It was jolly boring over there.
And we started having a silly argument for no good reason. But some people believed it and were having fun joining in and so we started enjoying it just for the sake of having fun and it sort of spiralled out of control.
Most of /talk knew it was silliness, and those that didn't were having such fun at the drama, I almost wish it had been true.
I think in these desolate times of lunch threads and people being upset at me for being more popular than them, it is all of our duty to make up online drama lol spack outs to keep each other from the abyss of boredom.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:25, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What a RUSE!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Not a ruse, really. That implies planning.
More of a wheeze.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:27, Reply)

On account of us both being fat mouth-breathers.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:27, Reply)

I heard you raped clendrix's dog.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:28, Reply)

I did at least rubber up
just in case Jeff had been there first
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:32, Reply)

No no no, you are supposed to deny it unconvincingly.
Start again.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:34, Reply)

DID NOT!
I told you, I accidently stepped on it's tail, that's why it yelped
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Also, I enjoyed the way that it rapidly progressed from Two Hats pretending to be upset at me for posting too much to me stealing a dildo from his house.
I liked the way it evolved nicely and stupidly.
I also like that many people believe I would do this.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:27, Reply)

It was fabulous internet and you should both be applauded.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Some of the best
it only needed a bert-down for top 3 status
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:28, Reply)

More people should do it.
We had fun. Other people had fun. Some people laughed.
Other people had fun for the wrong reasons and then got cross when it wasn't true.
Which was also fun.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:29, Reply)

So that Janet, that got really cross at Two Hats for no good reason,
was cross because she'd been let in on the joke?

It's a pity it was fake, but it was very, very funny anyway.
( Kroney, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Janet sussed it out early on.
Basically, anyone that asked us if it was true in a gaz got told. On account of some of our closer friends were genuinely concerned.

Yeah, it is a shame it wasn't true. Although if it was true, I'd prefer someone else to have my part.
But it was the next best thing, considering how boring true stories had been lately. Sort of thing.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:36, Reply)

It was top work. Superb.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Definitely making my "Highlights of 2011" b3ta post.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:45, Reply)

It was almost as good as your birdwatching lies.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:42, Reply)

OI!
Fucking watch it.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:55, Reply)

I thought it was quality.
The amount of RIGHTEOUS RAGE was immense.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:51, Reply)