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I read that BGBis looking for a big chunky man for Christmas
Ahem!
*stands here being big and chunky*
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:54,
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Single would be a bonus.
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girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:55,
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Only a bonus
*wiggles eyebrows and strokes moustache*
And beard!
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:56,
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Ok! a dealbreaker.
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girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:57,
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Ah well
Can't understand why you're not fighting them off with a shitty stick!
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:58,
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Maybe it's because I don't own a shitty stick.
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girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:01,
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i am so unbelievably single it is hard to believe how single i am
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:59,
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I'm so single that if you look up single in Wiki that a picture of me appears.
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girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:01,
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doesn't look like you
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single_person
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:02,
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I've aged terribly.
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girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:04,
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i'm so single that i am really single, yeh
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:07,
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I find that hard to believe what with you being all big and clever and shit.
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girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:12,
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the main problem is that i also do boy sex, which puts off girls, especially around here,
they look down on that sort of thing
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:25,
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i'm nig and chunky though not fat,
dunno what that means in terms of what people want, but i could definitely pick any of you lot up in my big bear arms.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:56,
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*faints*
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girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:57,
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i meant big,
i hope this doesn't change things
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:58,
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Big is good.
Everyone needs a beer gut for a pillow.
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girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:02,
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i may not fit requirements then,
i'm just muscle and grit
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:04,
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Oh! I thought you might be an internet shut in.
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girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:05,
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oh right soz, no,
always a disappointment me :(
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:06,
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That's a bit racialist.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:59,
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