OK...
Four to the floor: www.youtube.com/watch?v=88YS1z2Z5kQ

Not four to the floor, but 4/4 nonetheless: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwI0gbGEyuI&ob=av2n
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:08, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

i see
so basically it's like the stuff that annoys me in the gym vs the stuff I quite like but know nothing about
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:10, Reply)

What's the stuff that you quite like?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:12, Reply)

hard to say,
in my head it's kinda dance-y (although I know that will rile you), but with a less annoying incessant beat (which I now know to refer to as 'four to the floor' when talking to 'the kids')
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:14, Reply)

Dancey is perfectly acceptable.
So you quite like decent house? The thing with house is that there is so much drivel that gets pushed out by Ministry of Sound and Pacha and that, when there is so much quality underground shit that is so much better.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:18, Reply)

i'll be honest
I don't care enough to actuallylook for/buy/listen to it on purpose
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Fair enough.
What do you think of this one?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zW9R9sj894&ob=av2n

When it 'came out' I fucking loved it. I was obsessed. Muscular, yet screamingly camp. The polar opposite of me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:23, Reply)

sort of thing I'd ignore on the radio

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Fcuking hell.
Never thought Anthony and the Johnsons would be made into a dance track.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:27, Reply)

They haven't.
Hercules & Love Affair asked Antony to sing on some tracks. It worked so fucking well though, amirite?

And the Frankie Knuckles remix is even more quendacious than the original.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Love Antony but I don't like this track.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:31, Reply)

Madness.
His work with Hercules & Love Affair was superb.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:34, Reply)

You clearly know your shit.
Rispek and ting?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:13, Reply)

You what?
That Onionz & Joeski tune is the one that made me change my mind about house.

The Roni Size one is nearly 15 years old now. Live drumming and double bass on that one too.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:14, Reply)

yeah?
well my band has about 3 live double bass and sometimes a drummer
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:16, Reply)

Yeah but your band doesn't play drum n' bass.
And could your drummer play at 180 bpm?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:19, Reply)

I don't think that would work on kettle drums

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Probably not.
The drummer in Reprazent also played drums for Portishead at the time, and these days he plays for Robert Plant in Strange Sensation.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:36, Reply)

You summed it up so succinctly, clearly and to the point.
The timescale of the references is of no importance.
It made sense to me and I commented thusly.
You what?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Indeed.
DnB/Jungle and to a lesser extent, breaks (but not tech funk) are all about the basslines and the snaredrums.

House, techno and the housier end of breakbeat (tech funk especially) is all about the kickdrums.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:25, Reply)

I'm all about pianos and strong vocals.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Like this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2wEkpo5w2U
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Is that Giger artwork?
In my pretentious, teenage years I dug HR Giger.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:37, Reply)

they used to have loads of giger pictures up
in the local Quasar Laser.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Exactly.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:40, Reply)

It is.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Thought so.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:51, Reply)

No

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:43, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=leHOGgYgcMk&feature=related
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:46, Reply)

OH! Ravey.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:51, Reply)

piano but no vocals except coughing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpGdmrMDFS4
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:47, Reply)

What about this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ufcIM1C22A

If you like, you can imagine me spitting some mad rhymes over it if you insist on strong vocals.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Good but not dancy.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:54, Reply)

I've got some jungle going at the bottom of the thread.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:56, Reply)

I do like this however.
Just not to dance to.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:56, Reply)