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Purple is the tastiest colour.I reckon I could live on a diet of Ribena, Fruit Clubs and picked onion Monster Munch.
What do you think is the tastiest colour?
Alt: If Gonz and Berk were mated, not only would Gonz be ecstatic but they would produce a super awesome chef-baby. If you were an evil eugenics overlord which B3tans would you breed and what powers would their offspring have?
AltAlt: if you could sterilise just one person for the good of humanity, who would it be? Please nominate one B3tan and one IRL person.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:23,
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You've taken this Communism thing too far nowway beyond its logical conclusions
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:25,
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Not a clue what you're on about.I'd breed you with Cavey to make a Folky-LARPING-SuperHippy. They would write filk songs I suspect.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:30,
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I ain't never done no LARPin' MisterWhat are filk songs?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:31,
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And Cavey does not play folk musichence the cross-breeding.
Google is your friend: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filk_music
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:33,
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I have never heard of thisbut I think I may have partaken in camp fire songs of this type
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:35,
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And now you see the wisdom in my idea.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:39,
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^ This ^Is there really no level to which you nerds will not stoop?
I will tolerate the music of John Williams. Nothing more.
Nerds.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:37,
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If you'd ever read Kirk/Spock Slash fiction you wouldn't need to ask this question.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:41,
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Curry is a colour, isn't it?I'll go for that.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:27,
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Dunno! what colour are chips?Alt: Me and Monty. Monty's good looks and brains and my?........hang on, I haven't thought this through yet.
Alt alt: Me and any random chav.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:28,
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I'd breed you with B3th, Cavy & AmberlTo produce a being that, while it would probably have crippling self esteem issues, would have breasts so stupendous that men would be drawn to it by force of gravity alone.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:32,
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Speaking of whichHas anyone seem Ambers lately?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:32,
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Breasts that draw men to them?Or "breasts" as they are known.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:33,
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or 6 breasts like a cat(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:34,
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A woman made of breasts!/Jeff*
*not that jeff
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:36,
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Would she participate in a Lesbian Spank Inferno?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:43,
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Well done that man.Very good series that I thought, seems to have sunk without a trace, which may make the box set quite cheap. *wanders off to check*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:50,
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£10 pounds for all 4 series.*Adds to xmas list*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:56,
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Jeff was an excellent, excellent characterIt's odd seeing him play normal roles...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:58,
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I know.I'm definitely getting the box set, there has not been enough jeff in my life, even though his voice is in my head when ever breasts are mentioned. Or Gusset.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBSnlADrbyY
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:08,
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Breasts for me, every time.Also, 'naked'.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:12,
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These would be.Or very nearly everything.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:35,
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Mine are about 25% of my total mass.And, as I discovered last week, have moved further up the fucking alphabet.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:35,
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You need some kind of B&Q boob-shelf(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:45,
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Mm mm...*nods as though listening, whilst staring at chest*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:39,
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There's an entire sub-genre of porn with that theme...I imagine.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:44,
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Alt: er... the fit ones, with meDon't tell my wife.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:28,
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orange or redall the best foods are these colours. Except crisps, plain crisps are boring
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:29,
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hahai read that as enlickens.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:41,
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Me tooI thought it to be some kind of foreplay
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:44,
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Ah, yes, foreplay, I've heard of thatSomething to do with sex, only applies to every fourth sexual partner, so it's not something I've concerned myself with
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Nah! not going back there.Unless K D Lang gives me a call.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:54,
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This is not as much fun as an outraged denial.*pouts*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:58,
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and makes you look like a tart(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:00,
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Anyone who's slept with more people than me is not categorised as a tartmore, a "human"
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does that make you (and me for that matter) not human?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:07,
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And me!But I think we all knew that anyway...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:08,
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You're a cyborg sent from the future to rob Weston Super Mare of bra material(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:12, Reply)
But he IS a tartThere was a memo and everything!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:02,
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This is true.Sadly I'm a tart with morals which means I've only slept with 3 times as many people as foxtrot. A sad state of affairs I'm sure you agree.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:06,
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I'm 46 and have only slept with about eight or nine people.Two of those were women and one was a merkin so they don't count.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:15,
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I dunno, about my age, you know, normal aged.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:17,
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Don't take this the wrong waybut most people, upon meeting me, think I'm younger than I am, not older
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People have stopped assuming mr b3th is my father.As he seems not to be aging at all, I can only assume I now look about fifty.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:20,
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Beard have a way of halting the ageing process.When you are young they make you look older (clean shaven I imagine I look about 15) and then you stay that age for ever.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:21,
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But on the upside, people have stopped assuming that your husband is your fatherThat must be... a GOOD thing, right?
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I hadn't actually given the matter any thoughtI just hate people being younger than me. I think I tend to be taken for younger than I am too, this may have skewed my perception of what 36 looks like.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:20,
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Dear me, do I have to do everything myself?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:13,
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Why does sleeping with Darth make me a wanker?Not that I deny the accusation.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:16,
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oopsthe cold made me misread that as spray mount (that glue in an aerosol)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:26,
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doing everything yourself, silly.Jesus, is everybody retarded today, or is my sarcasmometer broken?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:18,
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This one?
It could do with a good servicing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:20,
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Bobby will be back in Wales after xmasI'm sure if you asked him nicely....
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:27,
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Oh, that's fucking ITWhy am I not getting these memos? Why aren't you including me? b3th knows and she's been dead for a week! Why don't you want me to play with you? *self-harms*
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I think Quentin should be mated by a polar bear.I say mated, ripped apart is more likely.
Alt Alt, I would sterilise the first person I heard say 'innit' with no irony in their voice. B3tans, I would not sterilise, we need more of them in the world.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:35,
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Did I mention that sterilisation would be performed by a polar bear.I like polar bears.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:44,
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Not wanting to point out the inherent contradiction in your post......wait, yes I am. Quentin is a b3tan, albeit an unwelcome one
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Well sooooorrrrrrrryyyyI just fancied seeing someone being ripped apart by a bear. Is there something wrong with that?
You've spoilt it now.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:42,
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No, no, I'm all for this Quentin being ripped apart by a bear planIn fact it may be the best use for him thus far suggested, especially if the bear was hungry, endangered and not a fussy eater
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Let's make this happenLet's face it, if the boy can fight off or, better still, successfully copulate with a polar bear he will have earned our
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If Amberl and Monty were to have a kidit would be a truly evil genius, I feel.
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With a metabolism made of pure....something that's really hardcore.(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:41, Reply)
God, can you imagine?It'd be unkillable, the ultimate weapon.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:43,
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Yes, bound for world domination,but will probably end up selling the Big Issue outside Holborn station.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:53,
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:05,
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I'd rather not think about b3tans doing teh sex, thank you very much.The best flavour is brown, or red.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:38,
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prudeI had sex this morning
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:40,
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Silly TGBPoo is not sex (unless Kroney was there)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:42,
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I'll let you explainas I can't remember
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:56,
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You know how sometimes things are a massive triampth if a bloke does it but if a women does, it's no big deal...... well, this is one of those times.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:02,
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Ha-haWhat time are we meeting tomorrow, you pest?
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thealternativefact, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:04,
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Fine.I will warn you now though: the people in my office are germ-filled, hacking messes and I fear the bug they have is seeping in past my defences. If it happens, I will postpone tomorrow rather than give you this grimness.
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thealternativefact, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:34,
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That's cool, I've already had a cold so I can't get another one.It would be the _perfect_ time to have an affair.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:55,
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Someone should make triangular ampsoh my god they totally have!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:05,
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Alt Alt: Chompy for preference, probably no need thoughCan it be a revisionist IRL person? If so, John Lennon's Dad. To prevent The Horror Of Britpop.
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why would you sterilise someone who never gets laid, dudethey are never gonna breed.
see also tedious quentin.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:33,
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Yellow, the colour of cheeseAlt: Al and Gonz. Hopefully that way, Al will be able to make enough pies to satisfy his enormous appetite, and shop-bought pies will become correspondingly cheaper.
AltAlt: Bert, obviously.
IRL, the person who thought this was a good idea. I've just watched the video and it's giving me flashbacks to 2008.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:51,
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Yay, totally in talks about training and making iPhone, Android, iPad and WP7 applications.OH GEE OH GOSH, oh man, it's like someones' gotten my dream job and made it a billion times better.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:53,
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HI GUYS! My day is going smasihng, how are all my favourite poeple doing are you wonderful?oh man, i totally tried loggin gin but spelt my own name wrong
LOL
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Silly QuentinGin does not grow on trees
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:57,
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Silly sportersYou can't FORCE a pun thread.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:21,
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Ha! I've TRAPped you into starting oneYou think this is the ENDOR should we go on?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:22,
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I think you're trying to start a pun thread in ALDERAAN places.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:24,
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You're looking for punsin ALDERAN places.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:24,
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And JEDI keep trying to STARt WARS(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:26,
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*Puts HANS up*SOLOng then
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:28,
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This was inevitable. I mean, let's face it, it's been a while for MarkTheBrewer, after all.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:29,
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blatantly yellow/white foods are the tastiest and also the worstsee cheese, chips, pasta, bread, rice, cake, biscuits.
in terms of sweet, green ftw.
alt: kate middleton, the vacuous dullard
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:30,
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I like this.I am in favour of anything that makes Harry king.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:31,
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Green sweets?I think Kate Middleton is very attractive
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:32,
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I think you'll find no one has commented on her looks.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:33,
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well, she isbut even her looks are very bland. she'd be nothing special without the palace hairdresser and wardrobe.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:38,
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I'm not being a bitch but she IS too thin. It's just a scientific fact.She might be alright if she wasn't a bag of spokes.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:40,
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She is too thin, I'll agree there(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:41,
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I ain't chunky, but being objective, I think the future queen has the potential to be prettybut there's fuck all there of her so she has a bit of a man's facial shape.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:42,
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i disagree, i think she's very pretty and thatshe sorta looks like mrs oftiweak, but with class
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hang on a minute, does that mean pictures or something?just wait here and i'll post one on the internet for you
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Quick questionHow old are you? A range will do
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:45,
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For someone in their early 20s, your grasp of internet acronyms seems slim is all(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:51,
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ROFLi'm pretty sure all that acronym shit is AOL spk or somthing that only nerds from the 90s new, we younger peeps are all into speeling things out how they sound isntead of their correct spelling
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As another 23 year old, I can safely say you're talking out of your arse.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:54,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1432744
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:00,
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Everything is smaller than my mum(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:00,
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sorry to disappoint luv, no your gonn a be devasted but theres enough of me to go around babes(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)
I hope she's got a couple more pounds on her.Not fat or owt, just a bit more fleshy.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:44,
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If you mean tits, just say tits(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:45,
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yeh she does, dont really pay much attention to the telly so don't see much of old middlebollocks but i reckon she's safe(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:45, Reply)
No I'm not taking the piss you cracked bastard, wanna make summat of it yeah?zweeeeowm
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:53,
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can't, I've got a vitamin D deficiency and a note off me mum(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:58,
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oh waht? playa be runnin his mouth off and ent got the cajones to back it up?more sunlight and carrots is the order of the day, pip-pip
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Carrots are not a good vitamin D source(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:04,
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This is trueShe is right about the sunlight though
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:05,
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you are actually the only personwhom this place was miles better without. you're not funny or clever or sufficiently mental to be interesting. you're just pointless.
in fact. you ARE kate middleton.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:04,
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or anywhere, i only speak for me!but his misspelled tripe is seriously drivelsome. you have to fish through acres of diarrhoea to find the occasional solid nugget of shit.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:06,
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sozent i makin myself claer or summat
URGH!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:08,
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you stick to your not remotely imaginary gfin fact, why don't you go and see her right now?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:11,
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she at work, dawgbe seein her straight after tho, she crazy for all i got
hows being alone treatin you/
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if i ever got chance to be lovely and peaceful and alone i'd let you knowbut as i'm not, i can't.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:14,
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i think you're muddling the internet, fiction and real liferemember not everything you read here or in books is true.
or everything you have read aloud to you, i probably should say.
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i love this little dance we're doinmg, its like the tango or that other sexy one(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:24, Reply)
I hope none of my in-laws are dead with the dog eating their rotting corpse while milk bottles pile up outside..Just saying.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:38,
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I fear this is too little too late Roota.There will be ructions in the family so deep that they will be visible from space.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:40,
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Nowt muchWhat is happening down Oftiwank lane?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:43,
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Glad you expanded on it so eloquently(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:44,
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Not a lot.We are entering thread-death. Some someone will start a new one, let's hope it's not too crap.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:43,
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Tastiest colour is red; the colour of meatAlt: I'd mate Quentin and Sportscow, who wouldn't laugh at a cow with autism wearing trainers
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:56,
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can you do it for me? I've lost track of what i was doin and gave up(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)
I believe you and your crew were typing the works of Shakespeare(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:03,
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For someone who cannot spell this was unexpected(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:13,
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She can spellShe's in character, that's all.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:14,
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even a blind squirrel will find the occasional nut(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:15,
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We have certainly found a nut here(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:15,
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but we're still going out yeah? want me to take you to the wimpy on lavendar hill? get your own plate there and all(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:22, Reply)
"gary, shut the fuck up and do some work"(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:21,
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The tastiest colour is FUCKING HELL WHAT A GAY QUESTION.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:07,
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PS what do you mean ' If you WERE an evil eugenics overlord'?I fucking AM one, sunshine.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:08,
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If only you could secure the funding for your evil work, eh?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:09,
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Just reading The Odessa File at the momentIt has your handiwork all over it Boyce
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:13,
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or in your case why use any posts when none would do?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:12,
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Are you over the fact that he's not Bert, though?(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:15,
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theres more chemistry between me and swipe than she'll ever admit, everytime i post she floods her swivel chair like the fucken ganges(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:16, Reply)
Whether you be man or woman, I think you might be right(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:17,
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ganges is th weone full of dead people right? and it has monsoons in india? yeah, that's her when she's thinkin bout choking back a Quenterecto(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:18, Reply)
i am glad he is not who i thought he wasas i have a lot of time for my original suspicion and was disappointed by the crapness of this reincarnation.
other than that, i couldn't care less, just waiting for him to get bored and fuck off!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:19,
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your silence has got me all worked up here, i'm gonna plough my mrs extra hard tonight thinkin of you(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:23, Reply)
Make sure you give her a biscuit beforehand otherwise she'll bark again(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:24,
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i'm imaging that little dot is you showing me your sweaty cockhole(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)
I think he might actually be worse.Similar mental problems though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:27,
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So sorry, I should adopt your spartan posting approach, shouldn't I?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:18,
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'has posted 13 stories and 1323 replies on question of the week '(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:19,
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'1016 messages on the talk board'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:19,
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'a member for 2 months and 3 days'Jesus Christ. You need to see someone you OCD flid.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:20,
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Psychiatrists are cunts.They deserve each other.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:22,
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That what?You fucking flid.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:23,
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gary, shut the fuck up and do some work(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:25,
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lost track of work, thought i'd kill a mil or two on the intertubes nahamsayin?(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:26, Reply)
'every single one of them pure gold that'doesn't make any fucking sense you semi-literate dunce.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:26,
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it hurts me in my heart when poeple point out my spelling errosi'm outta here pal, gonna self harm
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Why do it yourself when there are so many willing volunteers?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:28,
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cool beans, wait here a sec and i'll post me address and we can all have a PARTEE(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)
I recommend hammering a sharpened chisel into your eyes.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:30,
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Good luck!Don't forget to never fucking come on here ever again afterwards!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:33,
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