Thank god for amazon eh?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:49, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

ha, like she knows what the internet is!
she's 70 and has never really left her village in yorkshire.

they will all come from todmorden market.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Bet she does. One window on ebay the other with some girl on girl action.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:51, Reply)

this may be the rankest image i have ever had in my head
and i've seen the odd naked b3tan in my time.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Who is the odd B3tan?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:53, Reply)

good point, there are many of them

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:53, Reply)

It's on the internets so clearly lies.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:55, Reply)

no no no
i meant there are many odd b3tans!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:56, Reply)

New thread time!!!
Who's the oddest fucker you've had the misfortune of sharing the same room at a lolb4sh?!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:56, Reply)

I can't really contribute as I don't b4sh soz

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:56, Reply)

and therefore this is not your finest work, my sweet
still, i would have to say that i have only been to one bash, and have therefore only shared a room with rakky.

who is amazing, but luckily for both of us, most definitely NOT my type. or vice versa.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Dunno to the board then, there's always a load of sad creepy dungeons and dragons types in those b4sh photos
Is it any wonder I never go
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:05, Reply)

i have been called many things in my time
some good, some bad.

but never anything as depressing as "creepy".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:11, Reply)

We're all creepy on the internet

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:14, Reply)

I AM NOT CREEPY

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Enjoy your dreams tonight. Old auntie swipey sat in her chair, flicking the bean while buying you a pink fridge magnet.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:53, Reply)

while buying you a
+ with your
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:55, Reply)

with a picture of a giant sea clam on it
"it reminded me of you dear"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:55, Reply)

"Can't think why, this just sort of popped into my head"

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:57, Reply)

i will be looking like "the scream" for days
:0
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:56, Reply)

oooh OOOoooOOh ooooOOOOoooOOOOOooHH WERTHERS ORIGINALS!!!!!
Now, time to find that nice of mine some pink magnets.
Ugh, why is this mouse always flaking? I'll get her to have a look next time she's round.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:59, Reply)

nothing like a nice bit of GILF porn, eh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Dunno swipey, best ask your aunt about that.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:10, Reply)

what, through a mouthful of wispy minge?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:11, Reply)

slurp slurp LLLLLLlallLLLLLlallalalalllLLLLl
Is this working for you auntie swipe?
Oh and, thanks for the pink notebook. It was ace!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:13, Reply)

you have actually made me feel sick
after 8 years on here, that's good going.

you sick twisted man.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:16, Reply)

\o/

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:17, Reply)