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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You know what really impresses 'chicks', right?If you spew up off the 'top board' and then do a massive stinger belly-flop into the spew.
Instant wide-on, I'm telling ya.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:43,
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I have never been off a top boardAll my training was in shallow diving. I still have the certificate that allows me to dive into the shallow end in competitions.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:46,
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Ah but can you rescue a rubber brick, in your pyjamas? EH?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:49,
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^ Important life skills here ^I don't know where I'd be if I hadn't learned how to do that.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:01,
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Yes. Yes I can.I can also swim through a hoop, UNDERWATER.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:26,
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I don't think I would want a partner to get a wide-on, it would be better if their minge-cringing, that way I'd get to touch both sides.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:10,
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