Evening all.
Aaah, HSH ;)

I have home-made pizza, leftover San Chow beef and lemon vodka from my Polish uncle Sławek.
Alt: 2pm til the cows come home.
Alt Alt: I've smoked some daft stuff in my time, but never pot-pouri.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:32, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I was reading your post as lusty there, I think you maybe using the same icons.
Lusty is the more sexually appealing to me out of the two of you, I hope you don't mind.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:11, Reply)

Don't mind at all, mate.
;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:25, Reply)

Good stuff, I'd hate for things to turn weird.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Don't get me wrong (f'naar f'naar)...
I like you and all, I just don't think of you that way.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:36, Reply)

Would you like to.... nah'...... maybe..... go park bench? HAHAHAH YEAH OF COURSE AS FRIENDS.
Someone on /talk just linked to this which I think is worth sharing, rather than it being relivent to us.

###NSFW###
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:38, Reply)

Have you been drinking?
Cos that's always my excuse...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:44, Reply)

good gosh

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:49, Reply)

Indeed.
Or in fact "oh, golly!"
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:53, Reply)

I expected his guts to come out next
a la 'The Gush'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Please, for the love of all that is sacred.
I'm eating!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 20:01, Reply)

well
that one would fill you up nicely
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 20:03, Reply)

I can't keep up B69, have you gone back to being the town drunk?
Are you having the 'firms' christmas 'do' down the park again with a delectable selection of a litre of budgens gin and a two litre bottle of Halfords antifreeze?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:20, Reply)

What do you mean "again"?
Don't think I've ever drunk anti-freeze.
Well, apart from that one time.
Well, by "time" I mean "decade".
And by "one" I mean "two and a half".
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:27, Reply)

Well it's up to you if it keeps you happy, just lay off the inhibitor, that shits doin you no good.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:32, Reply)

Happy?
You really haven't a clue, have you?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:41, Reply)

Gaz me your problems, I'll objectively assess them and we'll have you dry in no time at all!
Here's a starter

1. Explain to family members that giving a depressive alcoholic drink is somewhat myopic of them.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 20:08, Reply)

There's no need to start criticising my family.
Once again you have demonstrated what a fucking dick you are.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 20:23, Reply)

I’d struggle with the suggestion that anyone connected with your family or otherwise don’t know that you’re a pisscan who should be kept away from alcohol at all costs.
So for the very people who supposedly ‘care’ about you to be giving you hard liquor is risible. How fucking stupid are they? What's the point in your periodic morose blubbing on this very 'comedy' website if you still continually hit the bottle? It's entertaining for your avid fanbase like, but pretty low considering your kid has to see what a mess you are.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)

I think that what you actually struggle with is not being an utter dick.
Oh, that and not being a sanctimonious wanker.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 21:18, Reply)