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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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alright OT
i hear you're all up for it, who fancies some
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:43, 186 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I fancy a bit.
What've you got?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:45, Reply)
croque madame

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:46, Reply)
Like croque monsieur but with no balls?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:48, Reply)
and sometimes has jam

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:49, Reply)
Hahaha!
Good one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:51, Reply)
with EGG

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:50, Reply)
What kind of egg?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:52, Reply)
poached!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:53, Reply)
not sure
why i am telling people
about my lunch really
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:53, Reply)
is that a poem
because if it is it's a shit poem
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:53, Reply)
i just cant
win to
day
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:54, Reply)
emo

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:54, Reply)
Depeche Mode's slightly less successful follow up single, etc...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:01, Reply)
I saw a toast sandwich on BBC Breakfast

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:54, Reply)
yeh well fuck that i woke up today and thought,
its my day off, imma have croque madame, fuck the haterzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:54, Reply)
Poached and boiled are the best eggs, so fair play to you

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:55, Reply)
i am well good at poaching,
mind you that is the bare minimum requirement for like cheffing
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:57, Reply)
i thought that was making an omlette
REALLY fast
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:59, Reply)
hah, well yeh i guess, eggs is the basics,
you know, like, the pleats around a tall chefs hat used to indicate the number of different ways a chef could cook an egg, eggs really are important, respect eggs man, respect eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:00, Reply)
I just like poached, boiled or guggy

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:01, Reply)
what's guggy?
There are very few forms of egg I don't like
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:03, Reply)
Butter some bread, chop it up
put it in a white mug with a boiled egg and some salt.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:05, Reply)
that's like boiled egg and soldiers but in a different order
and with salt
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:06, Reply)
My soldiers are toasted
So guggy egg's not similar in that way, but I see your point. You eat it with a teaspoon too.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:07, Reply)
i eat boiled eggs wth a teaspoon too
well, the white bit once the yellow is done with. I really want boiled eggs now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:12, Reply)
DO IT

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:12, Reply)
I've had my tea already :(
and have no bread
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:14, Reply)
my friend texted me about that
he knows my cooking ability
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:54, Reply)
I would pprobably love it

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:56, Reply)
You heard what?
Lies, every word of it.
Fancy a fight or a fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:47, Reply)
first one then the other

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:48, Reply)
Any particular order?
Can't actually say I fancy a fight tonight, but I'd risk quoting Jane's Addiction...
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:50, Reply)
i don't mind up to you,
i'm a gent like that
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:50, Reply)
Sex is violence, apparently.
So the order matters little.
Mrs b69 might have something to say...
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:55, Reply)
she can watch if she likes

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:58, Reply)
Sadly I must report that she can barely stand the sexy b69 in the dark.
In full light may prove too much for my beloved flower :(
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:10, Reply)
It's b69!
How's your shit?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:51, Reply)
Not bad dude, not bad at all.
Had goat dansak and peshwari naan for tea so I'm a happy cunt.
I guess my shit is in order ;)
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:54, Reply)
Ohhhhhh, there must be a curry dish for all the meat in my freezer, nom.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:57, Reply)
There's a curry recipe for every one of god's tasty little creatures.
Made a fish curry t'other week for the first time. The idea had never appealed before, y'know the smell and all? It was a tamarind salmon feast! Nomtastic.
The goat tonight was actual goat, not mutton as is generally the case. There must be a direct correlation between how cantankerous a creature is and how damned tasty it is ;)
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:01, Reply)
Memememememememe!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:49, Reply)
Can I haz a hug pleeze?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:51, Reply)
oh man i am great at hugs

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:51, Reply)
Really?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:52, Reply)
supposedly.
it is because i am really big and strong and that, obvs
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:52, Reply)
*looks up adoringly*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:53, Reply)
also i can cook,
does that still count as impressive in a man these days?
well either way, i'm well great.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:53, Reply)
Oh man! cooking is great.
If you're funny too then you're in.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:54, Reply)
i think that much may be debatable,
but i can totally make people laugh and that! yeeeeeah, let's go for brunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:55, Reply)
Brunch is my favorite meal.
Truefact!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:56, Reply)
oh man let's have eggs benedict, i'll do it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:57, Reply)
hey so hows it goin

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:51, Reply)
She's wonderfully desperate.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:52, Reply)
I mean this in a nice way too.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:52, Reply)
aren't we all though?
except for the ones who are not.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:52, Reply)
I AM NOT DESPERATE.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:52, Reply)
Nobody understands me : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:56, Reply)
:(:(:(:(

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:56, Reply)
Feel my pain Mr Sand Goblin.
Sorry...Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:59, Reply)
we haven't even had a first date yet!
*feels*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:04, Reply)
I'm renounded for my lack of morals.
Just saying.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:07, Reply)
oh crumbs!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:08, Reply)
Meh!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:52, Reply)
sounds familiar!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:53, Reply)
I read that BGBis looking for a big chunky man for Christmas
Ahem!

*stands here being big and chunky*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:54, Reply)
Single would be a bonus.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:55, Reply)
Only a bonus
*wiggles eyebrows and strokes moustache*

And beard!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:56, Reply)
Ok! a dealbreaker.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:57, Reply)
Ah well
Can't understand why you're not fighting them off with a shitty stick!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:58, Reply)
Maybe it's because I don't own a shitty stick.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:01, Reply)
i am so unbelievably single it is hard to believe how single i am

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:59, Reply)
I'm so single that if you look up single in Wiki that a picture of me appears.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:01, Reply)
doesn't look like you
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single_person
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:02, Reply)
I've aged terribly.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:04, Reply)
i'm so single that i am really single, yeh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:07, Reply)
I find that hard to believe what with you being all big and clever and shit.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:12, Reply)
the main problem is that i also do boy sex, which puts off girls, especially around here,
they look down on that sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:25, Reply)
i'm nig and chunky though not fat,
dunno what that means in terms of what people want, but i could definitely pick any of you lot up in my big bear arms.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:56, Reply)
*faints*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:57, Reply)
i meant big,
i hope this doesn't change things
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:58, Reply)
Big is good.
Everyone needs a beer gut for a pillow.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:02, Reply)
i may not fit requirements then,
i'm just muscle and grit
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:04, Reply)
Oh! I thought you might be an internet shut in.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:05, Reply)
oh right soz, no,
always a disappointment me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:06, Reply)
That's a bit racialist.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:59, Reply)
alright SSG

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:56, Reply)
shut up i'm trying to score over here

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:57, Reply)
How do you think you're getting on?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:58, Reply)
about as well as anywhere else

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:00, Reply)
I want to go raving with the assistance of MDs.
But the question is- jungle or house?

In my younger days it would have been jungle. Now that I am ancient, I prefer house.

What's it to be?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:58, Reply)
dubstep, obvs

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:59, Reply)
Oh actually, this.
Get off your face, find some proper beat-driven dubstep and dance your face off. Fuck, my town is shit.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:00, Reply)
I've heard dubstep through a system plenty of times, and it's too slow for raving purposes.
Plus, honkies skanking is fucking wack.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:01, Reply)
JUNGLE totally, don't fuck with that 4/4 vibe, get your amen on and where's your head at?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:59, Reply)
i believe jungle is mostly in 4/4, too
isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:00, Reply)
Not 4/4 as in four to the floor, which is what house is.
A straight four beats in the bar, with four kicks. Take out the third kick and you have nu skool breaks.

Jungle may be 4/4 time but it's not four to the floor.

I can illustrate with links if need be.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:03, Reply)
Amen.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:04, Reply)
go on then

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:05, Reply)
OK...
Four to the floor: www.youtube.com/watch?v=88YS1z2Z5kQ

Not four to the floor, but 4/4 nonetheless: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwI0gbGEyuI&ob=av2n
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:08, Reply)
i see
so basically it's like the stuff that annoys me in the gym vs the stuff I quite like but know nothing about
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:10, Reply)
What's the stuff that you quite like?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:12, Reply)
hard to say,
in my head it's kinda dance-y (although I know that will rile you), but with a less annoying incessant beat (which I now know to refer to as 'four to the floor' when talking to 'the kids')
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:14, Reply)
Dancey is perfectly acceptable.
So you quite like decent house? The thing with house is that there is so much drivel that gets pushed out by Ministry of Sound and Pacha and that, when there is so much quality underground shit that is so much better.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:18, Reply)
i'll be honest
I don't care enough to actuallylook for/buy/listen to it on purpose
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:21, Reply)
Fair enough.
What do you think of this one?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zW9R9sj894&ob=av2n

When it 'came out' I fucking loved it. I was obsessed. Muscular, yet screamingly camp. The polar opposite of me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:23, Reply)
sort of thing I'd ignore on the radio

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:26, Reply)
Fcuking hell.
Never thought Anthony and the Johnsons would be made into a dance track.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:27, Reply)
They haven't.
Hercules & Love Affair asked Antony to sing on some tracks. It worked so fucking well though, amirite?

And the Frankie Knuckles remix is even more quendacious than the original.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Love Antony but I don't like this track.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Madness.
His work with Hercules & Love Affair was superb.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:34, Reply)
You clearly know your shit.
Rispek and ting?
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:13, Reply)
You what?
That Onionz & Joeski tune is the one that made me change my mind about house.

The Roni Size one is nearly 15 years old now. Live drumming and double bass on that one too.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:14, Reply)
yeah?
well my band has about 3 live double bass and sometimes a drummer
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:16, Reply)
Yeah but your band doesn't play drum n' bass.
And could your drummer play at 180 bpm?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:19, Reply)
I don't think that would work on kettle drums

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:22, Reply)
Probably not.
The drummer in Reprazent also played drums for Portishead at the time, and these days he plays for Robert Plant in Strange Sensation.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:36, Reply)
You summed it up so succinctly, clearly and to the point.
The timescale of the references is of no importance.
It made sense to me and I commented thusly.
You what?
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:21, Reply)
Indeed.
DnB/Jungle and to a lesser extent, breaks (but not tech funk) are all about the basslines and the snaredrums.

House, techno and the housier end of breakbeat (tech funk especially) is all about the kickdrums.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:25, Reply)
I'm all about pianos and strong vocals.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Like this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2wEkpo5w2U
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Is that Giger artwork?
In my pretentious, teenage years I dug HR Giger.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:37, Reply)
they used to have loads of giger pictures up
in the local Quasar Laser.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:38, Reply)
Exactly.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:40, Reply)
It is.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Thought so.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:51, Reply)
No

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:43, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=leHOGgYgcMk&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:46, Reply)
OH! Ravey.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:51, Reply)
piano but no vocals except coughing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpGdmrMDFS4
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:47, Reply)
What about this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ufcIM1C22A

If you like, you can imagine me spitting some mad rhymes over it if you insist on strong vocals.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:52, Reply)
Good but not dancy.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:54, Reply)
I've got some jungle going at the bottom of the thread.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:56, Reply)
I do like this however.
Just not to dance to.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:56, Reply)
House.
Gay clubs rock.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:02, Reply)
Ha!
There's nothing gay about the Mint Club, Freakin' or Basics.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:03, Reply)
what are you doin there then?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:05, Reply)
Ha!
Looking for you bbz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:07, Reply)
not my type soz bruv, i like my guys with a big willy

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:08, Reply)
Me too!
We are sistas bbz.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:11, Reply)
I used to fucking love gay clubs.
May be why I was single for so long.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:05, Reply)
Freddie le Grand.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:09, Reply)
He is wack.
Basics 20th birthday looks great, Weatherall, Lawson and Duckenfield, but it's in London rather than Leeds.

Fuck's sake.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:11, Reply)
Fact of the evening-
If you look up moneyshots on wikipedia, I used to work with a girl who looks like the bird in the illustration.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:06, Reply)
what happens if i don't?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:07, Reply)
No skin off my nose dudezilla.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:09, Reply)
squawk squawk squawk
*does a sexy preen*
*slow dances*
*whistles beautiful stranger*
(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:24, Reply)
oh man online upset

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:32, Reply)
um, am i missing something?
Italy seem to have a completely properly unelected government and no one seems to concerned about this. Isn't this just like a military take over only with bankers instead of generals?

Sorry if I'm late with this, I've not been watching telly
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:34, Reply)
i've not been keeping track but isn't it now run by civil servants?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:36, Reply)
That's how Italy has always worked.
The politicians fight a lot, steal money and are general cunts while the civil servants keep the place going.

Evening all.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:45, Reply)
cheers for sorting that out then
so we're OK with the whole unelected thing, then?

evening
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:46, Reply)
can't be much worse than what they had

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Fuck it, democracy is overated.
viva il duce!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:53, Reply)
name me one country that democracy works in within in and i'll show you eighteen that it hasnt and in fact twenty six that communism or socialism has worked in
and then i will show you my collection of novels
and then we go for a swim
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:56, Reply)
Sounds like a plan.
I swim like a fish, with my mouth gaping open and my eyes bulging.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:59, Reply)
whoah that's how i have sex

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:59, Reply)
Tell him not to be so rough next time.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 22:03, Reply)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 22:04, Reply)
i don't get it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 22:30, Reply)
and underwater
and through spunk
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:59, Reply)
i think i best watch the news so i can at least have half an idea bout whats goin on in italy like innit butt

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 22:01, Reply)
That's just how I roll.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 22:02, Reply)
Ning!
Wassup?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Not much bgb, what's shakin with you?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:54, Reply)
Probably Parkinsons in a few years.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:56, Reply)
BOooOoooooOOoOOMmmMMmMM!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:59, Reply)
It will surely be the secret of her success.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 22:00, Reply)
I take it all back.
^ up there where I referred to jungle, I actually posted a link to drum n bass. On second thoughts I should maybe have posted this www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZpzB01aiec instead of linking to Brown Paper Bag.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Oh, good choice.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:52, Reply)
I know.
I just put on some Peshay for that authentic 1997 vibe. Jungle beats but DnB speed.

JUNGLIST EDIT:

And while I may have posted a good Shy FX tune up there, surely this is his best tune?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua1ri5T4IwA
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Silly billy.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:57, Reply)
I know.
The fucking drop on Bambaataa though, never gets tired.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:59, Reply)
PROPER drum n bass
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p_CQ5Xaqlw&feature=related

Check the snares.

Classic.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 22:01, Reply)
PROPER music
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxgPWxQ8xpA

(seriously, listen to to this loud and if it doesn't stir you then there's a bit of your soul missing)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Love this.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 22:13, Reply)
i won't be able to sleep now

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 22:15, Reply)
Evening.
How is the manflu?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 22:27, Reply)
evening
it's mostly better now, just a bit snuffly. Think the day off did the trick.

how's you, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 22:31, Reply)
FINE!
see if I care. I'm off.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 22:38, Reply)
I realise I missed an opportunity to say something silly like
check the cadenza.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 22:32, Reply)
haha, wheredya get this yer big boys album of classical musiclololol

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 22:40, Reply)
I have become part of the Systems Support Group at work
And the initials keep making me think of you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 22:58, Reply)
I've become part of the Bristol Athiest God Group Inculding Everyone Special.
It means nothing I tells ya!

Evening Lighty.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 23:00, Reply)
Evening
I miss being able to b3ta properly at work. And then in the evening it tends to move too slow to just sit on the page but too fast to dip in and out of.

#1stworldproblems
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 23:08, Reply)
I only browse during the day
Odd phone submitted comment aside.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 23:10, Reply)
Time to turn in I reckon
I am experimenting with sensible bedtimes to see if it makes me less irritable and more energetic. So far mixed results. But to be fair he needed killing.


G'night!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 23:11, Reply)

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