Monday morning
Who's got to go to work today?
I do for once :(
Usually don't work Monday, which is a delivery day, but looks like I've been lumped with actually having to do some work rather than my usual pottering about

alt: Tell us about your weekend. I wont read it, but someone might
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 6:08, 183 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm on my way to work
As it goes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 7:24, Reply)

Ha!
I don't have to start till 3pm, but I am on till 11pm
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 7:34, Reply)

If I started work at 3pm
I wouldn't be on here a 6am.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:06, Reply)

arthur christmas = the bollocks

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 7:26, Reply)

So it's good then?
I really want to go see it cos I love everything Christmas related :D
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 7:32, Reply)

fuck yeh i love a bit of christmas
getting my tree up next weekend
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 7:36, Reply)

Tree and decs go up on 3rd/4th December and not before

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:08, Reply)

there are no christmas rules ta
christmas nazi
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I was mega busy
I'm exhausted and I don't feel like I've had a weekend at all. I'd like another day off now kthxbai.
(berk, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 7:27, Reply)

should be going to work
buut need to get car fixed Also, feel like crap.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 7:40, Reply)

*there there*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:05, Reply)

I was DRUNK on Friday.
Rest of the weekend was dull.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:23, Reply)

I hit a new all-time low yesterday
when I was unable to attend my brother's birthday drinks because I was unable to get my hands on twenty quid for a few fucking pints. So instead I activated the emergency credit on my heating, warmed my flat for a bit and went to bed at 5pm.

Kill me now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:27, Reply)

*there there*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:30, Reply)

*little mouse with clogs on*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:31, Reply)

* something about a clopper*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:33, Reply)

Could be worse, Mont.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MzU8xM99Uo
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:35, Reply)

No sound at work but a huge fan of Bessie Smith.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:44, Reply)

Boss song.
Just listening to Send me to the 'Lectric Chair.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Old Dozer down there v
probably thinks she's shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Cheap though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:06, Reply)

At work.
Weekend of being a complete lazy arse as I felt like I hadn't had a day of doing nothing since my holiay in September.

I did go to see 'In Time' though. Which is basically 'Bonnie and Clyde At The Adjustment Bureau'. Mindless near future sci fi with ideas above it's station, but Cillian Murphy made it just about enjoyable.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:29, Reply)

She is quite good, you're right.

"Lol"
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:30, Reply)

alright Monts?
I am listening to Kyuss.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:35, Reply)

So amI!!!


Sorry, what I meant to say was 'they're shit'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:44, Reply)

Kyuss shit?
Are you sure?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:46, Reply)

Yes.
As are 'QOTSA'. Good at taking drugs, shit at making music.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:47, Reply)

oh dear.
Kyuss were fantastic. Qotsa first three albums were great too.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:48, Reply)

Enjoyed the Sisters gig last night.
Now face a few hours in London until I get the 3.30 train home.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:37, Reply)

Ooh, you should get out to Whitechapel with a Jack The Ripper guidebook.
it's so damp and misty today it's the only appropriate place to be.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:42, Reply)

Spot of Christmas shopping I think.
Since I'm down here, like.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Pick up a whore's pancreas, that sort of thing

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Sorry I was unable to meet up for the reason outlined above.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:45, Reply)

No worries.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:49, Reply)

I've had stuck in my head, all fucking night, you know that "Money money mo-ney, Moe-ney" song, that, but with the word Monet (as in, the artist)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:43, Reply)

'For the Love of Money' by the O'Jays?
I love that tune, and used to sing it to my cat Benny with his name in place of 'money'. He would look at me in disgust.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:46, Reply)

*youtubes*
Yup, that's the one. I'm going be singing that all day replacing the word money with verious things that are going on in my day that end in a word would fit.

Bento-bento-bento Beeen-to.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:49, Reply)

Kirk Cabain killed himself a month before Justin Biebier was born.
Not saying Incarnation is real and all that....
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:47, Reply)

It is real, you can get it in most supermarkets in the 'tinned milk' aisle.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:48, Reply)

It's going be *that* sort of day, is it?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:49, Reply)

I'm afraid so.
I can't afford any funny jokes. Sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:51, Reply)

You've come to the right place then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:09, Reply)

I don't get it =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Carnation Condensed Milk

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:53, Reply)

0o0o0oh, I've never bought that before, true story.
Is it any good?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Apparently you can carefully boil the can for 4 hours and it makes amazing butterscotch sauce
You may die if it explodes though....
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Yeah I've never risked that, but it's nice stuff

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Carnation is excellent in coffee too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I've heard that.
You can get it pre-boiled now too.

I don't think it's a good idea to give me a tin of warm butterscotch sauce, a spoon and to be left to do my own thing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:15, Reply)

It is all kinds of awesome.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Clickety clickety click

(berk, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:19, Reply)

It makes perfect sense

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:53, Reply)

i went to brighton and a bird done a poo on my head

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:01, Reply)

gary, shut the fuck up and do some work

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:04, Reply)

YES ! RETURN OF THE TRUTH FAIRY ! YES !
Where'd you go? why'd you leave us? I had a whole block of cheese in two sittings last week, I'm blaming you. Only reason I didn't eat more cheese was 'cus I ran out of apple and walnut chutney.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Chilli Mango chutney is my new thing
Amazing with mature cheddar
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Cheddar cheese is like vanilla ice cream...
... you can get cheap ones that are fucking dull, and you can get expensive ones that are lush....but in general it's a 'default' which is borring.

I love brie/cambert kinds, the maturer the better, 'pie de anglois' is fucking lush lush LUSH. Marks do about 5 cheeses now that are maturish and soft and slightly gluey and PERFECT for my tastebuds and texture-buds.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Pie d'Angloys is indeed lovely.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:24, Reply)

My fave !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:45, Reply)

My weekend was awesome!!
I did an aerials class for swing dancing, which was fantastic. I also saw my friends from Uni, and I had a movie night with a friend. all in all, 10 out of 10.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:04, Reply)

In the sun?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:09, Reply)

The daystar did come out for a bit.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Apologies
It was a shit System Of A Down joke
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:11, Reply)

I completely missed it.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:13, Reply)

It wasn't worth the effort of looking TBH
Morning (or afternoon/evening) Poppet. How are you? I have a friend who has moved ot New Zealand. It never fails to confuse me when she starts mentioning having done stuff on a Friday when it is still Thursday here.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:14, Reply)

It's evening here and I'm in bed.
I am absolutely wrecked after my high-excitement weekend. How about yourself?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:27, Reply)

I am champion today actually!
I seem to be able to sleep this weekend. I'm now worried that this is related to me moving our wireless router downstairs and that something to do with that was stopping me sleeping
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:29, Reply)

It's possible I suppose,
but I guess the only conclusive way to prove it would be to have your wife move it back upstairs on a night you don't know about, and seeing if you sleep poorly then. If it is effecting your sleep then I guess the logical thing to do is keep it downstairs?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Our house is 3 storey so the logical place to put it was on the middle floor
However, it appears to work on the top floor when the router is on the bottom floor so it is staying there anyway
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:35, Reply)

three storey house?? bloody hell.
That's huge!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:39, Reply)

It is quite big
More tall than big though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:40, Reply)

still, three storeys....
Three storey houses are just not seen here.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:46, Reply)

The design is 50% cool, 50% fucking annoying!
The top floor is built into the roof which means we dont have a loft as such, instead we have a tiny room to store all the crap
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:49, Reply)

I've not read any weekendy threads but is anyone else lolling at a Monti being put in charge of Italy?
I've been busy as fuck this weekend! I'm glad to get to work for a rest TBH.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Wife came back yesterday. I got eye-wateringly drunk and we had an argument.
I have one of those still slightly pissed but feel like shit hangovers.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Just wait until about 12.30
It'll REALLY kick in then. I'd ingest bacon by the stone to try and ward it off
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Thanks for that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:11, Reply)

*there there*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:12, Reply)

I SAW MOTORHEAD!!!!!
Now I'm busy so I'll fuck off for a bit.
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:15, Reply)

They are one of the best live bands of all time, are they not?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Lemmy is a sell out cunt with that shitty Kronnenberg advert.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Yeah, cos THAT is why Lemmy is a cunt...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:22, Reply)

that's fightin' talk

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Why does that make him a sellout?
cf Rotten with those butter ads.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:23, Reply)

I don't know. I just want an argument to help clear my hangover.
Rotten is a sell out cunt.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Well this is true

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Utter tosh.
From day one the Pistols were completely honest about being after cash rather than principles. See the Grundy footage, for example. See also 'Cash from Chaos', 'The Filthy Lucre Tour' etc. So-called 'punk ethics' were for the likes of cunts like The Clash - completely missing the point of punk which was basically being a cunt who didn't give a shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:39, Reply)

YEAH?
Well I disagree!!!!

(is this OK for you?)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Needs more insults and swearing
You spastic cunt.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Cunt off ,shit-breath.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Go and eat some razor blades you louse-ridden tramp.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:51, Reply)

I concurr.

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Ran 10km araound Greenwich park, which is REALLY FUCKING HILLY`
then yesterday i made fantastic roast pork belly and treacle tart with vanilla salt and i drank a bottle of Fleurie, it was a good day.

Of course I'm bloody working it's Monday you layabout
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I've not heard of vanilla salt before
I wish to know more please
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:30, Reply)

What you do is get the seeds from a vanilla pod and rub them in with 25g of sea salt
it's a savory balance to the absurdly sweet treeacle tart, it's one of heston's but very easy and very tasty.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:31, Reply)

*makes note*
I love treacle tart and this sounds excellent
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:33, Reply)

bigspud.co.uk/2010/08/08/heston-blumenthals-perfect-treacle-tart-revisited/
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:35, Reply)

NOM

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:38, Reply)

I saw clendrix and wooks and DiT and beckyletters and DG and Noel
but not Lab because he is useless. It was a fucking awesome night and I stuffed my face full of delicious cakey things Tourette's had made which were awesome and I got loads of hugs and laughed far too much and Noel managed to meet another random b3tan who lurks over on board or something and I got drunk. WOOOO
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Sorry I missed you. I left before you got there.
Those cake things looked lovely. Shame they had nuts in them.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:41, Reply)

As did your mouth.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Yes my mouth does look lovely. Nice of you to notice.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:49, Reply)

You shore gut a purty mouth

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:52, Reply)

His mouth looked lovely?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Not you as well.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:56, Reply)

aww I didn't realise you were out
I am always late though
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:51, Reply)

I would have liked to have stayed later but I had a prior engagement

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:53, Reply)

well I hope it was better than seeing me
Which I doubt it was.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:54, Reply)

It was ok. I went out of politeness more than anything.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Is that why you're always worried about being pregnant?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I'm not worried
Most of the time they fall out without me even noticing
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:55, Reply)

EW!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:55, Reply)

At work and quite glad it looks like a busy day.
Alt: It was a good weekend, I got to spend time with lovely B3tans and See Motorhead and Anti Nowhere League live, If I hadn't had to leave the former early to see the latter it would have been even better.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Shite
I forgot to look for that DVD
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:54, Reply)

No worries, I'd forgotten all about it.
In fact I can'y remember what DVD it was, so if you ever do find it it'll be a loverly surprise.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:47, Reply)

My flat has some really weird things about it, at least twice a week I wake up and walk around the flat convinced there is someone there.
Things go moving and missing, but in terms of today's weirdness, there was a kitchen towel sheet on the table where my printer is. It was raped up perfectly neet. "Hmm, that's strange, I don't remember ever doing that" so I went to pick it up and put it in the bin, and it felt like there was something in there. So I opened t up, and inside there is a square tea bag.

Now, everyone who knows me knows that there is no way I would perfectly wrap a kitchen towel (I'd scrunch it up or bin it, and it would never go on the printer table), let alone put a tea-bag in it.

I have no idea where it's come from, I'd take a lie-detector to say I didn't do it myself, and nobody has been over for a weeks now, and I've cleaned the flat twice since then.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:54, Reply)

You're making me scared about driving through Southgate now in case whatever is in your flat escapes
and attacks me as I drive past.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:56, Reply)

This is no way to talk about TGB

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:57, Reply)

I don't live in Southgate anymore
so now you look silly
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:57, Reply)

It could have been possible for you to have BEEN in Gonz's flat there though eh?
eh?
EH?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:59, Reply)

No

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Oh, OK then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:01, Reply)

I'd really like to do a siance thing with a proper spirit-talker type person, but only after I've moved.
I'm not doing it while living here.

There was something while TGB was living here that I thought she was moving really heavy furniture late at night, but last month I heard the same thing, it was like someone was moving around really heavy wooden furniture that was scraping against the wall.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

I don't know if you've seen it yet
but I suggest you don't watch Paranormal Activity.

Because it's crap.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Just the advert for the third one when the kids play bloody marry in the bathroom and then run out when nothing happens....
... and they switch off the light and you can see the women for a brief second, is enough for me to not watch it while I'm still in this flat.

I do want to see them when I move though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Maybe they got better
but the first one really wasn't scary. Just a bit boring.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I just went and found that trailer
that's really clever.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I like those documentary ones, they scare me the most, it's amazing how a little flashing red dot with the words 'rec' can add so much realisim.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:23, Reply)

There's probably a perfectly rational explanation.
Aliens.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Pickfords aliens

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:03, Reply)

A polTgeist?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Aliens. Cheeky bastard ones by the sound of it.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I NO RITE
They could have made Gonz a brew
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Shocking. They come all this way just to terrorise poor Gonz.
Will their antisemitism know no bounds?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

IT'S A T-WRAP!
/gets coat
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Haha!
I like this a lot
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:08, Reply)

*allah ackbars*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:13, Reply)

I went to a friends to watch a film,
went down to london for dinner
went to the pub to play pool.

In between I was playing Skyrim, or "rimming" as I'm sure people will call it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Was your meal a date?
And no, before any autistics say anything - I do not mean did you eat a dried fruit for your food.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Nah, just seeing an old friend who's moved down to london.
She just happens to be a girl.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Did you eat dried fruit for your food?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:59, Reply)

We had one of those Old El Paso packs, enchiladas,
I know it's hideously common, but I fucking love them.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Oh man
I want Mexican food now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:02, Reply)

I really like them too actualy.
In fact, thats tonight's dinner sorted, assuming I get home with enough energy to do anything more than toast.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:03, Reply)

I woo-ed Mrs Cow with a Mexican feast
trufax
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Wow.
Your mexican food must be amazing if she forgave you having a face like that.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I NO!
My guacamole is THAT GOOD
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I have to buy either a new PC or a PS£/XBox360 to be able to play Skyrim.
I can't afford either.

Is it good?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Not sure, run the system test in Steam and look at the specs
Apparently it's not too bad if you can play oblivion at all you should be able to play it but it'll have long load times.

It's really good so far, tough though.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Oooo, I might try this when I'm at home later
Oblivion runs absolutely fine, but I think my graphics card is below the minimum spec required.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Ah that could be a problem, it might not even bother trying if your gfx card isn't supported.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Get a PS3, second hand, on the cheap, and we can play Portal 2 co-op together as I still haven't played the co-op yet.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:29, Reply)

I got an unusual amount of exercise at the weekend
from a day spent walking about and my legs have been completely seized up for two solid days.

I think this might mean I'm a little out of shape.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:58, Reply)

I've been clearing out stuff from our top floor to go to the tip
I had to chuck my first CD player I bought with my first wage. Sadfaces.

Trouble is it was all on the top floor and I was up and down the stairs about 50 times. My legs fucking knack now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

It's nothing to do with being out of shape
it's the fact that you're both getting old...
(berk, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:05, Reply)

HAHA
this is funny because you're young and sprightly and they're not.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I'm aware that it's all downhill to 30
but since I'm not there yet I may as well be smug about the few remaining years of my relative youth and my non-aching legs.
(berk, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Silence child!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:10, Reply)

That's what we get for sitting in front of monitors all day.

( Kroney, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:05, Reply)

This may indeed be true!
Old amp, old knackered guitar amp, 35 year old Wharfedale speakers, old DVD players, the lot went out.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Were they good speakers when new?
There's a decent market for second hand, older speakers. It's where I generally get mine from.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Nah, they'd had their day
Bit knackered. Like me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Morning all
A fun-packed weekend was had, with the highlights being: Saturday night watched three guitarists perform, each of which were better than me, the most humbling of which was the one who was only 17. Bastard.
Sunday night involved having my parents round for a massive feast of Indian food. Unfortunately this has left me in the awkward position this morning of being maybe one ill-advised parp away from papping my pants.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:16, Reply)

SHART!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Daaaamn right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Who is the man, who dares not squeak one out?
Blue!
SHART!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Can you dig it?


Etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Is this a Mock Turtle reference?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:20, Reply)

It's not funny, because it is true
I was very aware of every pothole I drove over on the way in to work.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Go on take the risk - have a fart at your desk. I am sure you'll be fine...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:20, Reply)

You should have worn an adult nappy.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Yes, it would then be perfectly acceptable for me to shit myself

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Exactly.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:35, Reply)

my birthday weekend was great
but my dad was taken to a & e with severe chest pains this morning. don't think it can possibly be his heart, as his bupa check-up last month said that he had the heart of a 30 year old, which isn't bad for someone who is 68. but they are looking for blood clots or stuff on his lungs.

argh. i am a sad and distracted swipe this morning...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:51, Reply)

This is not good
My Dad has been ill too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:52, Reply)

urgh, hopefully it's just that time of year for both of them
what's wrong with yours?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Gastroenteritis

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Hope it turns out OK.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:54, Reply)

thank you!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:54, Reply)

If he's been checked over recently
then it is unlikely to be his heart, and anything else desperately serious they would probably have picked up then, too.
Best of luck - I am sure he will be fine though.
(berk, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:56, Reply)

thank you too!
it sounds like pleurisy or something to me, as he had a chest infection about a month ago that he just hasn't shifted. i just hope it's nothing more serious. i reeeeally don't want to be an orphan!!!!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Ah, well that sounds much more likely, in that case
try not to worry too much, eh? He's in the best place for him :)
(berk, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:02, Reply)