Driving to Derby I joined the A1 from the A19
It was fucking pissing down and I was late. Driving along, I went to over take a lorry in the inside lane to find there was also a lorry about 5 inches from my front bumper, hidden due to the spray. I spent the rest of the journey shaking and doing about 50mph after that

That and slipping when pissed running across the top of the pedestrian walkway of St Marys carpark in Sunderland at 3am
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:15, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I was in a frightful car crash when I was about 18.
For a year afterwards I'd catch myself bracing myself when in cars, it's a fairly major contributor to my non-driving status. Shat me right up, it did.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I hate being in a car and not driving

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:18, Reply)

I just hate being in a car
Stupid death machines.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:20, Reply)

I hate not being in a car
public transport is the absolute pits.
( Kroney, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:21, Reply)

I'm quite scared of cars.
I ripped a wheel off in a driving lesson.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I genuinely thought you meant the steering wheel for a moment there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:25, Reply)

She didn't?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:27, Reply)

No, a rubber one.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:35, Reply)

The steering?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:25, Reply)

In your own time, Sporto.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Stop, sporto time

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Passenger side front, to be precise.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:27, Reply)

I couldn't agree more.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Dearie me, Sporters, as much as I love you
you really should have known better than to do something so utterly stupid.

Why, WHY would you drive to Derby?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:49, Reply)