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Alright snotlings. I'm off out tonight.The flying duck is doing a spinal tap night, cause it's 11/11/11. Hahahah geddit? yeah.
What are you lot up to?
Alt: How many b3tans does it take to change a lightbulb?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:14,
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I am having Set Your Faces to Stunned and his lovely missus over for supper.He is one of my favourite people of all time. I am really looking forward to a night of debauchery.
Tomorrow I am looking after my daughter which will be excellent, and on Sunday I'm meeting B3tans and my brother for booze in the Chalk Farm area. I expect that will be good.
Alt: nine. Two to pretend to fall out over it for lolz, two to gaz the mods about it, one to fuck their sister and four to be really fucking tedious.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:18,
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Am I the only cunt with the common decency to reply to these questions?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:24,
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Alt:None, because nothing ever fucking changes around here.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:24,
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We've all changed Scarpe during our journey together(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:32,
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Scarpe for example was very far from sober when I First met him(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:46,
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Might have Ballroom practice tonight, depending on my ability to not shit myselfBasically my evening is undeniably rock'n'roll either way.
Tomorrow night I am going "out wiv da lads", or for an evening of beers with some gentlemen of my acquaintance. This is literally the first time this year that I'll be out for drinks without any women in attendance. Take THAT, gay stereotype!
Ballroom competition in Birmingham on Sunday. I know, it's a shithole. On the upside, the competition we're going to in three weeks time is in Paris.
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Yeah, yeah, I knowPARIS, though, Mumps. Not just any old Paris either. DISNEYLAND Paris.
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You can get Minnie's autograph. Add it to the collection.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:32,
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along with julian Clary, Dale Winton and Jimmy Somerville(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:34,
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Worst sex and the city episode ever.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:35,
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I have, I bought the box set for the missus' birthday one year.AND FOR FORCED TO WATCH THEM ALL FOR MY TROUBLES.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:42,
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That'll teach me not to just give her a slap, like every other year.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:42,
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Mate *looks aghast*I don't know whether to commiserate or seal you in a decontamination chamber
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Instead of this ballroom dancing malarky, take up BOKKO!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:49,
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That's BONGO you cretin.www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBTLAR3Ookg
THIS IS BOKKO DANCE!!!111!!!1!!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:53,
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Adam and Adam dance up a storm at the local discoteque.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:54,
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tonight i got a switch to replace, might blow myself up and die, not surealt: 1, but it'll take 50 of em to coment on it, bitch at each other and whine an cry til its done
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They all love you here Adam. Even if they sometimes ignore you.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:09,
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A few pints tonight followed by slow roasted pork belly with bubble & squeak.
Sat: Domestic bollocks before meeting BGB & others for a pint or two.
Sun: Preparing for more meetings next week, collecting my wife & daughter from the station and spending time with them.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:29,
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I am cooking pork belly on Sundayany tips, never cooked it before.
kthxbi
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:29,
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Low temperature for fucking ages.Score and salt the fat. Nice with a Chinese spice blend or barbecue-type rub, but probably best with just salt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:31,
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^ this ^ but start the meat off at 220 for 15 minutes before lowering to 160.This way you get the best crackling, with most of the other fat rendering off the meat.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:34,
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You're having slow roasted pork belly with DF's arse?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:29,
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Is this some kind of hideous common rhyming slang that I'd have hoped would be beneath you?(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)
No, merely referring to your 'tummy troubles'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:33,
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CongratulationsThat's the first instance in b3ta history of anyone referring to my arse in a non-gay way
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It won't happen again. Sorry.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:36,
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Looking after th misses who is ill wilst drinking this:www.marstonsbeercompany.co.uk/our_brands/marstons/oldempire.asp
Which is excellent.
Alt: That's no lightbulb.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:29,
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I've had that. It's rather nice.Errr, I mean, fuck off Nakers you oaf that looks shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:33,
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If your missus got ill whilst drinking it you might want to give it a miss mate(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:38, Reply)
I tend to drink ales and my brother lagerYet we are both very partial to Old Empire
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:49,
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Nothing tonight.Off to London tomorrow for a gig on Sunday. Meeting a few b3tans, including some miserable old long haired cunt.
In other news, this is possibly the funniest thing I've read in a long time, from the top tips page of Love It magazine: "I'm not very curvy and have no hips, so I pin sanitary towels on the side of my knickers, then put my clothes on over the top. Instant curves!"
This won the £60 star prize.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:29,
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There's even a picture to accompany this molten gem of wisdom.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:32,
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I have heard of army folk sticking STs to their shoulders to prevent chaffing by their bergans(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:36,
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:40,
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I've heard that strikethroughs are the lowest form of wit(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:51,
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I feel sorry for the poor bugger who pulls her and takes her homeIt's bad enough when you discover that she's wearing a Wonderbra but finding fucking Lillets pinned to her smalls would just about kill any remaining lustful thoughts I would imagine.
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Alt: depends on the b3tansMonty can't afford a replacement
Swipey will mistake it for a love egg and never get around to screwing in a new one. As it were.
Quentin is a complete fucking spastic
Wet Ham Man's wet ham hands are of no use for basic household maintenance
AA prefers his rooms black and moody LIKE HIS SOUL
Kroney might catch his reflection in the glass and ask it to marry him
Nakers is also a fucking spastic, but an incomplete one
and I'm more likely to witter on endlessly in the vain hope that eventually I might say something funny than actually replace the damn thing
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Are you placing me on teh same level as Adam? ADAM?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:37,
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OK, mmps is most awesome of the /talk incusion(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:44,
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It's okay, I get it. I'm not part of the cool crowd. The darth clique.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:46,
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It's actually because I don't know any insulting memes to associate with youIt's a compliment, in a way
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is that my meme, that I'ma spastic? I...I...never knew : ((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:49,
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Don't be sad dearMemes are never true. I mean, look at Monty, he's not really a cantankerous pauper who looks like a reanimated zombie pirate... oh
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Tonight I've been invited to the pub, but 3 days in a row isn't wiseso I'll get some fooooood in and stay in.
Tomorrow dahn to london to see a girl
sunday nathin.
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Seeing a girl eh? *nudge nudge*(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:37,
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Yes, but the plan is just to play computer games, geek out and eat katsu curryI'll be getting a late train home.
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At which point will you jump her?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:43,
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After she's cooked dinner, and I've had a go on the new games, priorities.(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Tonight, probably getting drunk and watching filmsTomorrow: May well be cooking rabbit.
Sunday: Fuck all.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:33,
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What you having with it?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:50,
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Doing it as a bolognaise, so just with pasta.Mainly following this recipe
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:51,
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is that a gay euphemism?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:07,
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How would I know any gay euphemisms?I was implying that however round (ie: FAT) you might be upon arriving at AA's, you would be more so after delicious dead animal
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I really, really can't imagine a beast as small as a rabbit will benefit from 12 hours cooking, unless you have a little baker lightbulb oven(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:53,
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Beware of drying the rabbit out.If you do this it will be inedible.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:41,
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The liquid will be covering the rabbit completely, so hopefully this won't happen.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:48,
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that is no guaranteehave you never heard of osmosis BOY!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:52,
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Osmosis is the movement of solvent molecules through a selectively permeable membrane into a region of higher solute concentration, aiming to equalize the solute concentrations on the two sides.[1][2][3] It may also be used to describe a physical process in which any solvent moves, without input of energy,[4] across a semipermeable membrane (permeable to the solvent, but not the solute) separating two solutions of different concentrations
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:57,
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The key point is "solvent molecules"Which are the bits disolved in the water not the water.
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My point was, perhaps with the incorrect wording that meat can be cooked in water and dry outas the moisture from the meat leaves through _ _ _ _ _ _ into the cooking water and through evaporation into the air
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:01,
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The juices disolve in the water and then are boiled. There's no real barrier between the meat and the water, except some parts of the skin, but when any animal is skinned or even just gutted and then covered in water, it'll be saturated in seconds.
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yeah, heard of it, didn't do it though...did you?Do you need lower tier science to be a data inputter for teh NHS?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:59,
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the strange ether that rises from you hairy back in the dead of night as you pump away at your lastest victim?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:58,
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Oh and i am running 10km around Greenwich park tomorrow for 'Movember'I have just been informed that it is hilly, bugger
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:38,
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Also, right, if you change the first letter of "Movember" for an Nyou get a month of the year, right, which is known for being cold and inhospitable
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Attach a ginsters to a head dobber and keep running after it(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:40,
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I'm trying to help you here(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:49,
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I find this image fucking hilarious.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:11,
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Anyone involved in Movember deserves everything they get really.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:42,
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It's James Bond's cover character from OHMSS?^ CINEMA
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:43,
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It's the late owner of CBGB's in New York?^MUSIC
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:43,
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Wear rocket shoes, like in cartoons and that.In fact fuck it, next year enter wacky races. Far more fun.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:47,
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They're gonna flush and inhibit my heating system!IN YOUR FUCKING FACE LANDLORD.
I'm revving up my Honda Discord pedal car
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:48,
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*HUFF HUFF HUFF* ROUNDHOUSE PUNCH THE FUCKER WITH A KARATE CHOP THEN WOMAN SPUNK IN HIS HAIR.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:51,
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I'm also a supermodel, so the universe might implode(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:59,
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Bye everyoone, I going home now to eat bolognese and drink beer!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:05,
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Genuinely read that as 'eat bogies and drink beer'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:22,
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Tedious weekend ahead.River ecology of the lower Test tomorrow, and putting up curtain rails on Sunday.
Rock and roll life styles need their off weeks.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:09,
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Pub quiz tonightA day of free food and booze at football hospitality tomorrow.
Hangover, see the GF, boff her senseless on Sunday.
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I'll just add this before anyone else does"She's clearly already senseless if she's letting you boff her, you spastic."
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I initially read it as "boil her senseless"which was quite alarming.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:41,
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It is alarming, particularly if you're driving later this evening.(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:07, Reply)
I used to use the term boff until Frank made it unfashionable(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:15,
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Tee heewww.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/military-obituaries/naval-obituaries/8873213/Brigadier-General-Dick-Lord.html
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:16,
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Am I really the only person juvenile enoughto laugh at General Dick-Lord?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:28,
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birthday champagne at 5.30birthday party later.
birthday drinks/dinner in cheshire tomorrow.
birthday lunch in yorkshire on sunday.
i am not one to milk anything.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:17,
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One must assume that sometime after 5:30 tonight you will commence sucking Rory's balls then?(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:23, Reply)
nahhe ran like the wind after that suggestion!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:36,
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happy birthday rachelswipe, your presents just at the bottom of these dark stairs help yourself(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:38, Reply)
I'm sat here drinking cider and eating pork scratchings.This "no booze diet" is going well.
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Tonight I'm out in Uxbridge.Tomorrow I'm up in London looking at stuff and probably falling over.
Sunday I'm over at the parents for lunch and beakering.
Busiest weekend in a while and all this whilst fitting in some egotistical narcissism, EH FOXTROT?
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Kroney, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:20,
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Uxbridge has been rough since the 17th CenturyWhen the roundheads held one side of the street, and the cavaliers the other.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:25,
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I would have liked to have been a Cavalierhowever, I can't grow a beard to save my life, so I guess I'd have to have been a Roundhead =(
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Kroney, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:28,
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I'd be a roundhead tooI imagine the cavaliers would flounce into action, rather than march.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:37,
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I quite liked the way Prince Rupert chased off after fleeing Roundheadsas though he were on a fox hunt, rather than trying to win a battle.
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Kroney, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:42,
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That's breeding for youDaft twat.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:46,
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alright Marky m'lad ?I've had a really rough week, health wise, and I feel like having nothing but pure and total endulagtion. I've got a telly show that I've downloaded (Tera Nova) that I'm gonna get into, and I'm gonna have a nice long bath with smelly/silky/smelly/bubbly stuff while reading this month's Delicious magazine, and I'm gonna take the phone into the bath with me so I can order from one of my fave resutrants a delivery of Jack Daniels Ribs (replacing chips with onion rings) and some buffalow wings and a couple of bottles of root beer.
I'm really really looking forward to it, you know. I might even light some candles.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:21,
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That sounds boss.I can't wait to wear my new pyjamas.
I've had a shit day but not like totally woe is me, and my heating will be fixed in two weeks for definite..
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:22,
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Aww HELL yeah', totally gonna wear my new awesome slippers(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:41,
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Sorry Noel, I didn't know you wern't getting any.It was meant for Gonz.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:28,
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If you can drag yourself down to ours Stunned has cancelled due to his wife's broken ankle so there's a vat of Lusty's Jamaican curry available. I must confess it got a bit burnt due to NOT MY FUCKING FAULT OK? but it has been rescued.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:24,
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There's enough for about 6 people.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:26,
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I don't have that many friends. Can't you bag it up and freeze it?(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:31, Reply)
OK Kroney, give Chompy his login back etc etc(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:32,
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Are you saying lusty's curry is crap?Because that's what I think you're saying.
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I couldn't possibly comment.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:38,
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What time are you seeing your kid tomorrow, I may be able to meet for a pint.(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:39, Reply)
Meet your daughter for a pint that is, she's more likely to be able to buy her own.
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I need to be round her's for about six.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:44,
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Ah that's actually when I'm meeting sophie.So fancy a drink before, I assume soft rather than brandy before you look after the kid.
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Not yet. That'll happen later when I'm drunk and aggressive.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:26,
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That's not what Lusty said.Also, I was surprised to learn your real name today, it's not what I expected...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:32,
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Megatron Boyce has a certain ring to it.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:34,
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Fore.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:34,
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Was he expecting 'Montgomery'?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:36,
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Now I have The Kinks in my head AGAIN.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:42,
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Nowt wrong with the Kinks.Could be worse, it could be the Beatles.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:46,
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ForeGranted, I'm not sure what I'd expected, but it certainly wasn't that.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:35,
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Its a fine name, shared by the best sort.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:38,
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Maybe one of his marriage vows was to ditch B3ta(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:46,
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New job doesn't allow b3ta through the day, apparently.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:49,
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Blimey I forgot about that(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:44,
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Oh man, cheers, but I'm gonna turn you down, I can't handle hot food and I could really do with some 'me' time.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:43,
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GONZ GONZ GONZ GONZ GONZmedia.threadless.com//imgs/products/3360/636x460design_01.jpg
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Haha.I like that
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:43,
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Are you going to be able to join us tomorrow night, Gonz?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:33,
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He better fucking had do, I've shaved my bikini line and everything.(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:35, Reply)
I have managed to steer tonight's food from roast chicken legs and pastato Indian + beer. I is well happy innit?!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:41,
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That used to be Porky lips sign off line.I wish he would post more.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:42,
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He's too busy enjoying being retired to bother with us plebs.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:47,
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POIDH(although please just gaz them to everybody who isn't me).
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:41,
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hahaha!Looks just like a penis, only smaller
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:41,
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I really don't think I will be, but I might do, it depends on how tomorow goes health wise, had some real big problems this week and it's knackered me beyond belief.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:44,
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I really don't think I will be, but I might do, it depends on how tomorow goes health wise, had some real big problems this week and it's knackered me beyond belief.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:44,
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Hope you can, but perfectly understandable if you can't.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:45,
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Cheers man =)(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:56,
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Thanks Dude =)(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:56,
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This board has a long history of pity-clicking, it's the only way I ever get on there fr srs.(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:42, Reply)
I was most pleased my TGB post went up(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:42,
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I think most people clicked the latest one because you said you might die.(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:48, Reply)
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