Cocking hell it's dead in here.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 21:25, 65 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

That's because we need your hot bouncin' toonz

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 21:27, Reply)

aight nilla
I was just listening to Nine Inch Nails and then Mos Def. How about some early DJ Shadow?

And have you got a job as a minibus driver or something now?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 21:29, Reply)

In fact, here it be
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rw5A59z2g4

From when Quannum were still called Solesides.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 21:32, Reply)

That's because
we all murdered each other
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 21:31, Reply)

*stabs*

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:04, Reply)

He's quite right
It's dead but I think there's lurkers who are scared of unfamiliar names, and people who won't post because someone else posted first.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Unfamiliar names?
Lurkers?

What the Dickens are you talking about man?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 21:52, Reply)

He's talking nonsense.
Some of us something something, superiority complex, something something.
Have I missed much over the past ten days?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:02, Reply)

Alright B69?
Why do my radiators whistle, and turning the thermostatic valves stops them for a bit?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:05, Reply)

Indeed I are, cheers ;)
What was it BGB said? Trying not to appear suspicious? LOL
It's probably cavitation caused by zinc dissolving from the brass. Often happens when valves are almost completely shut and more than a few years old. That's not to say that age is the issue, could maybe be too high flow rate in the heating. Try turning the circulator speed down? Or balance the rads.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Turning the what now?
My boiler is ancient and there is only a heat dial. I know how to top up the boiler when the pressure dips, though where does the water go when that happens?

Balance the rads? You what?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Central heating has a circulator (pump) to circulate the warm water round yer arse.
Circulator has 3 settings.
Too fast and it'll make noises.
You've got 2 valves on each rad, one at each end.
One is the TRV, opens and closes on demand.
Other is lock-shield valve, should be set by plumber to ensure equal flow through all rads.
Water is a lazy cunt and will find easiest route through system.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:23, Reply)

Not much.
I can't be empirical, but I expect you've not missed much.

Of course I'm talking nonsense. If I've not had a few drinks I'd not be on here. I'd be doing something more constructive.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:06, Reply)

Good answer.
How's the business going?
Edit: so what's my excuse? I'm totally sobre :(
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:11, Reply)

Here's a brick wall
I'd like you to run into it as fast as you can, repeatedly.

That's why I'm driving again.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Didn't know that mate :(
Soz and that.
Did that happen in the last ten days? If so, then that explains my ignorance.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:17, Reply)

I'll give you a ring sometime and explain
Not right now.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:21, Reply)

Nae bother mate.
As and when you fancy.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:26, Reply)

evening
I have been killing time with a nice simple little wargame on that there internet - played a sologame then actually ventured into multiplayer and joined a game in progress and kicked ass.

www.conquerorgame.com - I quite like the limited options, it doesn't require much thinking but still allows for a range of tactics. Two thumbs up!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:03, Reply)

I used to play KingdomGame for a bit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:06, Reply)

give it a try on single player
I got the hang of it fairly quickly. Apparently it was very busy a few years back, then there were flash problems where you could only play with an old version and most people left. Now it's fixed but hasn't really picked back up.

Perils of the internet I guess.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:13, Reply)

cocksocks!
I just filled my bath with cold water. I need to fix those bulbs in the bathroom
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:04, Reply)

lol
Having a crappy home is a downward spiral that leads to being too depressed by your surroundings to fix things so it gets worse so it gets more depressing... Pretty soon you'll stop inviting people over and start hoarding.

/voiceofexperience
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:11, Reply)

+ talking to your pets. Too late
but it's OK, new house soon!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:14, Reply)

You must talk to your pets
Or they're not your pets.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Yeah, if you don't talk to them they're just meat on legs.
Livestock.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:25, Reply)

I'm here.
Back from the pub and still wondering what "authentic sub-culture" I represent.

who's still up?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:23, Reply)

I've never been called an "authentic sub-culture".
Been called plenty else ;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:28, Reply)

Me neither
Well, they were art student I suppose, torn between being flattered and just laughing.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:30, Reply)

Yeah, art students...
The best of all the students ;)
Bunch of wankers.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:37, Reply)

Yeah, but they might be fun to play with.
And I could be in an exhibition. not an opportunity to be sneezed at.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:40, Reply)

This is true. A win/win situation.
Back in '91(?) I agreed to model a costume for a theatre wardrobe and costumery student, ended up doing a routine at the end of year show. Got laid and pissed into the bargain ;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Now this sounds good
and some of those students were quite hot, but young, so young....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:48, Reply)

Heh heh heh...
Didn't appreciate it fully then, oh the benefit of age/experience!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:51, Reply)

Damn my scruples and morals!

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:53, Reply)

If I could turn back time...
Christ, I would take whatever advantages I could!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:56, Reply)

It's not the physical age.
I'm sure they are all legal at that, but what does a twenty something student know about shit? Oh well, all academic, probably all come to nothing, much less a drunken and debauched orgy of nubile flesh.....

Oh god.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:58, Reply)

If it's any consolation, their appalling taste in music and pseudy attempts at conversation would probably have been a total passion-killer.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 23:00, Reply)

Sadly this is probably true.
Damn I hate maturity.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 23:04, Reply)

TD in da house
What is a subculture? Everyone is a subculture. If you can form opinions, you're a subculture.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:28, Reply)

Well if I can form a sub culture of one...
otherwise this place is as close as I come to membership of any group.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:31, Reply)

Comrade - I've never met you
But I've met B69 and you both work along similar lines.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:38, Reply)

OK, not sure what to make of this, or how you come to this conclusion.
But I shall take it under advisement.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:42, Reply)

Seconded.
I'm frowning now...

So can we form a sub-culture of 2?
Wanna be in my gang?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:49, Reply)

No, but I'll let you join mine, maybe....

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:54, Reply)

I sense a catch...
Where do I sign?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 23:00, Reply)

You have to talk to Comrade Blousie
She is admissions secretary, if you pass her rigorous physical examination, you may join at a junior level
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 23:05, Reply)

me
give the Church of the SubGenius a go.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:29, Reply)

Hullo person I don't really know yet.
I seem to remember it, more of a joke than anything, no? besides, don't do churches, atheism is too dogmatic for me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:33, Reply)

hi
sorry, it was just the first thing that popped into my head, more from the 'sub' prefix than anything. I'm a bit confused as to what constitutes a sub-culture in the first place.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:51, Reply)

Me too, I'm sure it was all terribly important when I was younger.
but I don't give a shit anymore, maybe that's what makes me authentic. *snort*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:55, Reply)

Ever played Illuminati?
Heavily influenced by Bob Dobbs et al. Fun game.

'Scuse me, got to text mates to see if they want a game.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:38, Reply)

Is there such a thing as an inauthentic sub-culture?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:33, Reply)

buggered if I know
The fact that they phrased it so implies that they think so, 've not thought about this kind of thing seriously in years.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:34, Reply)

It all sounds a bit intellectual to me.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:38, Reply)

Well, stoodents, innit?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:43, Reply)

The Brownshirts?
Moseley had a drive and an intent but attempting to roll it out in Jewish East London was never going to work.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:44, Reply)

Mosely was black shirts, no?
Hitler was brown shirts.

myself I like a nice plaid number...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:47, Reply)

Shirts. Of a dark hue
I'm exceptionally drunk, even by my standards.

Now I must go to bed.

xx
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:50, Reply)

Night night, sweet cheeks.
X
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:52, Reply)

Yeah, what bitchtits said.
sleep well.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:56, Reply)

If I dream dreams like I did last night
I'll be needing a new wall.

Very bedtime.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 23:01, Reply)

Punching walls?
you are baldmoney AICMFP.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 23:06, Reply)

Right, I'm off to bo-bo's too.
It's been a long and winding one, this week.
Catch yuz all later.
X
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 23:13, Reply)

me too, ni'night

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 23:17, Reply)