Morning all
A fun-packed weekend was had, with the highlights being: Saturday night watched three guitarists perform, each of which were better than me, the most humbling of which was the one who was only 17. Bastard.
Sunday night involved having my parents round for a massive feast of Indian food. Unfortunately this has left me in the awkward position this morning of being maybe one ill-advised parp away from papping my pants.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:16, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

SHART!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Daaaamn right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Who is the man, who dares not squeak one out?
Blue!
SHART!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Can you dig it?


Etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Is this a Mock Turtle reference?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:20, Reply)

It's not funny, because it is true
I was very aware of every pothole I drove over on the way in to work.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Go on take the risk - have a fart at your desk. I am sure you'll be fine...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:20, Reply)

You should have worn an adult nappy.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Yes, it would then be perfectly acceptable for me to shit myself

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Exactly.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:35, Reply)