I did the most beautiful piece of parallel parking today. Totally textbook.
I wish there'd been loads of people to see it. People only ever seem to be watching when I try to squeeze the noddy car into the tiny space left for the wheelie bin, necessitating three hours of minimalistic reversing.

Alt: No. I don't wear symbols that might cause problems in Norn Iron.

Alt alt: Shaolin Soccer.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:52, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Shaolin Soccer...that baby has melted your mind

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:56, Reply)

I won't hear a word against Stephen Chow. The man's a genius.
I watch his films and then go round the next day hoping that I can make similar gestures and stuff will just fly into place.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:58, Reply)

That film and Kung Fu Hustle are absolutely excellent.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:59, Reply)

One Armed Boxer II is better than both, good though they are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Shall give it a look in
Must admit, I'm surprised you liked either of those two though...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:01, Reply)

I got Catface God of Cookery for his birthday.
It's nowhere near as slick as Kung Fu Hustle or Shaolin Soccer but the humour is still there and the baddie looks like Kaol.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:03, Reply)

I like Kung Fu panda

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:10, Reply)

i don't

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:11, Reply)

+ have any merit whatsoever

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:19, Reply)

yes you do, don't put yourself down pal
no buddy of mine is ever gonna be a bum, not on my watch, i'm looking out for you, and us you see?

you'll be ok, it'll all be ok
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:28, Reply)