prude
I had sex this morning
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:40, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

POIDH

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Silly TGB
Poo is not sex (unless Kroney was there)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Do I even want to ask?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Best not to, to be honest

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:52, Reply)

I really like the way that this makes me look good.

( Kroney, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:54, Reply)

I'll let you explain
as I can't remember
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)

I'm scared

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:58, Reply)

You know how sometimes things are a massive triampth if a bloke does it but if a women does, it's no big deal...
... well, this is one of those times.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Ha-ha
What time are we meeting tomorrow, you pest?
( thealternativefact, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:04, Reply)

7:30ish ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Fine.
I will warn you now though: the people in my office are germ-filled, hacking messes and I fear the bug they have is seeping in past my defences. If it happens, I will postpone tomorrow rather than give you this grimness.
( thealternativefact, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:34, Reply)

That's cool, I've already had a cold so I can't get another one.
It would be the _perfect_ time to have an affair.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Snot and kebabs - how romantic!

( thealternativefact, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Someone should make triangular amps
oh my god they totally have!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:05, Reply)