I get a lot of tat, as apparently I'm hard to buy for
just get me a voucher, for fuck's sake. The last thing I got that I've never touched is probably a breadmaker. On the rare occasions I make bread, I prefer to do it by hand.
(berk, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:44, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

The missus reckons I'm the easiest person in the world to buy for.
Most of my presents these last few years have been for ages 4 and up.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:47, Reply)

This is true.
*wraps up Fisher price Dr Who*
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:49, Reply)

You could sell the breadmaker
If you kneaded the dough.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Oh dear sweet jesus
that's awful, Jeff. Awful.
(berk, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)

heh heh heh
I'll bet you smiled.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:47, Reply)

You got a derisive snort and a smirk
and that's all you're getting.
(berk, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:51, Reply)

Is it really.
'cos I sent you a GAZ. You big spastic.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:55, Reply)

sometime you just have to do what you have to do
to earn a crust
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:46, Reply)

Tryin' to ge a slice of the action eh?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:47, Reply)

look, I don't want to turn this into a bunfight
I just wanted to rise to the challenge
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:49, Reply)

I pitta you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:51, Reply)

That's the yeast of my troubles

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Don't worry flour.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:54, Reply)

s'OK, it's just the way I roll

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:58, Reply)

Evenin' Captain.
I'm too tired to pun and I'm having a bad week - not sleeping with loads of stress and stuff going on.

You WIN.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:59, Reply)

oh man, worst win ever : (
what's up? What could cheer you up?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:04, Reply)

Get yer baps out!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:05, Reply)

CRUMPET!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:07, Reply)

MUFFIN!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:08, Reply)

YOU'RE TOAST!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:09, Reply)

TARTS!

(berk, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:09, Reply)

Stop trying to butter me up.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:11, Reply)