I would rather be talanted _and_ live long, like Cliff Richard.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:42, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Cliff Richard's first single 'Move It' is a stone cold classic of British rock'n'roll

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:42, Reply)

I got the origional LP of "He's got the whole world".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:44, Reply)

And then everything else was shit. Right?
I won't have a bad word said against The Shads.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Most 'classic' British guitarists from Jeff Beck to David Gilmour
acknowledge Hank Marvin as a major childhood influence.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:46, Reply)

He has a "new" album out
a notebook of lyrics were found, which modern artists have added melodies to and recorded. No idea if it's any good though.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:51, Reply)

My guess is that it is shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Cliff Richard is a colossal cunt
For a born-again god-botherer he doesn't seem to mind sooking on the corporate teet with his new album that comes out just before Christmas every fucking year.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:46, Reply)

he is also a godless sodomist

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:46, Reply)

hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:47, Reply)

That as well
No one was convinced by the whole Sue Barker carry on.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:48, Reply)

I'd do 3 years for Sue Barker.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:48, Reply)

yea quee
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Young Cliff Richard was fit.

( wanderlust, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:48, Reply)

So was a young Monty Boyce.
Hahahahahahahaha!

How is Ross Snr's rectum coming along?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:49, Reply)

I couldn't watch it anymore.
I am now watching fat families.
( wanderlust, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:51, Reply)

And let's face it.
No one wants to look in their colons. Except perhaps Gillian McKeith.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:54, Reply)

fat people also make me sick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Watching them stuff their fat fucking faces makes me puke.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:58, Reply)

I like to remind myself I never want to be a proper fatty again
by watching other people shove cake into their gobs.
( wanderlust, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:07, Reply)

that's because we've been
feeding you poison in your salad
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Is it his badboy image, that image that says "Even though your father asked me to bring you home by 10, it's 10:15 and we're only just making our way home now".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:51, Reply)

+ 'because the bloke I was noshing off in the gents took AGES'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:53, Reply)