A mace wielded by Brain Blessed is the best weapon
that or Monty's AIDS riddled cock.

I ahd part of my chest shaved by an atractive oriental nurse this morning, waht have you been up to?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:40, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

This has made my morning
TWO B3tans have effectively admitted to being gayer than me in one thread
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:42, Reply)

how so shit break?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:43, Reply)

'shit break'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Is that like a weekend getaway to Birmingham?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:47, Reply)

I'm going to Birmingham on Sunday
*kills self*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:53, Reply)

In the seminal comedy of the "gross out" sub genre "America Pie",
one of the main protagonists is only able to defecate when he is at home leading to hilarious situations where the "the wolf is at the door" but there is no suitable recepticle. he is know colloquially as "shit break"

I assume this is how the original pitch went.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Interesting
I always heard that as "Shitbrick" and thought it was just a nifty little insult conjured of two otherwise diverse words. Like flangemonkey, or knobjockey.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Having your chest shaved is gay
Really, really gay
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:45, Reply)

It's a tiny patch so an electrode could be attached

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Yeah, yeah, whatevs
BENDER
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:46, Reply)

chest nutsack
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Ooh, I'd forgotten about your admission of bumderism yesterday
That makes three
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:49, Reply)

For liking Shed Seven?
Tenuous at best.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:51, Reply)

I would argue that this is sufficient
However, combined with an impressive array of Take That-based puns, the evidence is irrefutable
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:54, Reply)

An array was one!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:56, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1427480
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Says the man who has a face book status about being preggers....

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Stalker
Seriously, I've got epic stomach pain, fluctuating body temperature, adn there's clearly something in the water.

You should be pleased, if I am pregnant, it's yours.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I didn't know Brian Blessed was a welder.
Is there no end to his talents?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:42, Reply)

You ninja CUNT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Now that is a weapon to be feared!
Actual line from a strange Chinese film " you have a vagina like an iron labiarynth" [sic]
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:44, Reply)

ace egaphone
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:53, Reply)