Yeah, so...
I've just got round to setting up the MP3 player the missus got me for Christmas a few years ago. I was going to do it ages ago but then the computer went for a burton and I forgot all about it. Then I realised I have a 4 hour train journey to London this weekend and figured it might be a good idea to have a distraction for the journey.

So, erm, what was the last Christmas present you received and then shoved in a cupboard?

Alt: There is no try. Only do. A philosophy for life, or bollocks?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:34, 44 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

alt: i saw a rugby match once
and there was a try
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:37, Reply)

I put all my Christmas presents in a cupboard. It's where I keep my stuff.
Alt: Don't you have to do something to try it?
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Well, I'm not sure.
Ask Yoda. The little green pointy eared cunt.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:46, Reply)

I get a lot of tat, as apparently I'm hard to buy for
just get me a voucher, for fuck's sake. The last thing I got that I've never touched is probably a breadmaker. On the rare occasions I make bread, I prefer to do it by hand.
(berk, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:44, Reply)

The missus reckons I'm the easiest person in the world to buy for.
Most of my presents these last few years have been for ages 4 and up.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:47, Reply)

This is true.
*wraps up Fisher price Dr Who*
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:49, Reply)

You could sell the breadmaker
If you kneaded the dough.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Oh dear sweet jesus
that's awful, Jeff. Awful.
(berk, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)

heh heh heh
I'll bet you smiled.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:47, Reply)

You got a derisive snort and a smirk
and that's all you're getting.
(berk, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:51, Reply)

Is it really.
'cos I sent you a GAZ. You big spastic.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:55, Reply)

sometime you just have to do what you have to do
to earn a crust
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:46, Reply)

Tryin' to ge a slice of the action eh?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:47, Reply)

look, I don't want to turn this into a bunfight
I just wanted to rise to the challenge
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:49, Reply)

I pitta you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:51, Reply)

That's the yeast of my troubles

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Don't worry flour.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:54, Reply)

s'OK, it's just the way I roll

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:58, Reply)

Evenin' Captain.
I'm too tired to pun and I'm having a bad week - not sleeping with loads of stress and stuff going on.

You WIN.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:59, Reply)

oh man, worst win ever : (
what's up? What could cheer you up?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:04, Reply)

Get yer baps out!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:05, Reply)

CRUMPET!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:07, Reply)

MUFFIN!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:08, Reply)

YOU'RE TOAST!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:09, Reply)

TARTS!

(berk, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:09, Reply)

Stop trying to butter me up.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:11, Reply)

+ if I remember, can be bothered or don't get distracte...

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:05, Reply)

In other news, what's going on?
Quentin has the top two spots on the popular page. My guess is he's logged in as his multiple personalities and clicked himself.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:07, Reply)

Being on the popular page is a lot like being in the special olympics.
Either way, you're still a mong.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:09, Reply)

But I've been on the popular page a few times :/

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Nah, that was an error with the code.... or something.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:14, Reply)

It must have been.
I've said loads of funny stuff recently (the Cramps comment for example) and no fucker seems to have clicked it. The fucking bastards.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:20, Reply)

Fuckin' shower of cunts.
I hate everyone.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:21, Reply)

we need some kind of automatic lol-detector
so it can accurately work out how much people found the posts hilarious without this pesky button pressing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:22, Reply)

I clicked the top one.
It was funny.
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:10, Reply)

*WAVES*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:11, Reply)

*WHITE HORSES*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:12, Reply)

Hi hon.
Sorry! been looking at boots on-line.
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Proper boots.
Or Boots 17.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Proper boots for winter.
Now I'm off to bed : )
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:42, Reply)

What did you find?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Nothing suitable.

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:43, Reply)

What will you do?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:44, Reply)

I have a USB turntable stuffed in my sitting-room cupboard.
It was a thoughtful and generous gift. I planned in all seriousness to digitise my record collection in its entirety. Three tracks in to this mammoth project and.....three years later, three tracks down, 8 zillion to go.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:08, Reply)