I'm at home today, I'm not working from home, I'm having a sick day, 'cus I'm quite unwell....I said to myself, I said, out loud, to myself, yesterday.
Pops, if [symptom] doesn't go away tomorow, then I'm going to book myself into the GPs. And you know what he's going to say? Yes I do, he's going to say "Pops, you've just gotta go into hospital, so you can have a beryium meal and have things stuck in your arm and up your bum, its going to hurt, and its going to suck the big one, but it's better than death". So said to the doctor in my head "One More Day, that's all I ask, one more day. If it doesn't sort itself out, then fine. I'll go in. It's prefable to death." And then I said to the main upstairs "C'mon mate, please, c'mon. You've given me a pretty shitty deal in a lot of respect. Ok, granted, I got the best ma' in the world, and my mates are mostly quite safe, but health wise? You've dropped the ball on that one. C'mon, I've bought TWO poppy flowers, gave a tramp thirty quid when I was next to broke, even gave that other tramp an awesome home made chicken sandwich, well, half, 'cus that's what I had. BUT IF I HAD BOTH HALFS, HE WOULD HAVE HAD BOTH HALFS. So let's do a deal. You sort me out, stop the [bad sympton], and we'll call it quits. Even steven's. Me and you upstairs can do what the rest of europe hasn't managed to do.".

So this morning, at 3ish, I woke up, and [sympton] happened, but it was less than usual. I took myself some painkillers early 'cus I was in pain, but that I can handle. Well, handle with the pain killers. Then at 8 I took another lot but forgot about the first lot. So I've spent all day in a dayz, but [sympton free]. At one point I woke up on the couch and couldn't move for 5 minutes until I realised I couldn't move because I wasn't moving.

But you know what? Him upstairs came through for me, sorted me out a treat, so I consider that a good deal done.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:22, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Gonz, go to the doctor

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:24, Reply)

I'm alright now, just in a bit of pain, back to normal, I even think I'll be fine by the morning.
And besides, I'm seeing my GP on friday and I'm seeing my gastro on their next clinck, which means even if I do go in now, all I'd see is the on-call and they can't really do much but would restrict my painkillers to scheduals (which doesn't work for me) until they're next in clinic anyway.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)

I hope so, that post was rambling even by your standards*
*I mean this in the nicest possible way, of course.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:29, Reply)

I just felt like having a bit of a write.
I do actually believe in something [donno what] and karma, have to really, 'cus things would really suck without it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:42, Reply)

I believe in the subjudation of the proletariate and new era of genetically perfect Southern Anglo Saxons

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:46, Reply)

i get the feeling your trying to steal my schtick or take the piss out of my spellibng here
leave it out
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:25, Reply)

are you still here, the other "cool kids" from "office services" can't play frisbee without you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:29, Reply)

proper picking on me today not sur ewhat i did to pee you off mate
soz tho, didn't mean to whatever it was
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Don't apologise for being a prick
Just stop being a prick
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:32, Reply)

oh waht with the prick stuff? when was i prickin?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)

I'm just waiting for the patented Adam-quadrospazz-flounce that's all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:32, Reply)

you keep pressin them buttons NA, i'll flip me lid soon enough proper

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)

I hope so Adam i really do, but somehow I think your sock puppet gives you a strength you could never muster as plain old tea biy Adam

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:38, Reply)

or i ent adam

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:39, Reply)

I like the sock a damn sight better than I liked the original.

( Kroney, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:40, Reply)

A strange quirk of fate that a character designed to be annoying
is less annoying than it's designer...

*strokes beard*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:42, Reply)

I'm glad you're feeling better
I suspect drugs rather than deities are the reason for this
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Most visions of deities come from opiate dreams
Well, the best ones in literature anyway...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Can't do any halm though, a bit like buying orange _and_ blackcurrent flavoured cordials when you've got some guests 'round.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Go to the Doctors please.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)