Pal of mine found an ounce of cocaine (worth about £1200 if you're interested)
that he had 'hidden' whilst out of his mind. He found it six months later when selling records at a car boot sale and very nearly gave the drugs away free inside a copy of....

'Cocaine in my Brain' by Dillinger.

My brother found half an oz of skunk on Brighton beach once. Someone else I know found a matchbox full of Es behind a toilet at a rave, whilst he was kneeling at it spewing up.

MASSIVE DRUGzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sorry
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:50, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

He found the coke in that copper's hand.
9 years later........
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:52, Reply)

9 years and 850 savage bummings later....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Oh man
You reminded me. In the local dodgy pub aged about 19. Dealer dropped his entire stash of resin. We saw it and hid it in someone's hood. He came back in about 5 mins later, looking like murder but we got away with it and had a very happy smoky summer for FREE!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:53, Reply)

When my father drove me back to the venue one morning after my band had played
the cleaner had very kindly left about a quarter which they must have found, on top of one of our amps. Luckily I and not my dear papa (the drugs advisor for Winchester College, irony fans) saw it first...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Excellent!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:56, Reply)

*air guitars*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Tchyah!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Did he advise you to do MASSIVE DRUGS all the time?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Just which ones to take and which to avoid

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Yes

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Similarly
At a rave in the summer of 2002, I went to the small burger van selling bottled water and asked if they had some sweets I could buy, as I was chewing my face off. Cue hushed conversations, then the woman replied that "Jez" would be back in 10 minutes and still had a few Mitzi's. When I stifled my laughter long enough to say that I actually just wanted some Refreshers or something, I was presented with a tub of various assorted sweets and, after a bit of sifting, three oddly-coloured but unmistakeable pills.

I didn't take them, that would've been fucking STUPID
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)

...officer

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Honestly, I'm still proud that I turned down free drugs in that state
Never taken anything unless I trusted the source and "in a burger van at a rave" struck me as distinctly Berlusconi
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)

burga burga parties FTW

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:07, Reply)