Biblically, in fact
I could recommend you a RUDDY GOOD TIME with a mate of mine but you'll probably have to do his girlfriend too
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:33, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Is she hot?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:45, Reply)

There's a picture of her down the bottom of my profile

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:45, Reply)

ok, so if CQ takes her
I'll do him. Seems fair, right?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Yep
You'd better like anal
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:48, Reply)

She's Welsh
They barely know another way.

They onmly have kids when he 'slips'
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:49, Reply)

beggars can't be choosers

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:49, Reply)

My kind of woman

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:51, Reply)

that's what I heard
you are the terror of the Norwich homeless community
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:52, Reply)

They call me The Trampbummer

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:54, Reply)

spends his evenings
'sharing his spaghetti' with the poor
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:55, Reply)

You should see my soup kitchen

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Ohh! I like the way you think.
Deal.

Don't like the look of yours much.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Hmmmm.
I'm now asking myself If I'd do her boyfriend to get to her, unlikely but not impossible, she looks rather dirty.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:47, Reply)

I'm not at liberty to comment
I am and she is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Amazing how some people just emanate it, isn't it?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Well she's my best friend
It was always on the cards
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Well send her my number, there's a love.
Tell her I'll 'put her up' if she's ever in London.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Yeah, she'll love that
"Hope you don't mind honey, I've been sharing your picture and sexual proclivities with internet randoms and now one of them wants to plow you five ways from Sunday"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:55, Reply)

do you run an advertising service?
how much do you charge?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Sliding scale based on bra size

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Well I wouldn't object, in her shoes.
If the internet random in question was as dashing as me. Tell her I'm hung like a fully grown mountain gorrilla.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:56, Reply)

...with a top lip to match
Her boyfriend has no body hair whatsoever, so I think you'll come as quite the shock
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:00, Reply)

shock pleasant surprise
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:01, Reply)

I'm actually growing my moustache out at bit ATM
Planning to let it go til Christmas and see how long it gets.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:02, Reply)

This should be interesting

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:13, Reply)

interesting tickly
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:14, Reply)