Alt: depends on the b3tans
Monty can't afford a replacement
Swipey will mistake it for a love egg and never get around to screwing in a new one. As it were.
Quentin is a complete fucking spastic
Wet Ham Man's wet ham hands are of no use for basic household maintenance
AA prefers his rooms black and moody LIKE HIS SOUL
Kroney might catch his reflection in the glass and ask it to marry him
Nakers is also a fucking spastic, but an incomplete one
and I'm more likely to witter on endlessly in the vain hope that eventually I might say something funny than actually replace the damn thing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:30, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Fuck off.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)

You knows I loves you baby

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)

sure is nice to be included

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Are you placing me on teh same level as Adam? ADAM?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Terribly sorry, old chap
I'll edit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:38, Reply)

pretty sure i'm much better than you are nakedape, soz

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:40, Reply)

:'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:39, Reply)

OK, mmps is most awesome of the /talk incusion

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)

It's okay, I get it. I'm not part of the cool crowd. The darth clique.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)

It's actually because I don't know any insulting memes to associate with you
It's a compliment, in a way
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)

is that my meme, that I'ma spastic? I...I...never knew : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)

course you didn't, your a spastic

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Don't be sad dear
Memes are never true. I mean, look at Monty, he's not really a cantankerous pauper who looks like a reanimated zombie pirate... oh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:52, Reply)

lols and sads all in one post

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)

WHAT?

( Kroney, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:10, Reply)