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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I get a lot of tat, as apparently I'm hard to buy for
just get me a voucher, for fuck's sake. The last thing I got that I've never touched is probably a breadmaker. On the rare occasions I make bread, I prefer to do it by hand.
(berk, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:44, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
The missus reckons I'm the easiest person in the world to buy for.
Most of my presents these last few years have been for ages 4 and up.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:47, Reply)
This is true.
*wraps up Fisher price Dr Who*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:49, Reply)
You could sell the breadmaker
If you kneaded the dough.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)
Oh dear sweet jesus
that's awful, Jeff. Awful.
(berk, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)
heh heh heh
I'll bet you smiled.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:47, Reply)
You got a derisive snort and a smirk
and that's all you're getting.
(berk, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:51, Reply)
Is it really.
'cos I sent you a GAZ. You big spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:55, Reply)
sometime you just have to do what you have to do
to earn a crust
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Tryin' to ge a slice of the action eh?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:47, Reply)
look, I don't want to turn this into a bunfight
I just wanted to rise to the challenge
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I pitta you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:51, Reply)
That's the yeast of my troubles

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Don't worry flour.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:54, Reply)
s'OK, it's just the way I roll

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Evenin' Captain.
I'm too tired to pun and I'm having a bad week - not sleeping with loads of stress and stuff going on.

You WIN.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:59, Reply)
oh man, worst win ever : (
what's up? What could cheer you up?
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Get yer baps out!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:05, Reply)
CRUMPET!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:07, Reply)
MUFFIN!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:08, Reply)
YOU'RE TOAST!

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TARTS!

(berk, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:09, Reply)
Stop trying to butter me up.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:11, Reply)

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