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I have a ghost in my house.
Does anyone else have a ghost in their home? Ever seen any ghosts or have any spooky stories to share?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:24, 239 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Nah, I think Gonz does though.
His house is well haunted.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:27, Reply)
Is it?
How so?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:28, Reply)
A ghost wrapped up a teabag in a dish towel for him.
Probably trying to tell him to put the kettle on.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:29, Reply)
Turned out that was Rosie when she came over on fireworks, it's stuff for mulled wine.
But I'm still convinced that if someone told me the place was proper-haunted, that I wouldn't be suprised.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)
Rosie, haunting people's fucking houses!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:40, Reply)
I did say there'd be a rational explanation.
Aliens too, if I remember correctly. Wasn't that far off.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:41, Reply)
yes. because im a martian.
youre dead smart.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)
thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:44, Reply)
cock

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:09, Reply)
hen

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:11, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NVl2byln_c
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:28, Reply)
No, srsly.
I have seen it. And sometimes when I'm upstairs playing records it comes in to the room and stands behind me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:29, Reply)
Sure it's not a parrot?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:28, Reply)
100% sure.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:30, Reply)
*frowns*

(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:31, Reply)
Just sayin

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:32, Reply)
*spits a seed at you*

(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:33, Reply)
I've had a hamster pull shit out of its arse with its teeth and spit it out while looking me in the eye.
So you just pack that in.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:35, Reply)
*whistles 99 problems*

(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:37, Reply)
You wait til Frank gets in.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:41, Reply)
*kicks up dust and shit from the bottom of the cage at you.*
*looks disinterested.*
(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)
bollocks parrot is probably my favourite poster of the year.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)
Parrot or Quentin

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:45, Reply)
Or Gary as Quentin is now known.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:46, Reply)
I missed that. Why is he called Gary now?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:49, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1430542
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:54, Reply)
Smashing, ta.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:58, Reply)
Mine is the poster who changed their username to "Cheers" when that Legless crap happened a couple of weeks ago.
Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:46, Reply)
How are you Battered.
Any joy with the headhunters?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:47, Reply)
I am ok thanks Jeff.
Wife is back from Edinburgh. Baby seems happy & healthy (and sleeping through the night which makes a massive difference).

HH conversations are going fine. Getting a good reaction to my CV. Challenge is that the sort of jobs I am being considered for are quite rare and the interview process can take months. I think it will be Easter before I land something I am happy with.

How are things with you Sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:51, Reply)
Not bad thanks.
I'm pitching for a new contract (with a different company) over the next couple of weeks as it looks like to stay where I am, they'll insist on cutting my rate.

Are you looking for another directorship?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:56, Reply)
Preferably. Either functional lead (marketing) or an CEO role.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:58, Reply)
If you go for the CEO option
Would you want to go with a PLC or a company that still have private equity?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:02, Reply)
PE would be better - long term incentives and all that. PLC means a lot more fiscal management, short term goal leadership to keep building EBITDA & corporate PR

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:05, Reply)
But there is more chance of a golden handshake from a PLC when you fail to increase earnings before tax!
Taking a company from PE to flotation would be something interesting to have on the C.V.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:06, Reply)
Get you and your big business sweet talk.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:08, Reply)
Ssh.
The men are talking. Now go and make us both a drink.

*Slaps Blousie on the arse as she goes to the kitchen*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:09, Reply)
* pats on head *
Here's £50 - go and treat yourself to something nice.

We'll let you know when we've finished A VERY HIGH POWERED BUSINESS DISCUSSION THAT COULD IMPACT THE FTSE 100
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:12, Reply)
^ Yeah Blousie!
Take the money and get yourself something pretty!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:13, Reply)
Whatever!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:14, Reply)
How are you anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:14, Reply)
Meh!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:16, Reply)
What's wrong hon?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:17, Reply)
I think you mean parachute?
I have been involved in one flotation years ago - on to AIM. Would like to do another.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:10, Reply)
Got any plans to keep busy between now and finding a suitable role?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:12, Reply)
I would like to do some more voluntary work - haven't done any since I stood down as a charity trustee back in May

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:13, Reply)
voluntary work?
Pfft. I wouldn't do it if you paid me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:15, Reply)
Behave or don't, you little fucker. I don't care now.
*pulls a pint*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:44, Reply)
*pulls cuttlebone fragment out of arse and spits it into your pint*
*whistles food glorious food*

lolsquawk!
(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:46, Reply)
It wasn't my pint.
You just lost us the deal with Mr Utagawa
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:48, Reply)
*shine on and shine off*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:07, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:35, Reply)
Hold on a fucking second.
Clearly there is a story behind this. Spills the beans.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:36, Reply)
I have an evil spirit in my house.
It's some bottle of cheap gin I got in Kos years ago
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:41, Reply)
Only one way to exorcise that...

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)
Take it for a jog.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:44, Reply)
urgh
i did a massive case report on liabilities under a lease earlier today.

secretary put "exorcise" instead of "exercise" the whole way through.

yes, this has been the highlight of my evening...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:19, Reply)
* looks for Swipes life. Cannot find it *

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:28, Reply)
see below
now i have personalised m&m's...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:11, Reply)
I'm confused.
Has someone deleted a thread?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:12, Reply)
I don't think rosalicious liked our chat.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:14, Reply)
She needs to lighten up.
Humour comes in many forms. One of which is flirting.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:15, Reply)
its just fucking grim
i cant laugh at it. ive seen bash photos
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:17, Reply)
See my post below.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:18, Reply)
yeh i saw it love

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:18, Reply)
I'm not your love.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:21, Reply)
thank fuck

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:21, Reply)
Then why taunt me?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:22, Reply)
it was creepy podka-esque guff what made me do a proper :(((( face
whats with this letchy persona you have going on over here anyhow?
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:16, Reply)
It's just a bit of fun.
No-one is serious.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:17, Reply)
gross

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:18, Reply)
As Janet would say..........whatever.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:21, Reply)
Just having a laugh after the sausage fest that is /talk.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:18, Reply)
haha christ

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:18, Reply)
have i missed gossip?
gutted. stuck at work and GUTTED.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:17, Reply)
i don't think the bollocks parrot is a real parrot
its vocabulary is just that bit too broad.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:18, Reply)
I think bollocks parrot is well mint.
Don't diss the bollocky bird.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:20, Reply)
Yeah cause if it managed to access a computer, create an account and type squawk
that would be cool.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:21, Reply)
nothing about the internet is "cool"

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:54, Reply)
It's certainly a chirpy individual.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:23, Reply)
That would be a budgie.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:23, Reply)
meh
It's certainly beak-ause it's a bird.

Or something.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:26, Reply)
Two parrots sitting on a perch.....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Can you smell fish?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Can you smell onions?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Two fish in a tank.
How the fuck do you drive these things?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Can you smell onions?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Two nuns in the bath...

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:29, Reply)
I've never come this way before.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Wears the soap.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Yes it does, doesn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Nope
Some times being a rational atheist really sucks, I'd love a ghost.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:29, Reply)
I am a rational atheist.
I believe that ghosts/ hauntings are unknown science. There are three/four different types of 'ghosts' and each type has distinct environmental requirements, therefore it is likely they are explainable with regard to those requirements and are therefore describable, and replicable by science.

Like 'recording' hauntings- stone buildings, usually granite. It's high ly likely that the recording is along the same lines as magnetic tape recordings.

Or something. You catch my drift.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:32, Reply)
That sounds like bollocks to be honest.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:33, Reply)
You think?
How so? I don't believe that ghosts are the spirits of the dead, once you're dead you're dead. And there are different types of ghosts/ hauntings, which logically can be extended to environmental causes, mental illness, etc. Just because something is unexplained doesn't mean it won't/ can't be explained.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:36, Reply)
So it's not a ghost then.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:42, Reply)
It's what we call the phenomenon.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:55, Reply)
It's what you call the penomenon.
Which makes is confusionig as your using the same name as people use to describe there dead granny.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:58, Reply)
I am not responsible for the nomenclature.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:02, Reply)
except you think there are rational and mundane explanations. not really all that phenomenal.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:01, Reply)
I didn't say anything was phenomenal.
Phenomenon means 'An occurrence, circumstance, or fact that is perceptible by the senses'.

That is the sense I was using.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:03, Reply)
Lots of things are. Like UV light.
don't see what the fuss is here at all.

Ain't no ghosts, or any weird shit surrounding it. Tea in a stormcup.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:07, Reply)
whatever you do
Don't ask Dozer about music.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:39, Reply)
Ha!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:41, Reply)
MARY LOVES DICK!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:34, Reply)
YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL KARRAS!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:36, Reply)
*Spins head, throws up on a priest*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Hmmm, I thing 'believing' things with out proof
Disbars you from being rational old son, but each to their own.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:38, Reply)
Of course it doesn't.
Theoretical physics postulated black holes way before any were identified, and nobody accused Hawking et al of being credulous nincompoops.

It's not blind belief either- I fully expect these things to be categorically explained in the future. And like I say, I do not believe they are dead people, just that these things haven't been explained by science.

Fucking magnets, how do they work?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:40, Reply)
That's called having a theory
And I suspect hawking et al had some evidence to go on and a back ground of research. The thing a bout theories is also that they can be proved of disproved. Beliefs tend to be imune to evidence. This is why god botherers have belifs and not theories.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:45, Reply)
I know about the difference between theories, hypotheses and balls-out loony faith.
I am of the view that just as the Elizabethans didn't understand hygiene and electricity, eventually ghosts and things will be explained by science. That is fundamentally not the same as a religious type believing in God/angels/creation etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:54, Reply)
Ghosts are all about the mind and not about science.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:00, Reply)
I read on the wall of the pub toilets that ghosts give you the willies.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:01, Reply)
NEED MORE WILLIES!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:04, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:06, Reply)
fair enough
But when you say "I believe in ghosts" the majority of people will not understand this as "I thing the penomena we call gohosts will one day be explained by science." I think most will read it as "I am a credulous knob", hense the reaction.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:01, Reply)
I am absolutely not credulous.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:04, Reply)

ulous ible
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:07, Reply)
You're saying I'm incredible?
You are so, like, rilly rilly sweet.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:08, Reply)
I love you doze.
It's not often I get to feel superior these days
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:11, Reply)
In what way do you feel superior to me?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:12, Reply)
I suspect it's his choice in wimmin.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:14, Reply)
I see.
I have impeccable taste in women.

*winks at blouserino*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:15, Reply)
Winking get's you Jack shit.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:18, Reply)
Or a Kroney special as it's also known!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:18, Reply)
I'd forgotten just how gorgeous June Sarpong is.
I used to have a right thing for her back in my early twenties.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Oh God!
Here we go again.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:35, Reply)
She has a perfect face.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:37, Reply)
No she doesn't.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:39, Reply)
Yes she does.
Look at the bone structure.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:41, Reply)
small eyes, big mouth and a bit of a cheekbone.
meh!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:44, Reply)
this
shes proper rough. and that voice :(
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:44, Reply)
*looses all respect for Dozer's taste in women*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Did you ever have any respect for my ladytaste?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:42, Reply)
well that news reader you stalk is OK
Even if she's a bit skrawny like.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:47, Reply)
I have never 'stalked' Fiona Bruce.
The judgement of the Court specified that there was no 'stalking'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:52, Reply)
well on that basis
Could you please not 'form a suicide pact' with June Sarpong
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:03, Reply)
I can do what I want with June Sarpong.
Her legal team are nowhere near as powerful as Fiona's.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:05, Reply)
WHAT?
She looks like a half run-over toad.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:38, Reply)
But yeah, you know, horses for courses.
Good for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:38, Reply)
No.
Horses generally have better teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:43, Reply)
That gap toothed vacuous cunt is about as attractive as my hairy ringpiece when I haven't showered for a week.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:48, Reply)
That really is a horrible image.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Well said Dave.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Good lad.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:51, Reply)
i log back on for a tiny bit of a break from my drafting
to see THAT?

thanks dude. really. thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:52, Reply)
You saw Battered's fetid ringer?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:56, Reply)
no, your ranting about fiona bruce...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:10, Reply)
There was no Bruceranting going on Swipola.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:11, Reply)
I heard if you stick 50p in the gap between her teeth she vends a can of coke.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:53, Reply)
hahahaha
I heard that if you stick a can of coke in the gap between her teeth she vends 50p.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:55, Reply)

news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40726000/jpg/_40726034_pg_june_getty.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:11, Reply)
I can smell the ghost of yesterday's dinner if that counts.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Cabbage?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:39, Reply)
ha, i have just found the best stupid birthday present/stocking-filler when browsing for the boy
PERSONALISED M&M's. who wouldn't love m&m's with stupid messages on them?!?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:10, Reply)
A diabetic?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:11, Reply)
they're not to eat
they are to look at and marvel at my witty thoughtfulness.

or something.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:11, Reply)
You can buy sherbet based sweets with stupid messages on them.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:13, Reply)
That's the thing though.
What do you get the guy who has everything?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:13, Reply)
Well, for Christmas last year I got served with a CRASBO for my dealings with La Bruce.
My legal team were shit- all they managed to do was get it described as harassment rather than stalking.

Fucking Legal Aid.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:14, Reply)
ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:12, Reply)
Messages like what?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:13, Reply)
Anal or it's over.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:15, Reply)
On a M&M? How the FUCK would he read that?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:16, Reply)
With his birthday microscope.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:17, Reply)
Magnifying glass.
No home is complete without one.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:17, Reply)
Christ, we said go for a homeboy not Holmes dear boy.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:19, Reply)
believe me
if i were actually offering, he'd manage.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:29, Reply)
You'd ask him to do the fudge tunnel with some chocolate? Classy.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:30, Reply)
i'm a classy lady
they'd have to be brown and pink m&m's i guess.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:31, Reply)
Would your aunt buy the pink ones?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:34, Reply)
oh good god man
back to the grey lezzer auntie porn!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:35, Reply)
What? I only asked a simple question.
You got some issues about your aunt, that's no way to talk about her either. Have some respect, she's in her 70's.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:37, Reply)
i didn't have any issues until today
i suspect i might have now
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:51, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:03, Reply)
whatever you want, clearly!
and you get to choose your colours.

this is a GOOD THING.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:28, Reply)
Still seems a bit pointless and how the fuck would you read them?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:29, Reply)
i am a bit worried about your eyesight
too much self-abuse?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:31, Reply)
He won't answer.
He'll be busy shaving his palms.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:31, Reply)
i've warned you before about judging everyone by your own standards

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:32, Reply)
Who said that?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:32, Reply)

+ but missing and doing his shoulders
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:33, Reply)
get them to write a sentence on an M&M, see how much you can read.
What are you, superwoman?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:31, Reply)
sssssh
don't blow my cover
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:34, Reply)
WOW
Those personalised M&M's sound AMAZING. Just what every 'boy' desires.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:42, Reply)
why don't you nick some for your son?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:50, Reply)
Swipe.
Are you sure they are personalised, and you've not just thought, 'Wow! They make them with W and W instead!'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:20, Reply)
That's nothing, I once got a tin of alphabetti spaghetti.
My first mouthful spelled out 'dozer, you must realise that socialism is a doomed construct and the pursuit of wealth is morally correct' and the next one spelled out 'no, I think if you listen again you will realise that Public Enemy were utter shit'.

Something I ate disagreed with me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:34, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1246615
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:37, Reply)
who's still up?
I'm on my way home and waiting for a train, what's your excuse?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:45, Reply)
I don't go to bed for fucking AGES.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:46, Reply)
Insomnia?
Or just odd hours?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:52, Reply)
Dunno, just seem to be up a lot these days.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:03, Reply)
me!
just got in
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:50, Reply)
waht up Caves?
Your boyfriends around, but if you could manage to keep your knickers on I'd apprecate it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:53, Reply)
people should talk down here
coz I can't be arsed to read the rest of the thread
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:52, Reply)
we/I are/am.
I think everyone else went to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:54, Reply)
I should really go to bed, as I'm at a trade show in Coventry tomorrow morning.
Then again, if I go to bed now I'll have a few hours' sleep and wake up full of beans at 4am, then I'll try and have a pre-wakeup doze and eventually get up completely wrecked and exhausted at 6.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:56, Reply)
you need cocoa

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:58, Reply)
What trade is it?
I wish I was in bed, just need to get home first, then maybe a quick spliff, then bed.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:59, Reply)
This.
www.scsformulate.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:59, Reply)
*is none the wiser*
Cheers though.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:03, Reply)
It's an event for manufacturers and suppliers in the cosmetics/toiletries industry.
Basically, we meet representatives of various companies and ask them "hey, what ya got?!" then they say "we got some cool shit man! ya dig?!" then we say "sweeeet!", take away a few brochures and put a report together when we get home.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:09, Reply)
That doesn't sound like it would take long.
Do you all bunk off, hoping the trade show head doesn't notice then go to the shows and play the puggies.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:11, Reply)
There's quite a few suppliers to get round, but we've usually got what we need by the early afternoon.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:20, Reply)
Then, off down the pub!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:20, Reply)
Not a good plan when you've still got to drive back to Bradford.
Besides there's a bar there, you can have a quick one at lunchtime.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:22, Reply)
Fair enough.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:25, Reply)
sounds like the usual kinda thing, any good freebies?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:22, Reply)
screw this
I am cursed - just tried to swat flies and knocked a bit of paint work off. I have a house inspection wednesday morning :(

Off to bed, night all
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:23, Reply)
Night Caves.
if it's white toothpaste can work wonders.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:24, Reply)
I think I have a tester pot for a similar colour somewhere

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:25, Reply)
Cool
I await "where did I put the paint?" posts tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:28, Reply)
I've missed the dramaz!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:56, Reply)

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