58, Reply)
I did the most beautiful piece of parallel parking today. Totally textbook.
I wish there'd been loads of people to see it. People only ever seem to be watching when I try to squeeze the noddy car into the tiny space left for the wheelie bin, necessitating three hours of minimalistic reversing.

Alt: No. I don't wear symbols that might cause problems in Norn Iron.

Alt alt: Shaolin Soccer.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:52, Reply)
Shaolin Soccer...that baby has melted your mind

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:56, Reply)
I won't hear a word against Stephen Chow. The man's a genius.
I watch his films and then go round the next day hoping that I can make similar gestures and stuff will just fly into place.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:58, Reply)
That film and Kung Fu Hustle are absolutely excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:59, Reply)
One Armed Boxer II is better than both, good though they are.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:00, Reply)
Shall give it a look in
Must admit, I'm surprised you liked either of those two though...
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:01, Reply)
I got Catface God of Cookery for his birthday.
It's nowhere near as slick as Kung Fu Hustle or Shaolin Soccer but the humour is still there and the baddie looks like Kaol.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:03, Reply)
I like Kung Fu panda

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:10, Reply)
i don't

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:11, Reply)
+ have any merit whatsoever

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:19, Reply)
yes you do, don't put yourself down pal
no buddy of mine is ever gonna be a bum, not on my watch, i'm looking out for you, and us you see?

you'll be ok, it'll all be ok
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:28, Reply)
watch Hobo with a Shotgun

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:54, Reply)
I'm not going to see Monty, he's an arse

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:00, Reply)
I'm not goiong to see Monty, he an arse

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:01, Reply)
I just pasted this in size 28pt on a presentation i'm writing by mistake...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:04, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:04, Reply)
I'm not goiong to see Monty, he an arse

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:02, Reply)
MONTY - LIVE AT THE PHIL

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:05, Reply)
That's where I was going with this, yes.
But then Nakers deleted his (oo-er missus) double entry.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:14, Reply)
Ah, I missed it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:15, Reply)
ENGLISH MUTHAFUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:11, Reply)
Rather well, actually.
Certainly better than you appear to be able to write it, my dear chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:14, Reply)
what you picking on me for?
i was quoting a film

PS goiong to see Monty, he an arse
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:15, Reply)
is it any good? macheté wasn't great

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:05, Reply)
Neither are you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:14, Reply)
i'm quite small, its true

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:14, Reply)
Teeth on cutlery and people cracking their knuckles
Alt: No, I'm waiting for the January sales

Alt alt: Salute of the Jugger, Split Second or Blind Fury.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:12, Reply)
Blind Fury is superb.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:14, Reply)
i like that one too, i knew we'd be friends

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:16, Reply)
I wish you would develop a terminal illness.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:17, Reply)
best buddies 4 life

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:18, Reply)
The 'sweet trick' the kid plays in it makes me cringe every time

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:16, Reply)
It's almost as good as Zaitochi.
This is most unusual for a remake, in my Cinema Expert opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:18, Reply)
I want to see 'Internal Affairs', just to see how it compares against 'The Departed'

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:19, Reply)
One of Richard Gere's finest performances
t f
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:22, Reply)
in the end does he drop a triceratops? i seem to remember someone dropping a triceratops?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:18, Reply)
nobodys answered but i'm fairly sure i was right

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:28, Reply)
Watch
Black Dynamite.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:35, Reply)
I hate it when you go see a film after seeing a trailer for it
and some part of the trailer isn't in the film.

alt: no

alt: The Good Thief, I think it was a commercial flop but I like it a lot. Nic Nolte is great despite being barely intelligible throughout.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:45, Reply)

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