ha, i have just found the best stupid birthday present/stocking-filler when browsing for the boy
PERSONALISED M&M's. who wouldn't love m&m's with stupid messages on them?!?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:10, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

A diabetic?

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:11, Reply)

they're not to eat
they are to look at and marvel at my witty thoughtfulness.

or something.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:11, Reply)

You can buy sherbet based sweets with stupid messages on them.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:13, Reply)

That's the thing though.
What do you get the guy who has everything?
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Well, for Christmas last year I got served with a CRASBO for my dealings with La Bruce.
My legal team were shit- all they managed to do was get it described as harassment rather than stalking.

Fucking Legal Aid.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:14, Reply)

ha ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Messages like what?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Anal or it's over.

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:15, Reply)

On a M&M? How the FUCK would he read that?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:16, Reply)

With his birthday microscope.

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Magnifying glass.
No home is complete without one.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Christ, we said go for a homeboy not Holmes dear boy.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:19, Reply)

believe me
if i were actually offering, he'd manage.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:29, Reply)

You'd ask him to do the fudge tunnel with some chocolate? Classy.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:30, Reply)

i'm a classy lady
they'd have to be brown and pink m&m's i guess.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:31, Reply)

Would your aunt buy the pink ones?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:34, Reply)

oh good god man
back to the grey lezzer auntie porn!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:35, Reply)

What? I only asked a simple question.
You got some issues about your aunt, that's no way to talk about her either. Have some respect, she's in her 70's.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:37, Reply)

i didn't have any issues until today
i suspect i might have now
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:51, Reply)

\o/

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:03, Reply)

whatever you want, clearly!
and you get to choose your colours.

this is a GOOD THING.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:28, Reply)

Still seems a bit pointless and how the fuck would you read them?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:29, Reply)

i am a bit worried about your eyesight
too much self-abuse?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:31, Reply)

He won't answer.
He'll be busy shaving his palms.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:31, Reply)

i've warned you before about judging everyone by your own standards

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:32, Reply)

Who said that?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:32, Reply)

+ but missing and doing his shoulders
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:33, Reply)

get them to write a sentence on an M&M, see how much you can read.
What are you, superwoman?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:31, Reply)

sssssh
don't blow my cover
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:34, Reply)

WOW
Those personalised M&M's sound AMAZING. Just what every 'boy' desires.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:42, Reply)

why don't you nick some for your son?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:50, Reply)

Swipe.
Are you sure they are personalised, and you've not just thought, 'Wow! They make them with W and W instead!'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:20, Reply)

That's nothing, I once got a tin of alphabetti spaghetti.
My first mouthful spelled out 'dozer, you must realise that socialism is a doomed construct and the pursuit of wealth is morally correct' and the next one spelled out 'no, I think if you listen again you will realise that Public Enemy were utter shit'.

Something I ate disagreed with me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:34, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1246615
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:37, Reply)