a note to my trainee
when i hand you a file and ask you to make sure you have a copy and to make a coversheet, do NOT gawp at it then say to me: what is it? OPEN IT AND HAVE A LOOK. ffs.

she does not get a biscuit. she does not deserve a biscuit.

monty, how does one deal with one's underlings?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:28, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You should give her a disciplinary bumming

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Just wrote something rather disturbing on here, not sure why
Treat them with as much respect as they deserve.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Kick her in the cod mitten.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:32, Reply)

slap her in the spam purse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:33, Reply)

kick her in the sausage wallet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Stab her in the axe wound

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Punch her in the pig bite.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:43, Reply)

does he read b3ta?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:37, Reply)

LOL you've been outed as Frisbee boy by the mods

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I told you all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:48, Reply)

is this true?
i wanted it to be bert. adam is just dull compared to bert.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:49, Reply)

wait what i wasn't?
he said quentin /= adam, surely the / means something?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Milk and two sugars, please Ad.
Ta.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:40, Reply)

And 14 copies of this
FUCK YOU
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:42, Reply)