I'm not keen on receiving presents, I've asked anyone who was gonna buy me anything to give the money to Crisis instead
unless it's Miquita Oliver, I'll accept her as a christmas present.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:56, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I used to do the same. I would also give a cheque to Crisis instead of buying presents for others.
Saves all that shopping hassle as well as doing some good.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:57, Reply)

Ah I don't mind buying presents, I'd just rather not receive them, there's people more worthy innit

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:05, Reply)

Yeah, me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:19, Reply)

Seriously?
I used to see her out and about in Shoreditch a lot. She is one of the least subtle cocaine users I have ever seen.

Isn't her mother Neneh Cherry? I'd rather turk her than Oliver any day. She'd be fucking 'hanging' in a 'buffalo stance' by the time I'd finished with her I can tell you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:17, Reply)

I used to have a thing for Neneh Cherry
She could get ME under her skin any day if you know what I mean.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:21, Reply)

Her old man was jazz musician Don Cherry
it's like the talent got diluted with every new generation in that family.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:22, Reply)

It gets worse still
His son is "musician" of no fixed ability "Eagle-Eye" Cherry.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:27, Reply)

Gonz likes him.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:28, Reply)

No fixed ability is a bit harsh, he can spot his prey from miles away

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:29, Reply)

I'd like him to 'save tonight' for a savage and ulitmately fatal kicking.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:29, Reply)

I think Miquita Oliver is the easiest 'celeb' spot in the world.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:22, Reply)

Not so.
Rick 'Rik' Waller can be seen from Jupiter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:23, Reply)

I wouldn't mind 'spotting' HER 'celeb' if you know what I mean
RIGHT up the vagina
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:31, Reply)

WITH MY COCK!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:33, Reply)

AND MY AXE!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:33, Reply)

+wound

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:52, Reply)

She's fucking hanging, what's wrong with you.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:38, Reply)